Merry Sexy Christmas

Finally pulled a Mega Venusaur EX in the pocket miniset, which is the lone EX I’ve gotten in a wonderpick…And all of my missing diamonds for the set are the other EX cards that I can’t make decks out of & keep failing wonderpicks for…..

You need more news sources than the state-run media outlet of a country that literally harbors the terrorist group’s leaders, acts as a mediator for them in ceasefire talks, repeatedly cites stats FROM THE TERRORIST GROUP, & actively uses antisemitic language in its Arabic-language publications.

The TICKET of Biden & Harris won a primary against a well-connected venture capitalist who won electoral votes, a multi-term House Rep with executive experience, & a 2020 Presidential candidate, besides a protest movement boosted by foreign propaganda. Regardless of how y’all feel about any of them.

The highest fundraiser in the House didn’t pay DCCC dues until last year despite being elected in 2018 & is in one of the safest seats in existence, who shouldn’t need the $. 🤦‍♂️ Aside from having worse margins in every election blowout win compared to her first & never passing a bill into law. 😐

Niece got me a Pokémon pun mug & has given me hope for the younger people.

Judge Bissoon who just ruled against the DOJ attempting to get personal data of trans patients & former patients, was appointed by President Obama. Your reminder that the record 235 judges appointed by Biden & guided through by Schumer & previously appointed ones are what’s holding things together.

Christmas Eve Drop: Fed. judge quashes yet another attempt by Trump's DOJ to get the personal data of trans patients and former patients, and does so in sarcastic and angry fashion calling out the administration's ill-intent and lack of good faith. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Colorado is standing up for freedom, dignity and health care without political interference. Attorney General Phil Weiser is suing to stop the Trump administration’s unlawful attack on gender-affirming care. Health care decisions belong to patients and doctors, not politicians.

It is a day ending in y still so I’ll be on my way whenever dad is ready as we were supposed to leave 10 minutes ago. 😂

Voting in the future hypothetical primary in your heads is an option instead of being a whiny lil bitch about it a few years early on Christmas Eve. Bunch of ho ho ho’s…🫶

Retail outlets should give you a “send me less of these for a few weeks” *option* around holidays. Candidates & campaigns should too tbh. We know you have deadlines. Sending me the same ask 5 times isn’t gonna give me money to give to your specialized PAC which hasn’t emailed me all year.

Ruining the emblem event but with the Santa bird, Abominable Snowman tree, & god.

Explains why they’re panic-replying to random clout accounts & making my degree feel more worthless than they usually do.

One day people will learn how to read a profile. Though I’ll probably be dead by then.

I would simply find a way to avoid going to fight in the Trojan War in the first place if my wife was Anne Hathaway.

I’ll never understand hate-following or explicitly doing it so intentionally just so that you can bash someone the second they repeat something they’ve already stated because you think you’re special & that you’re supposed to be who “puts them in their place” or something. Don’t be a fucking creep.

Apologize to a Pisces before the year ends.

Sally Yates would have had to recuse herself from several things you say she would’ve done. Doug Jones & your other white saviors would’ve had the same issues with Republicans fighting over DOJ funding allocations that Garland had since y’all don’t know how Congress functions when it does its job.

I don’t really care if the letter from a predator to another predator is real or not. I just want the co-conspirators like Wexner to rot in prison until they die if they didn’t already kill themselves like Brunel did a few years ago. Y’all don’t give a fuck about survivors.

Guess he saw the poll yesterday that had Raffensperger running behind his preferred candidate & he wants to run up the score early in the GOP primary.

Today, Gov. Andy Beshear announced that a federal judge has ruled in favor of Kentucky, 19 other states and the District of Columbia and demanded that the Trump administration restore federal funding for housing support through HUD. Read more: tinyurl.com/3ycfzne2

The sentencing of Miles Guo, the Chinese exile and former billionaire convicted in July 2024 of stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from followers of a cult like anti-CCP group he started with Steve Bannon, has been delayed again, from January to April.

The new documents that Congress has forced the Justice Department to release make one thing clear: We are witnessing a criminal White House cover-up.

If I wanted a Canuck to chime in on bourbon I’d have specified. It took those dumbass threats of his to get your heads out of your asses when the Conservatives were bodybagging everyone in polling & fundraising for months & half of y’all still suck up to that crackhead mayor’s brother.

Y’all kept dragging The Boys & he’s just straight up doing Homelander’s birthday show while TPUSA & the other randoms that back these people rip off some shit Firecracker, Oh-Father, or Ezekiel would do at a convention.

If you call it the “Democrat Party” & you’re not someone I’ve known a while I assume you’re ignorant, don’t live in the country, or have nothing of value to contribute to whatever the conversation is & I simply don’t respect you. Adding 2 letters or cutting it to just say Dems isn’t rocket science.

How do you fuck up bourbon & whiskey as an industry when it prints money by existing? I mean it’s not surprising with the tariffs & retaliatory actions for months. It’s just jarring to see a free money printing industry have that many problems.

Bourbon maker Jim Beam is halting production at one of its distilleries in Kentucky for at least a year as the whiskey industry navigates tariffs from the Trump administration and slumping demand for a product that needs years of aging before it is ready.

The Biden-Harris admin launched 5 “Investing in America” tours where cabinet officials took hundreds of trips across the country highlighting infrastructure investments, cost savings, & more. The 5th one alone had over 70 stops. www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/fa...

Some of you being loud now sure didn’t have anything to say when he made Alex Acosta his Labor Secretary. You know, during the first term you elected him to.

Y’all don’t post enough selfies. My excuse is constant depression & anxiety. You can’t all use that one.

I wish vgc & competitive stuff in pokemon stuff in general had less toxic people. I’m glad the people who matter in that community call them the hell out when things spill out but it happens way too often. There’s far too many racists, homophobes, sexists, & antisemites. It’s a family/kids series.

There’s still roughly a week & a half left & I answer my phone too much, but it’s kinda crazy how many people have come back into my life this year & also that none of them are any of my ex’es or anybody that I’ve even had a passing interest in dating-wise. 😂😂

Just reintroduced my bipartisan bill, the NIH IMPROVE Act, with Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick, Senator Katie Britt, and @booker.senate.gov, to fund lifesaving research at the National Institutes of Health to save moms’ lives!

Me: “I still don’t totally know what I shouldn’t be eating since that surgery.” Also me: “Yes I shall have this chocolate & peanut butter.”

In hindsight that was too much chocolate.

Here’s those white voter snap results on Sherrill & Spanberger before y’all ask because you haven’t seen people post them 100 times.

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As you bitch & moan about Dems not getting you off enough or whatever y’all do know that there have been elections throughout 2025 & that Democrats are largely bodybagging Republicans in them & overperforming drastically even in the ones they have no business competing in right? Like your eyes work?

Wait wait wait that was a journalist? Ayfkm? Bruh. No wonder they disappeared when I pointed to the Independent’s vote when they thought they had a gotcha beyond pretending those 3 are far more relevant than they are while ignoring multiple Reps talking about the same topics literally today.

I miss thotcop. One of you who texts her get her to log back onto the internet or just tell her she kicks ass. I don’t wanna be the “yell at people to do critical thinking guy”. 😤 And honestly her perspectives would’ve been a great help for me for a lot of bad shit this year.

I was told that Dems didn’t care about green energy despite the Inflation Reduction Act & this new action today to halt bipartisan legislation in response to Trump’s continued vendetta on wind power because he lost in court re a wind farm near 1 of his golf courses. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

In short, Bari’s clumsy attempt to kill the segment at the last minute: a) publicized it far more than if it had aired normally; b) on Xmas week when nobody has anything else to talk about; and c) she forgot it had already gone out to other broadcasters; so d) it’s now online for all to see.

In St. Louis Park with Julie Paidar, her daughter Meagan, and local firefighters to highlight my bipartisan Honoring Our Fallen Heroes Act becoming law. After firefighter Mike Paidar died of leukemia, we worked together to support families facing service-related cancers.

Aside from the illiteracy issues people have been talking about today, I think another problem is a lot of hyper online people don’t understand that in the real world you do occasionally have to work with people you dislike. We’ve all had coworkers or classmates we’ve had to carry re group work.

Very quick turnaround & great work in response to Trump & Vought blatantly targeting NCAR as petty revenge because a conspiracy theorist remains in state prison.

I’m still gonna make jokes about the slutty guy with the famous family running for office but I’ll give him credit because his fundraising texts are good. I think he should be in a smaller race but I’d trust Jack before the other 2 that are taking oxygen from the elected officials in that race.

If you really *need* to support a white guy “Never Trumper”, David Jolly & Geoff Duncan exist instead of the grifter who stayed married to a member of the guy’s inner circle until 2 years ago.