It looks like the Bluesky left in Iran is already trying to force woke purity tests on the next Ayatollah

“Slurs filled a chat” is a beaut

I just learned that most Iraqis are Sunni Muslims whereas most Iranians are Shiite Muslims. Here’s why I think the war with Iran will go very differently than the war with Iraq….(1/23)

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

The fact that Kristi Noem's relentless plastic surgery couldn't save her job, even in the MAGAverse, signals that feminism has achieved its goals.

RFK Jr. said of Dunkin’: “There’s simply too much sugar in their iced coffee and have you seen their toilet seats?”

Kristi Noem’s swashbuckling approach to homeland security raised eyebrows in some circles

A vegetarian café in the deep blue SeaTac airport might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the din of a tense discussion about allergen statements, you can hear whisper that DEI is the reason that Portobello French dip is $24.

Kristi Noem’s firing could have a chilling effect on cabinet members’ ability to award nine-figure no-bid contracts to their cronies.

I've long felt that 'Wayne' as a middle name is a cursed name (e.g. 'John Wayne Gacy'). That McMullin doesn't even take a breath or pause between 'Mark' and the rest of it? Not a good sign. Should we be asking about his browser history and the crawlspaces under his home?

Kristi Noem has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins

Kristi Noem's DHS killed Americans, stole their property, deported the wrong people, siphoned taxpayer money to her political allies, defied court orders, and ferried her aide/lover on taxpayer-funded jets. To bring America together, Democrats must pledge to never prosecute her for any of this.

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

Kristi Noem to join Harvard Institute of Politics

A gas station in deep blue Washington, DC might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But beneath the propulsive go-go strains of Chuck Brown, you can hear whispers that DEI, not the war in Iran, is the reason gas prices jumped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

Kristi Noem gave her political operative a no-bid contract worth $143,000,000 of taxpayer money to make Fox News ads starring her at Mt. Rushmore. We will be following this story on a daily basis if it turns out that Hunter Biden was involved.

We wanted to know who would prevail in the turbulent sea of wartime Iranian politics. So we talked to three Gen Z Persian-Americans at the Gucci Store in Beverly Hills.

Markwayne in the Membrane Noem’s been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayne’s too legit to quit. Reader, I haven’t seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day by Maureen Dowd

Kristi Noem was handing out government contracts the right way by Ezra Klein

Tattoo You Constantly concerned Collins thought she was waiting on a lady in the general election until sexy Graham started up like Mick Jagger. Will his Nazi tats prove he’s not a slave to the BlueSky left and help him hang fire in November? by Maureen Dowd

These numbers sound low to me

Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.

It’s time to arm the moderates in Iran.

There will be no more regime change wars. Instead we will fight wars in order to leave the regime unchanged. by Donald Trump

Americans are tired of the government wasting their money on Medicaid and schools. They want it spent on security details for Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, and Kash Patel's girlfriend. by J.D. Vance

Playbook | If Pete Hegseth cannot effectively manage America’s war in Iran, insiders expect President Trump will replace him with a weekday—or even a prime time—Fox News host.

Polls show that less than 40% of Americans support war with Iran. But in this Morning Joe greenroom, that percentage seems much higher.

Iran So Far Away Trump's promising a new wave war, with no boots on the ground, and his fans will probably follow him into it like a flock of seagulls. by Maureen Dowd

Why aren't the AI drones killing more people? Because they became too woke.

The woke liberal cucks at Anthropic cut us off from using Claude right before we were going to ask it to generate a reason why we're invading Iran. by Pete Hegseth

Nobody Puts Bibi in the Corner Donald Trump was once more Pat Buchanan than Patrick Swayze, but now he's in a dirty dance with Bibi Netanyahu, who's had the time of his life goading America into war. When they're done in Iran, Marco is hoping for a sequel called Havana Nights. by Maureen Dowd

The real winner of both parties' Texas Senate primaries? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

Joe Biden never made the case to Congress that Iran is an imminent threat to the United States. Why should President Trump have to? by Hugh Hewitt

Democrats say Donald Trump has spiked prices, taken massive bribes, started a war, and killed American civilians. These swing voters say that’s missing the point.

Analysis | George W. Bush's Iraq invasion was preceded by months of meticulous planning, and yet history regards it as a failure. Perhaps Donald Trump's loose, improvised approach to invading Iran will be the key to its success.

When Doves Lie Donald the Dove beat neocons like Darling Nikki Haley and Little Red Marco by calling them warmongers. But now this would-be Prince of Persia wants troops to say I Would Die 4 U while he amasses diamonds and pearls. You won't see me laughing in this Orange Reign. by Maureen Dowd

Trump installed a secular communist dictator in Venezuela. Now he’s about to install a Muslim fundamentalist dictator in Iran. Has there ever been a more fairminded president? by Marc Thiessen

The West has become weak because it is run by nepo babies. by Mojtaba Khamenei

Donald Trump's badly slurred, incoherent explanation for war with Iran raises new questions about Joe Biden's advanced age.

The war in Iran will be a cakewalk.

What I saw at State of the Swamp so crucial post-Iran api.omarshehata.me/substack-pro... Trump droned on in his State Of Dementia. Threatened, lied, sharted..neurons faded. At State of the Swamp, electricity lightning can’t provide. Joy. Portland frogs K𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅? 𝑨𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒚

In this Ohio diner, a cleric is what you become when you don't have a high enough charisma score to be a paladin. But they do know this: Iran should stop being a theocracy, just like the United States.

Classic Atlantic to do a piece about how someone is reg'lar guy using a word most people had to look up (maul).

Pete Buttigieg—the Harvard graduate, Rhodes Scholar, and McKinsey alum—now has a beard and a splitting maul, @gcaw.bsky.social reports. Can he convince America he’s a man of the people?

Some observers believe that there is now an opportunity for democracy in Iran. They're wrong—there is now an opportunity for a republic in Iran.

We will know more about the war in Iran in another six months. by Tom Friedman

Times have been tough in this upper East Side co-op ever since the woke mob shut down the old bottle service club. So when Trump promised them cheaper cocaine direct from Venezuela, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then Mamdani hit them with a wealth tax.

They went to the boss.

Are single-digit billionaires the new working class?

Did @nytpitchbot.bsky.social write this?