In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.

It probably feels so good to be recycled

some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”

Figuring out how to tell the cat I’m not mad just disappointed

Chic-a-cherry cola.

sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time

*sexting* Hah! Gross

November is my absolute favorite

I may not be smarter than the average bear but I do have more debt than him

Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.

dystopian ass weather report

I have no intention of ever thriving again.

I love that They Might Be Giants is still active on tumblr tmbgareok.tumblr.com

Was sucking dick part of the FBI informant gig?

in 6 months time every bisexual will have been banned from bluesky for posting finger guns

Unreal Tournament 99 ported to the browser! I put so many hours into this game on Dreamcast back in the day caiiiycuk.medium.com/world-exclus...

Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be annoying online

What I have is a very particular set of interests *because I’m likely on the spectrum*

Me: I have something for you *slides you the phone number for my therapist*

I just be liking shit even shit I don’t know about

I’m the worst conversationalist because I honestly just don’t care

I need to buy one of those harmonica holders that go around your neck. I want to jam while I drive

John Fetterman looks like he was drawn by a four year old

I posted a banger but everyone is at work: a terrorist manifesto

congratulations to everyone who did not email regularly with jeffrey epstein

If everything feels slightly off but only annoyingly so, that's because it's Thursday the 13th

It's once again time for me to get a haircut while being autistic 😖

Kagi is a much better alternative for search. I quit using Google Drive and Gmail a couple years ago when I switched to iCloud. really the only Google thing I can't fully escape is YouTube but I don't even use that much lately. Google is the worst.

guys i’m starting to think no one cares about the crimes committed by the president

death by a thousand cuts is effective but not nearly as effective as death by one really large cut

(with really bad vibes) hey what’s up

your honor, haven't we all known somebody that's willing to kill for money

Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.

loved this post ginpen.substack.com/p/how-doc-ma...

sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets

“your talent is wasted here” I like to think my talent is wasted wherever I go

Netflix and stop talking to me tryna hear what they’re sayin

I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.

“AI is going to replace you.” I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.

well i for one [falling onto the floor]

A bad day of posting is better than a good day at work

My five year plan is to remain in a state of complete dissociation until I get an unexpected financial windfall

I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)

I'm so stubborn, I will take a job I don't even want and stay for 7 years.