Riyadh Comedy Festival sounds like a Trashfuture bit

don't have anything profound to say about kaleb horton but i'm sure he would gracefully articulate the feeling of the sudden passing of a smart person who was always nice to you on the internet

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

cool boat alert @socialistboat.dad

(We Don't Talk About Bruno voice) São as águas de março

(Vin Diesel whipping a drop cloth off a car voice) The 1989 Volvo 240 DL

(Donald Trump voice) I was there. I was the first guy playing Daft Punk for the rock kids. I played it at CBGBs. Everybody thought I was crazy. We all know. I was there. I've never been wrong

He was right

"Bermuda Triangle. The Bermuda Triangle. All those ships, all those big beautiful boats, lost forever? I will order my Administration to declassify every file on the Bermuda Triangle, but only if I am never asked to release any other files ever again. This is your only offer, take it or leave it."

My 7 year old taught my 2.5 year old to say “what the fuck” and when that smiling angelic little face uttered those words I couldn’t even keep it together. It was too funny.

the only jobs in the future are investigator, thief, investigator-thief (bounty hunters/gunslingers), mechanic-pilot, and courtesan

Explain your username: I'm the socialist boat dad

LMAO "real jobs" is very funny

Hell yeah

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures

The trick to making friends as an adult is Go To The Same Place Over And Over Again. This is also the trick as a kid but usually at that point it's not up to you, you just kinda have to

if AI is good. why is everybody trying to trick me into using it

The trick to keeping your posts out of the discover feed is to just not post very good

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED ME: What's up babe WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect. ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.

-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED. -FAIL! -FAIL! -SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG. -LEVEL UP!

organizing my podcasts based on conflict archetype (Host vs. Self, Host vs. Host, Host vs. Listener, Host vs. Society)

Every time i see an old white man at the hardware store who looks at me a little bit too long I worry it's the ghost of my future self. Probably I just have something on my face

Thinking about thos waves

mount desert island cabins, one unit, bar harbor, maine, 1984

STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.

The absolutely wild thing about getting into Ultraman is roughly once every 20 minutes seeing something insane that makes you realize “oh, this is where [some other formative scene or costume in other media] came from”

it is a personal affront to me, an unbearable slight against my honor, that there is no Children of Men 4K release

i still see my stupid ass chilean baby yoda thing pop up on meme accounts called like LATINO MEMES ESPECIALES and just laugh

while my husband and I took turns getting our vaccines our toddler sang nearly the entirety of dragostea din tei in reasonably good romanian to a dazzled and confused clump of elders

For the next one, Kash Patel should claim he found a riddle

8-year-old looking at my warhammer guys: "are any of them good guys?" me: (silently gauging if there's a way to explain the Tau perspective of soft-power expansion that attempts to embrace pluralism but only insofar as it doesnt conflict with the ideological dictate of Ethereal imperialism) "uh. no"

I wish the unusual whales account was about unusual whales

me as hell

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

It's hard to beat this. He is a criminal piece of shit who deserves nothing but the worst, and he is also very very weird

thinking about Andor. specifically thinking about the space sheep and space AKs from s01e04

Welcome to my world

OUT NOW: Tom and guest co-Sicko @kcg.bsky.social are tired of being "sickos." Thus begins "Anime Health Nuts," the show's new name and not just a bit we are doing for this episode only. We discuss the skateboarding obstacle course show KASSO, the joke liquor Fireball, and more. Check it out!

feel like I need to disappear into a hole* for a bit *read a 44-page PDF of the rules and setting for an indie sword and sorcery ttrpg that I will never actually play

what would you ask Chotiner to "go light on" at the end of your interview. mine would probably be What Is To Be Done related door-knock type stuff

cops lately when they see any bullet casing

Shhh let them cook

"You can watch a million TikToks, but to engage, you still need to go to the hot bakery. You still need to actually make the ramen you saw on YouTube. You still need to get the reservation, and then your taste buds have to wrap themselves around a chutney pizza.... No one else can taste it for you."