sighing, closing my wikipedia tab about Roman emperor Drusus the Elder and logging onto my morning stand-up

12 hours left. $563 to goal. 17 backers away from 1000.

An 18-year dataset from the North Sea reveals that rogue waves are not freak accidents but particular products of ordinary swells stacking up—an insight that could make prediction possible

16 Venetian door entry buzzers. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/t... All photos by us.

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

one of the genius maneuvers i do fairly regularly is im like ok i need to reorganize my apartment. and i pull everything off shelves and out of closets and then i go eh you know what. i made som egood progress. but im tired. ill finish this later. and my entire place is covered in my bullshit

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

tired of all these posts might go watch Band of Brothers assault on the guns at brecourt manor then read some reddit posts arguing about its historical accuracy

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message?? yea plx dont email my fridge address

finally had to do this for work. i look forward to updating it every other week or so

move over Beavis

the good part about being a socialist is that you get to be right about everything that's wrong with the world. the bad part is that everything that's wrong with the world is still wrong with it

"The single determining criterion for involuntary commitment is danger. Is the defendant a danger to himself or to others. You think you got the horses for that? Well good luck and God bless, but I'll tell you this: The last place you want to see me is in court."

It seems like the bad guys are exactly who I thought they were

Epstein emails are written like this

It should not be hard to run against the guys who want to ban advil. Elder millennial bloc alone.

Jeffery Epstein was charged with child rape in 2006. Alex Acosta offers a unique non prosecution agreement with him in 2007, signed in 2008. In 2009, Jeffery Epstein gets a day pass to leave min security jail on lesser prostitution charges & rapes more kids. The birthday book is from 2013.

I'm so mad I don't live in New York anymore. It's gonna be so cool

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

I have to subscribe to the daily Hitler so I can figure out how to cook a fuckin chicken

Bad news for all you Slop Sluts

Zohran Mamdani & some dudes packing up petitions for the Tiffany Caban for DA Launch 2019 in a little room

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Obviously these people are, on a literal, factual level, insane. But it's interesting to think about this in terms of what it suggests about the actual function of bus fares and similar user fees: to keep undesirable people out of public spaces.

hey can somebody grab me a cup of coffee real quick

Less than $5000!! Only 31 hours left!! ITS SO CLOSE!!

it's kind of annoying that overthrowing the federal government is traditionally frowned upon, from a legal perspective. kind of has a chilling effect, you know

the replies in this thread are sustaining me. I am also the kind of person who, if in a rotten mood, would be far less cheered by pics of cute pets than stories of people totally eating it

like ... just like hire me? just hire me to draw the comics covers.

Because the ownership has changed hands and the archives haven't been maintained you can't even find the original Pitchfork article about Goop On Ya Grinch online any more :(

I hope to see folks at this huge whistle event tonight! Let’s get materials out there to keep our neighbors safe! www.instagram.com/p/DQ2Y_MTkSXU/

yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing

reached back into my Cracked toolbox to write about six things I’ve learned during the ICE invasion of Chicago www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657790

pretty wild that Musk is a Boer, a bore and a boor all at once

Every regulation written in blood

- Fixed a bug that caused you to permanently lose your beak after eating the Cloaca Surprise

The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

loving this interview with the One Battle After Another skateboarders from @carlosfilm.bsky.social

Making dinner with my wife: Me: you know what I think of whenever we’re making soups? My wife: what’s that? 😊 Me: How at the outset of the First World War- My wife: what the fuck Me: what? My wife: the First World War? Me: Yes. The French, they thought it was essential kit to have a large pot

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"The fuck're you on about, you thick cunt?" - Bandit Heeler

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear: 1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people 2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

Hey I got one for you guys. Imagine I posted this a month or two ago. "More like Charlie Croak"

A Fistful of Loud: Seattle Neighbors Build Whistle Kits to Protect Immigrants From ICE

I agree. They really should have