Sorry about that one

MEI LING: Be careful out there, Snake. You can still get pregnant from pre-cum. SNAKE, VISIBLY PREGNANT: Pre-cum, huh...

free TTRPG character name Wilbo Swayhook

Estate sale auction pickup

please indicate your level of mania today on the "pepsi scale"

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i think that everyone knows not to use u-line for record storage supplies by this point but JUST IN CASE

FOLKS,,,

Cooking red sauce wearing a white shirt

O R T L I E B Z

I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.

YUJI: Excuse me, where are you from? I think I speak your language. Where are you from? JABBA THE HUTT: E chu ta!

Since the first new episode with the album art has gone live here's the Sawbones logo I painted for Dr. Sydnee McElroy and Justin McElroy!

Some personal news

Referring to bedtime routines in conversations with other dads like they're NFL plays. Yeah we run a 730 flex, iso bath, max 2 book, backrub option

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Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

pronouncing Zootopia so it rhymes with onomatopoeia

Kids need parenting

Men of the world if you would like a purse that can double as a fanny pack may I recommend the Chrome Kadet 9L chromeindustries.com/products/kad...

Every classic movie's production backstory is like "This movie revolutionized the art of cinema forever. Every person involved was actively and directly killed by the studio that produced it"

About to make the ultra rare Quad Heeler sandwich, the result of everyone else in my house refusing to eat bread loaf heels and going through 2 full loaves before I could catch up

Speaking as someone who tweeted a hundred thousand times: Who gives a shit about Twitter lmao

GIVE 👏 PAUL 👏 A 👏 JOB 👏

Found an estate sale auction listing with this weird ass little camera and I might have to go for it

The poor craftsman blames his tools. The rich craftsman has better tools and doesn't have the problems with his tiles that the poor craftsman does. Has the poor craftsman tried not being poor?

theprunerwarehouse.com has never steered me wrong.

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

Once I dropped and shattered the lid to my toilet tank. Anyway, not only does cheaptoilettanklids dot com have an unbelievable selection of one specific thing, but they will also figure out what lid you need if you text a picture of your toilet. Tremendous service.

i made some acoustic panels using colorful burlap fabric and people ask, where did you get that burlap fabric. i love saying, "why, burlapfabric.com, of course"

(w/a strange light in my eyes) specialty bottle dot com.

I had some trouble installing hinges today and you know who was there for me? Hinge Outlet Dot Com

You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.

Your Fave Is Problematic: Little Bunny Foo Foo

ITS ONFIM TIME

Looking at estate sale listings and all the china and glassware and crockery and stuff that's in every auction and thinking about how each item of corded ware prehistoric pottery was probably somebody's grandma's jug no one in the family wanted anymore at some point

New ttrpg character name just dropped

New grimmest item in an online estate sale auction just dropped

respectfully to all the star trek fans out there... you are all gigantic nerds

The chemical formula for methyl methacrylate is CH2=C(CH3)COOCH3 Hope nobody dies so I can make a joke about that later

Nice try Staples website. You're not gonna get me to say "what's BIFMA"

Think About It

if anyone is interested in a single ticket to bright eyes at the hollywood bowl on saturday, i would be happy to sell you mine for cheap. i've been sick all week and don't think i'm gonna make it out. section S row 1

INSHALLAH

They worry about "combined sewer overflow" so you don't have to.