Look at what they did to Dobby

still trying to wrap my head around this new Harry Potter cast

It's perfectly normal and all governments do it

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Look at this amazing analysis by *check notes* Donald Trump. Ever hear of this guy? He does make some great points about our current situation

why would Biden do this to our airports

'Prepare to get mutilizated' is something Rocksteady and Bebop would say before their boss fight in a ninja turtles coin-op.

I wish I had this in my vocabulary when calling out of work because of my top surgery. “I’m sorry, I just got transgender mutilized, I’ll be wfh for the next few days”

it's like the 10th or 12th most salient thing about this post but... "mutilization"?

can it be closed down sooner

lmao

Happy retirement, sir

Diane Warren made a movie about Diane Warren and Diane Warren still didn’t win the Oscar

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Was Wendi McLevon-Covey cancelled?

They still figured out a way to get Wicked into the in memoriam portion of the show

Welp, now everyone's going to call Barbra Streisand "Babs." When will she learn?

Babs has still got it

I would like to hear a bit more about a filmmaker whose parents *encouraged* him to get into the arts

there should be an "all stars" oscars where they say adele dazeem and then will smith slaps chris rock. maybe someone tears a picture of the pope, who knows. just an idea, no problem if not

Kind of interesting how this Oscar season went from “Timothée Chalamet Is The Odds-on Favorite” to “Why Hasn’t Timothée Chalamet Been Beaten Within an Inch of His Life?”

Everyone celebrating Jason Voorhees, no one celebrating Pamela Voorhees. Did we already forget the lesson of International Women’s Day

Uh -

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

why, you could even say the mission was accomplished

Everything’s fine

There’s a Bikini Kill song in the new Pixar movie

every time I see his name I involuntarily associate him with the Dril-universe "EpicWayne"