I like Presidents who don't try to starve 42 million Americans

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"How was work today?" "Well, I tried to starve a bunch of Americans but a judge told me I wasn't allowed."

Olivia Rodrigo tells the White House not to use her music on their ICE social media videos

Republicans in Congress are practicing quiet quitting

Russ Vought is weeping into his beard, punching the air, cursing at the mirror

The first honest thing I've heard him say

Translation: "I'm firing women and people of color because I'm a bigot, but I'm going to claim it's because the people currently in those positions are inefficient and/or lazy."

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate!

Grift Gripe Grab

Remember when London elected a Muslim mayor 9 years ago and then all of the UK became Muslim? Really scary stuff or whatever

The leopards are feasting

Outer Worlds 2 is really fun Thank you for your attention to this matter

Vought sees this SNAP pause as his best chance to kill the system once and for all He will do all he can to keep Americans from being able to buy food

Rockstar Games fired over 30 IWGB staff in a blatant attempt at union-busting This is unconscionable

This is even funnier now

This is why Mike Johnson is enabling Trump to let 40 million Americans starve This is the behavior Republicans are bending over backwards to hide from you

If the rich don't want to be eaten why do they keep making themselves look so delicious?

We just gave Argentina $40 billion

He does this while telling you SNAP recipients shouldn't buy chips and soda

This It's important that we call politicians out when they do and support shitty things so that all of them know we will call them out for doing shitty things

The sandwich was the real victim.

That one time when President Obama caught a fainting pregnant woman during a speech

They took the DEI out of everything and it stopped working

lol good luck with that

See, if they'd just given her a plane it would be fine

Enjoy not getting enough SNAP benefits to feed your kids, plebians

Putting a bunch of 19-year-old Elon fans in charge of network security may have been a mistake

We went through that entire sandwich guy trial and not once did anyone ask if the ballistic vest was okay

SIGH

We went through that entire sandwich guy trial and not once did anyone ask if the ballistic vest was okay

Trump was already upset about all the attention being paid to all the Democrats who won elections on Tuesday, and then a dude faints at this fellation meeting

But there's no money to feed Americans or make sure they have healthcare

Subdude will not be subdued

ew

Oh wow it's the thing we all said would happen

Subdued by subdude

Listen, I fully support what she's saying But I also have to keep in mind she supports policies which are anti-trans, anti-bodily autonomy, and anti-science None of those topics are something that deserve "debate"

Explain a film plot badly: A high schooler steals his dead elderly friend's time-traveling car to go to 1955, then kisses his own mother

Tax definition: 1. a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers' income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions. Sounds like a tariff to me

This is absolutely horrific For a long time in this nation, law enforcement has allowed these types of attitudes to fester and build We need a reckoning in this nation to reform our law enforcement infrastructure

Johnson: (If we lose the majority) they will try to end the Trump administration. He won't have 4 years. He'll have only 2, because they will move to impeach him, probably on the first day of the new Congress in January 2027 and try to systematically unwind all the important reforms that we've done

On November 5th, 1968, Shirley Chisolm became the first woman of color elected to the U.S. House of Representatives Chisholm defeated James Farmer for New York's 12th Congressional District with 67% of the vote

"Fuck all of you people who elected me to represent your best interests, I'll go be a corrupt asshole somewhere else now"

Trump said he was going to do mass deportations, tariffs, and Project 2025 He's delivering exactly what he promised

We must all remember that cops are delicate and fragile snowflakes who can be greivously injured by onion and mustard-laden sandwiches, even while wearing ballistic vests

Imagine being known for all time as the cop who got sidelined by a sandwich

Vivek Ramaswamy says Republican policies aren't working for Americans “We got our asses handed to us tonight.”

Air travel is the next thing Trump is taking from you

Being pro-trans and pro-immigrant is a winning strategy, like we've been saying all year These overpaid, Centrist pundits and consultants need to be ignored