in this photo it kind of looks like they put cell phone transmitters on top of the Kaaba

Among mill owners and mill operators this is what's known as a "major uh-oh situation"

saw a video yesterday from someone who lives near an AI datacenter showing the malevolent ambient hum with a decibel meter. we do actually need to literally destroy these facilities. they are hellmouths. they are profane and foul and cannot be suffered to exist

Exploding the Yellowstone supervolcano rn if anyone wants anything

Trump looks really tired and sad. He should just give up. You know. Breathing

Trap Danger

I'm not specifically religious but I do see Busta Rhymes as a kind of minor deity

letter to the editor, nintendo power, magazine (1995) archive.org/details/Nint...

Highway billboard that says "PAIN AT THE PUMP?" and then underneath in smaller serif font "Call Matheson & Associates Urology Center Today"

The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out

Already annoyed that American Airlines put me on a bus instead of a puddle jumper, I audibly groan when the driver walks on and its fucking Ms Frizzle again and I start texting clients, "may be late. About to get stuck in Carlos's aorta."

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

I appreciate the australian dedication to shortening words, however sometimes they do end up sounding a little like slurs invented for a sci fi graphic novel

I kinda wanna skip work one day this week and just drive down to the ocean and jump in real quick. I feel like net net I would be more productive if I did that

("I should buy a boat" cat voice) I should learn Da Vinci Resolve

Connecticut... it's good actually folks

gonna be thinking about "patient is presenting oafishly" from @boontavista.com podcast for a long time. possibly forever

in case you were wondering how suburban I've become since moving out of nyc two years ago. well. I just stuck a meat thermometer in my lawn to find out the soil temperature to see if it was time to fertilize the grass. so. that's where I'm at

oaf chat. a chat for oafs

remembering various awkward moments from my past and categorizing them as OAFISH BEHAVIOR (SELF) or OAFISH BEHAVIOR (OTHER)

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

I can’t stop thinking about the three grand soups. I don’t even care that there are four of them. It’s the actual list of soups that’s got to me

when colin meloy said "boats bobbing in the blue of the bay".... I felt that

colin meloy is NOT canadian?? oh he's from montana. I feel like that counts, kind of

married a construction vehicle operator call that a Crane Wife

perhaps my most anti-democratic opinion is that I believe anyone who has listened to The Decemberists' album The Crane Wife as many times as I have should be legally barred from voting

bad news for November fans... I'm listening to the Decemberists. that right I don't give a fuck

you craning my wife bro? you trying to crane my wife?

I'm going to Costco

started watching the new godfather prequel on max last night. set 10,000 years before don vito came to america, it tells the story of grog corleone’s struggle to regain control of his ancestral cave. 1st episode a bit of a slow burn but chazz brando’s not bad in the lead for a first time actor.

a specialty auto parts store with a dark disturbing malevolent presence at its heart........ scp euro

if you really hate someone, teach them to recognize LLM-generated text

I mean…

I think when discussing aggressive normies at protests (an unalloyed good, I thank them for their service) vs. the comparative caution of leftists, it's worth noting that leftists at the forefront of protests have been beaten, arrested, prosecuted, imprisoned, stalked, harassed, murdered, for years

Me, hoeing: “this is great!” Me, later, reaping what I hoed: “haha! This is also great!”

there's a brand new Animagraffs, & it's a Big Boat one 😻

I'm listening to sea shanties again folks

“My wife has been yelling at me” the auction

Sober bunny at the bar ordering hop water

another banger from the design team www.theverge.com/cs/tech/9004...

It's cold out. What the fuck

New England paintings by Douglas H. Caves, Sr.