Apparently, MAGA is paying Charlemagne Tha God, so he talks about the Democrats needing to end the shutdown. But, as a person who clearly flunked Civics, he'd know the GOP has the majority and can end it at any time. Tha God is cancer to Black culture. #blacksky

So basically Trump trying to install a white overseer for Washington DC:

Makes more sense now

That’s why I’m saying everyone involved or connected with the Trump Administration needs to go to jail. None of this “let’s come together” stuff. We need 2028 General Sherman:

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

Which means anything they do will be dismantled by the GOP:

Well we know the SNAP baby JD Vance won't say anything:

True. The memes and metaphors paint an image of who he is for sure.

NASA will do what Trump tells it to do:

Stolen from Threads....

IF the Democrats are ever able to regain control of the government, everyone in the Thump administration or associated with it needs to go to jail, down to the WH receptionist. Put her in jail too.

Unbelievable. First the administration chooses to limit SNAP benefits, even though it’s clear they have the money to keep paying them out. Now they’re announcing they plan to intentionally delay and cancel flights.

Alex would be a Never Trumper. MALLORY would be deep into MAGA as Stephen & Elyse try to talk some sense into her. Jennifer would be a Trump voter too, just not MAGA.

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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

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What New Yorkers should be ready for: Leftists will blame Kathy Hochul for every broken Mamdani promise. Why admit their fave has fatal shortcomings like NO EXPERIENCE IN GOVERNING when there's a woman right there for them to blame?

Wait that guy is only 45???

Andre will never step foot in the United States ever again and neither will Fergie.

Subway has an opportunity here to do some clever, subversive marketing (if they dared). 'Sandwich Guy' as new Subway spokesperson? Cheeky tagline?

Zohran Mamdani triggered your Islamophobia, but you have no problem with white nationalism; got it………. I see who the white nationalists are now. 🔆☕

if subway gives the sandwich guy free sandwiches for life, I will eat subway.

They must dismiss the white working class's racism by infantilizing them:

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Ashley is disgusting. She's reinforcing everything Derek has ever said. Why would anyone ship her with Andre? Not to mention what would happen if the next worldly guy waltzes in. I still don't understand their story nor do I want to #BTG #BeyondTheGates

How did Doug give Vanessa social standing if she was the one from the rich family and he was from the hood? #beyondthegates

I’m thinking Luke is the oldest brother, Jacob is the middle brother and Izaiah is the youngest brother. #beyondthegates

Darlene should’ve told her son about his dad’s heart attack #btg

Oh Ashley texting Andre anyway after Naomi told her not do? She likes living on the edge, huh? #beyondthegates

Real estate in the DC area isn’t exactly hot right now #beyondthegates

What if the reason Elon has to work with Joey is because of something Izaiah did and that’s why Elon is mad at him? #beyondthegates

I’ll be glad when Derek and Jacob are fully free #BTG

I hate Izaiah’s manbun and tendrils #beyondthegates

I can’t wait for Ashley to throw herself at Andre and for Dani to chew her up! #beyondthegates

Ashley, nobody told you to be Derek’s mule and maid! YOU did that to yourself! #beyondthegates

But they CAN be KKKatholic…

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Ashley needs to just call Vanessa and order a BBC #beyondthegates

Naomi’s sorors probably don’t even talk to her anymore because of her judgmental attitude. They only accepted her because she was a Dupree IMO #beyondthegates

Naomi, that wasn’t Jacob’s business to tell! Here she go again! #beyondthegates

Isn’t there a step-down when you come to Uptown? Is there a wheelchair entrance. #beyondthegates

Derek shouldn’t have lied but Ashley is acting like she discovered Derek had a secret family or something #beyondthegates

Just make sure you take your birth control, Naomi! #btg

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