no need for this kind of thing in my life

missed connections: we locked eyes while i was fingering the boston cream donuts at the northside Wawa. would love to lick the sweaty lint from your belly button and spit it in your mouth.

profiles in courage

starting to wonder if the NYT has a conservative agenda

remembering that sometimes inside words should stay inside words

a lot of people think this is him bullshitting, but seeing it up close every day for the past four years one can't help but come to the realization that he and his team are actually this delusional

I hate this basketball-skulled fuck so much it gives me goosebumps

up and down the ballot virginia republicans ran on full-throated gutter transphobia and got their clocks cleaned last night

catching up on election news with three cats laying on me. a good start to the day

my county had 83% voter turnout

Virginia has OFFICIALLY Fallen

Video posted on reddit of the UPS crash just past the runway...

she refers to her staff as Spanberger Helpers

scott bessent's official portrait is like an airbrushed school photo from hell

first thing i see after a few days without internet is that dick cheney died. i need to do this more often

moment of zen

the one common complaint about every social app that is universally hated by virtually everyone of every age and political leaning is an algorithm trying to "drive conversation" and here are the Bluesky devs doing the Tobias Funke "but it might just work for us" meme IRL

go ahead and keep booing, I'll just keep making this web site worse

Is this your Slay Kween

me and the neighborhood dads spent trick or treating slowly walking down the middle of the street to force traffic to a crawl. park, get out and walk with your kids you pieces of shit

the truckstop diner boomhauer strategy, nice

(hitting the juul so hard it leaks) i don't believe you

❌ getting rid of bots ✅ muting friends who reply to you using a naughty word

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throwback pricing

people hate to see women keep their eyes on the prize

bari weiss got them on that hard hitting news now

bro you're such a chad. you know wanna know what's some sigma mindset shit though? setting up an SPV to hold all of this private equity backed debt off your company's books. enron printed so much paper with this move. ken lay was a fucking legend

finance bros gassing up a bunch of computer nerds to commit financial crimes

My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged

moody's gave my collection of rare pepe memes a triple-a rating

real jobs don't exist so i make a living borrowing against my tranche of data center lease backed bonds to purchase nvidia stock then borrowing against the nvidia stock to buy more data center lease backed bonds

Fred Dickjobs Spouse Illinois, Cook County Marriages, 1871-1969

this might be the most direct and strident journal article ive seen

wife and MIL almost done with my son's halloween costume

canadian hero trey yesavage

really starting to think it's going to take an unrelenting streak of good luck for them to avoid open, violent rebellion

I hate that I've now learned a new thing our tech overlords have bestowed on incredibly dumb people to toss into the discourse but here's some funny tweets about it

we're all going to die someday San Junipero was an episode of a TV show not real life lol

"cyber immortality" okay then send me a link to your myspace page lol

getting ready for the market meltdown after the OpenAI IPO

grilling this cheese with a christ-like grace

there's a little dude on my shoulder telling me to destroy my life, he seems cool as hell

bringing trump's piss bag to boil through the power of focused thought