Newer and bluer meanies have been sighted in the vicinity of this theatre. There’s only one way to go out: singing.

excuse me

Huge congrats to my wife @amyjustman.bsky.social on finishing the Brooklyn Half Marathon! (It was several hours ago, not just now.)

The Bear finale should be a one-hour episode that’s 59 minutes of Carmine cooking something in his home kitchen. Sydney enters and says “Hey.” Fade to black.

The invisible hand of the market strikes again

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

FORCE MAJEURE (Östlund, 2014)

why does this look like a screenshot from Grand Theft Auto

It was the bests of Tims, it was the worst of Tims.

One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Happy 80th birthday, Tim Curry.

The directors of the firm hired to continue the crossword after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The crossword has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

It’s way too early for emails like this

This isn't the right time for anachronisms

Good morning.

oh really

hey stop posting spoilers for The Pitt

A Spelling Bee puzzle crafted just for me. 💕

Why Pope Leo should go on Joe Rogan.

it'll be back in three days

I refuse to believe any of this actually happened.

JD Vance doing diplomacy:

What a week to be JD Vance

The important thing is that our president is at a UFC match

One of Frank Herbert’s Hebrew novels I’m not familiar with

Me playing Super Mario Bros at age 10 when I lose all my lives on the Hammer Bros section of World 8-3

The great Sidney Lumet, gone 15 years ago today. The story of how Paddy Chayefsky roped him into directing “Network” is always a fun one. #RIP 🙏🏼 @ditzkoff.bsky.social

Amazing that this is going to happen at the same time he announces his new health care plan

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Just a normal push alert to wake up to

"In his sternest, most forceful remarks yet since the start of military operations, the President said"

So much for "cancel culture."

that's what happens when the Dow goes under 50,000