ai models can't be spokespeople for themselves because they are not people... please.... my media ecosystem is dying

"Hey have you listened to this podcast? It's a great conversation about" You know what I am actually good on great conversations about, at the moment

chase sending me texts like "your balance is lower than the notification amount set on your account" like. why is that my problem. you're the bank. you have all the money. do something about it

CHOTINER: So coyotes keep eating your outdoor cats? NEIGHBOR: Yes. CHOTINER: And you just have limitless cats? NEIGHBOR: No, I go to the shelter to replace them. CHOTINER: Sounds to me like you're just feeding cats to coyotes. NEIGHBOR: Well no I mean, now look my daughter is crying.

i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time

I feel like my brain after this is like when you look at your phone battery status in settings and it says "max charge: 81%"

again unprompted this morning: "there should be a thermometer that you put in your armpit to tell how stinky you are so you know when you need to use deodorant." she's firing on all cylinders lately and thoroughly roasting my ass

I’m gonna need a minute, the guy with the shitty tattoos who cheated on me in college is a senior investigator at the us house select committee on china

skateboard, very big hill, no helmet. almost made it! unfortunately, skull fracture

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

Eastern European bit character stealing the scene in an action movie when the hero comes into his workshop to acquire better weaponry type dialogue

One thing about these big camp systems is that they inflict a tremendous amount of harm through sheer momentum. When a system is built to be both negligent and punitive, it tends to cause suffering by default.

my daughter, unprompted, told me about how when she closes her eyes she sees the entire production, packaging and distribution line for "bags of bug spray". specified the machines in different stages of the process and the colors of various objects involved. she has The Sight (How It's Made edition)

the guy that babysat the sorting machine at the post office. when they got a new machine he retired instead of learning it

NASA contractor/test pilot; Navy sailing instructor I make little videos

Aw cone on, what's the crime

Update on this: If you're gonna give yourself a semi-serious cut, I would recommend a location other than the tip of the longest finger on your dominant hand. Turns out you use that bit a lot

35-50-year-old women love to be named "Jen S."

Jacob plays James Cameron in a really cool and good opening sketch to this episode.

I don't want to work today I just want to read my cool boat book. But. The consumers need me

It’s hard being married to Mickey. He’ll say to Minnie like, “Hey, you’ve got your own things going on too. You’ve got your… little bows.” He doesn’t even know the name of her Etsy store. He keeps promising he’ll use his connections to get them into Target. She’s like, I shouldn’t have to ask.

know the funny papers rules

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

I see your Stars & Stripes Bonus Army story with no mention of the cops shooting vets dead, the Army sending out tanks, the cavalry charging, the infantry armed with atomsite sweeping the camps or the Army claiming everyone was all communist & pitch u Fragging: A Rich American Military Tradition

thinking of everyone stuck in dubai :( must be horrible to be somewhere dangerous you can't get out of and forced to work every day in hazardous conditions

hello. please look at this incredible list of authors whose craft advice you can get for less than $20. I’m in this and still completely amazed by how good the quality is

got a new book from my cool aunt

Also just like anything at all having to do with allies

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Having one of those weeks where decades happen in terms of my to-do list at my job. Man. I'm executing on so many deliverables right now you guys. This is what ol' V.I. was talking about I think

Cool, why did you change it

Round 2 Canon EOS 3 w/ 50/1.8 II Canonflex (fIrst canon SLR) w/ 35/2.5 Minolta SR-1s w/ 58/1.4 PF Canon AF35ML Mamiya RB67 body and Canon IVsb (ripped shutter) still available

agreed to play a Billy Bragg song on guitar at a union rally... I am becoming the most powerful version of myself

According to gravity anomaly, the Hawaiian islands begin at the intersection of Aleutian islands and Kamchatka peninsula. The mantle plume that created the islands must be hundreds of millions years old and has created a chain of mountains thousands of km long stretching across the pacific ocean.

Sextant-wielding celestial navigators having a real "I studied the blade" moment today.

"Looks like it's time to turn up the heat." — ROBERT DENIRO in HEAT (1995)

YOU gotta decide which god you're gonna worship YOU can either complain or you can skate

thinking about getting into purveying

you met me at a relatively normal time in my life

wearing a sweatshirt with the logo of a general store in western massachusetts over a T shirt with the logo of a general store in upstate new york

it's SO cool

Edward Hopper Manhattan Bridge Loop

Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE

Does anyone want 17 copies of K-PAX on DVD

reflect upon your woke sky from this non-binary fuss, millennial leftists

kid is home sick, I'm editing a video for work "dad why do you keep watching the same video?" That's my job "you watch the same video over and over for 7 hours?" Yep "that's not a real job" Gimme a break kid