In honor of Friendship Month, this statue of besties Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein has been erected!

Not one plane has fallen out of the sky Worst rapture ever

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

The "tylenol is dangerous" guy also doesn't think carbon footprints exist

Reminded me of this

Oh yeah, he'll have that Nobel Peace Prize nomination any day now

Because other white nationalists want to spread his particular brand of hate among young people to depress Democratic votes which threaten their power structure

Trump wants to “save” kids from Tylenol, but he’ll do nothing to protect them from guns.

The thing about Trump's tylenol press conference is where the fuck are the Epstein files?

When all the MAGA get raptured do we just go around calling dibs on their stuff? How does this work?

Things today's White House autism announcement did not do: -Discuss strategies to increase supports and services for autistic people/families -Highlight why autistic people and families deserve respect, not pity or fear -Endorse one speck of autism research that is not dangerous pseudoscience

The thing about Trump's tylenol press conference is where the fuck are the Epstein files?

Trump's ignorance fuels Hepatitis B vaccine myths vajenda.substack.com/p/trumps-ign...

One very wealthy white man got his job back today (along with his 200 staff and production team) because of organizing, boycotts, and collective pushback. When will we see that same energy for the 320k+ Black women who were pushed out of the labor market?

Does anyone know the -exact- time of the rapture? I'm supposed to be having brunch at Tupelo Honey

Same guy

*Trump after downing four adderrall and two viagra alongside a whopper and a diet coke* TYLENOL IS BAD FOR YOU!!

Bullshit. The rate of autism in Cuba is 690 out of 100,000. It’s low because their diagnostic criteria is not as rigorous as ours.

Weird how Trump is signing EOs and holding press conferences about policy changes the day before the rapture It's like he doesn't care or something!

Her: Wow, listening to this RFK guy you'd think he had brain worms or something!" Me: Okay, you are not going to believe this

After today's press conference, and the inevitable lawsuit, this will be coming soon

Oh wow, I guess they're going after all the Antifa guys who attacked Congress on Jan 6th!

Nothing "causes" autism That's it, that's the skeet

Dems: I have your 2026 ad right here

If you send me posts from actual physicians and medical professionals debunking this tylenol nonsense, I will happily reshare it Just tag me

They literally make less money with the MMR than with separate vaccines That's why Andrew Wakefield started this whole anti-vaccine crap originally, he wanted to sell his own independent measles vaccine

Same guy

I'm happy for Jimmy Kimmel, but Karen Attiah also deserves to have her job back

I wrote this and I think you'll like it "Those in the government should feel ashamed when they let us down and should feel fear about losing their grip on power if they are unwilling or unable to uphold their oaths to us and the Constitution." www.unburdened.blog/p/fuck-the-g...

Bringing Jimmy back is a good step, but there is a LOT of data that says when people unsubscribe from a service, it's uncommon for them to return without a big reason The lost Hulu+ and Disney+ and ESPN+ subscription money will be difficult to reclaim

I speak fluent executive, allow me to translate: Oh fuck oh fuck oh shit oh my god please no fuck fuck fuck

Oh wow who could have ever predicted this

NEW - In Unburdened Why do authoritarians despise satire? What is it about hope that threatens the fundamental pillars of their rule? www.unburdened.blog/p/satire-and...

I'm old enough to remember when Conservatives told me the problem in Argentina was all the socialism and Milei would be getting rid of that "go woke, go broke" mentality I wonder what went wrong 🤔

*yells across the street* Are you working hard or hardly working?

Harrison Butker can be replaced. “Mexican American woman has become the first female kicker at Jackson State University, a NCAA Division I Historically Black College and University.” www.cnn.com/2023/10/14/u...

Putting the "fun" in funeral

This is all the garbage left behind after the CK hate memorial

From now on when someone brings up CK I'm going to ask them if that's Captain Kirk's name in the Mirror Universe

NEW - In Unburdened Why do authoritarians despise satire? What is it about hope that threatens the fundamental pillars of their rule? www.unburdened.blog/p/satire-and...

Me: Honey I’m going to be home late, I have to program some pyrotechnics for a big funeral Her: …I’m sorry, what?

The two things authoritarians fear most is satire and hope The first exposes their absurdity and the second gives people a reason to resist them Promote satire and spread hope

I'm glad there are no National Security risks associated with a member of Trump's Cabinet being willing to accept bribes

If you honestly think the rapture is occurring on the 23rd, shouldn't you be giving all of your wordly possessions away to the godless? "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH

I wonder what Charlie Kirk did when he met Jesus and found out he's Jewish

I can't wait to read Ezra Klein's article about how the MAGA hate rally was done the correct way and Democrats need to start holding their own hate rallies if they want to capture more voters

Someone made this incredibly accurate painting of Charlie Kirk for his memorial

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This won't shock anyone, but Donald Trump admitted he hates all of us