"is there a doctor in the house?" [sees Dr. Oz] "i mean a real doctor"

Just heard that all New Yorkers will now be forced to admit Ishtar wasn’t that bad of a movie. YOU VOTED FOR THIS!!

Hell yeah

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

What Mamdani Giving His Victory Speech At 11:19 PM Says About How He’ll Govern - And Why You Should Be Concerned

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

Zohran KWAME Mamdani

Trump orders full invasion of Klendathu

I hope he governs exactly like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2Z...

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Let’s do this

NBC calling it for Mamdani:

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Shot, chaser

Bill Ackman is gonna post the wordiest, most racist trash you've ever ignored.

Dick Cheney would have loved this

Cuomentum

I’m calling it* for Eric Adams *a business class seat to Ankara

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

meanwhile

On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future. I hope you will too.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

finally my dream of having a Lego Anne Ramsey figure is fulfilled

what a fantastic troll

perfect match of filmmaker and source material