This is so calming to watch.

Albany Park, I love you so much Many of Jaime Andrade’s newest signs have now been amended to make clear who purchased them (Draft Kings, under a newly formed PAC attempting to obscure themselves as the purchaser)

Give 'er the ol

We live in stupid and horrible times unless you somehow only care about steam locomotive preservation in which case somehow we're in a golden age.

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin

assassinating current AND former political leaders could potentially be a very funny precedent to set

Told my daughters about a protest nearby tomorrow. Said I was thinking of making a sign that said "No War". 6 year old said she wanted to make a giant peace sign. 3 year old said she wanted to make a sign that said "No War, Yes Tickles". Thinking about the girls their age our bombs just slaughtered

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

One day the teacher challenged us that if we could name a truly free thing in the world, that student would get an A for the semester. One kid thought a second, said "Faith," and the Extremely Christian teacher got so pissed off and flustered that she cried trying to debate him.

parenting advice books should all have an asterisk on the front that says "this shit does not work on three year olds. nothing works on three year olds. they cannot be parented only Endured"

If a couple generations in a row had kids in their early twenties we are coming up on Grandma Ashley territory

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

how everything feels

When you realise HR are never going to help you

It's so easy to just say "NO WAR" It's remarkable how many people can't do that

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

I would have maybe avoided this particular phrasing if it were me in that role

Chvrches There's a beauty in older electronics. The buttons and the lights, the point at which electricity becomes tangible. You have a google alert for transparent-case N64 controllers, and have measured out space for a pinball machine in the apartment.

Sleigh Bells You never made out behind the bleachers, but the divebar couch the semester you turned 21 felt pretty close. The soundtrack of that night is lost to time, but you imagine it had "Rill Rill," a song your now-tweens will always associate with drives to soccer practice

/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."

found out my bestie's grandfather who was a roofer in ventura once got paid for a job with a capuchin monkey

Personally I don't use the school bombing chatbot to write my emails. I just use my human brain

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Dumped the images off of one of my Gameboy Cameras... found this pic of the moon. There were eight others, but this was the nice one. This shot took my biggest lens and a stand made of Lego to hold everything still.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Shorter version of Chuck Schumer's statement: "Yayyyy! ☺️"

My 15yo is at a punk show in northwest Indiana and just sent me this which is making me lose my shit laughing

Told my daughters about a protest nearby tomorrow. Said I was thinking of making a sign that said "No War". 6 year old said she wanted to make a giant peace sign. 3 year old said she wanted to make a sign that said "No War, Yes Tickles". Thinking about the girls their age our bombs just slaughtered

A TMZ exclusive on an ostensible national security breach is a rotten cherry on top

Today was an absolutely beautiful day in NYC. It was sunny. Clear skies. It was 51F which after this winter left me sweating in my unzipped puffer. I saw people strolling without jackets. Runners in shorts. And as I walked home, I thought about what it would be like to see bombers in the sky.

filling up my car before the strait of hormuz gets priced in

As @clairewillett.bsky.social writes: "I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil." Homer called it Οργή. It's what Achilles feels. (It's what Achilles DOES.) Also used by St Paul for the wrath of God.

happy gamesmaster anthony's birthday to all who observe

Hat Acquired

The pistachios were seriously so good you guys

This website just works, no ads or anything goodoldtetris.com

Reminder that if you see something horrific, there is good evidence that playing Tetris as soon as possible helps. Giving yourself PTSD from seeing photos or film clips doesn’t help anyone.

hey like. god's not going to forgive us. ever get that feeling

Shout out to all the east coast parents who found out about the atrocities first because they were up taking care of their kids

Reminder to warrant officers that the same guys ordering you into an illegal war just fucked with your bonuses

How long til Israel goes nuclear you think

FWIW it is also my pseudo-birthday today. Just so we can compound the injustice

these dipshits in the White House are going to get so many people killed out of boredom

PSA for those waking up please keep jokes to a minimum while the atrocity time light is on

I feel like we are playing a board game with two six-sided dice that determine the type of scenario and they came up with "FARCE" and "ATROCITY"