Chris Mohney
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Writer and editor and drinker and eater
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And Then I Make A Substack About It
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about 19 hours ago
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Kotzer,
about 19 hours ago
“I am a river. You are my canyon.”
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Edward
about 22 hours ago
When I make a huge batch of scrambled eggs
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Rude Law Dog
1 day ago
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sure aint paying to read that
about 20 hours ago
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Calvinball Congress
1 day ago
Stephen Miller right now
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Made the most delicious creole red beans and rice yesterday and I was so looking forward to leftovers tonight but forgot I have dang ol dinner plans with friends at a restaurant! Jealously watching the kids devour the red beans before I go out, feel like I messed up big time
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Stella Sacco
1 day ago
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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Bennett Tomlin
1 day ago
Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
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sadvil 😎
1 day ago
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Brendel
1 day ago
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
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Papahrf
3 days ago
@ditzkoff.bsky.social
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens
3 days ago
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imagine kissing Dagwood Bumstead. maneuvering under the nose, his wide mouth encompassing your entire jaw. you risk a look only to see his pitch black oval eyes regarding you coldly
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3 days ago
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well New York has tried the cop mayor, and the billionaire mayor. maybe it's time we give a chance to Billionaire Cop Mayor
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4 days ago
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morrowind.txt
5 days ago
Yes,
Chris Mohney
, I have finished my study of Chimarvamidium.
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Mike Schuster
5 days ago
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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lauren
5 days ago
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
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everyone showing up online for the morning nuzzi takes
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Matt Thrower
5 days ago
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Juliet Turner
6 days ago
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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ok nevermind, I’m reading these things now. who am I kidding
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5 days ago
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oh yeah, well I desire desiring desire being desiring, how bout that
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6 days ago
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Brendel
6 days ago
Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
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so close
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new season of Landman really showcasing Taylor Sheridan's range in writing strong female characters, like crazy bitches, dumb bitches, mean bitches, sexy bitches, and bitches on their period
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Rebekah Valentine
8 days ago
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Jesse Hawken
8 days ago
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couple military choppers cruising up the Hudson. for reasons. bonus dramatic sky background
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Deeks 🫶
9 days ago
I brought an email to this knife fight
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Jesse Duquette
8 days ago
The Patron Saints of Wraparound Oakleys and Indictable Hard Drives are having one helluva time right now
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Matthew Downhour
8 days ago
Obligatory
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I like the new Witcher with Liam Hemsworth. marinating in the humiliation of all involved. it’s like what if they did a fake Game of Thrones inside the Curb Your Enthusiasm universe
8 days ago
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welcome to another crisp fall Friday of "Not Reading That"
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ok so no more overt statements of metaphorical violence on here. button up your language. for example, I think President Trump should make spaghetti
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Not cooking for Thanksgiving this year, but I'm making stock anyway from last year's turkey bits unearthed from freezer at last
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rare body oils
16 days ago
police man: You are under arrest me: inventory police man: What ? me: check inventory
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rare body oils
10 days ago
me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
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always found it surprising that only one guy was executed for Confederate war crimes - the commandant of Andersonville prison camp in Georgia, where an ancestor of mine died as an inmate
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9 days ago
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one of the most ghoulish proposed applications of technology I’ve ever seen
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good hyuck, babe!
9 days ago
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Cranny Boy
9 days ago
It should be against the law to create frankensteins
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one aspect of Epstein's email conduct is he's just very comfortable with who and what he is. sure he wasn't public about his crimes and predelictions, but he also wasn't living a double life of pretending to be something else, unlike the various creeps he dealt with
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tomorrow Mike Johnson will demolish his own world record least believable “I haven’t heard about that, haven’t seen that” establishing a new milestone that will stand undefeated for generations
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jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
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beetle moses
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[colin farrell as penguin voice] Ahhhh c'maaaan! who ya gonna believe, da guy running da pedophoile ring for billionaires, or da billionaire friend of his who always talks about how he likes undeyage goils???? c'maaaaaan
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