The important thing is that our president is at a UFC match

One of Frank Herbert’s Hebrew novels I’m not familiar with

Me playing Super Mario Bros at age 10 when I lose all my lives on the Hammer Bros section of World 8-3

The great Sidney Lumet, gone 15 years ago today. The story of how Paddy Chayefsky roped him into directing “Network” is always a fun one. #RIP 🙏🏼 @ditzkoff.bsky.social

Amazing that this is going to happen at the same time he announces his new health care plan

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Just a normal push alert to wake up to

"In his sternest, most forceful remarks yet since the start of military operations, the President said"

So much for "cancel culture."

that's what happens when the Dow goes under 50,000

This could hypothetically end with John Roberts, mid-breakdown, grabbing high voltage wires without gloves

Up and at them!

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

it's been done

I couldn’t go but sent my regrets

first night of olaf's shiva was rough

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

comic-book villainy

Take it easy there, Spelling Bee Buddy

Petrodollars ❌ Pedo dollars ✔️

Look at what they did to Dobby

still trying to wrap my head around this new Harry Potter cast

It's perfectly normal and all governments do it

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Look at this amazing analysis by *check notes* Donald Trump. Ever hear of this guy? He does make some great points about our current situation

why would Biden do this to our airports

I wish I had this in my vocabulary when calling out of work because of my top surgery. “I’m sorry, I just got transgender mutilized, I’ll be wfh for the next few days”

it's like the 10th or 12th most salient thing about this post but... "mutilization"?

can it be closed down sooner

lmao

Happy retirement, sir

Diane Warren made a movie about Diane Warren and Diane Warren still didn’t win the Oscar

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.