Having Friday cocktails and a cigar with my bestie.

This makes me smile, even if it's AI.

I'm sure this is an allegory...I'm just not sure who it might apply to. 🤔

Just when you think he can’t be any stupider, that he can’t piss off another “ally” as it were, he goes off and disses Prince Bonesaw.

So effing cool!!!

“I say we pick this big ass rock up and drop this piece of shit on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue ASAP.”’

*scrambles to my feet and salutes* Fuck yeah. This clip of the Stetson University vs. University of Florida softball game stopping to let the players gawk at the Artemis II launch? This is America.

Remind me to NEVER spend a fucking penny in the state of Tennessee. Those cousin-fuckers need to go eat a gigantic bag of dicks.

Purty much!

Motherfucking GOP!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂💯

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Some pharaoh had a goofy cat that hung out on crappy doortops thousands of years ago.

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

Yes, Plenty to celebrate ! 🙌🏼

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Here's the truth about tax cuts for the rich. They explode the federal debt, fuel giant profits at the biggest firms and financial institutions, and stoke a surge in billionaire wealth but do nothing for average working people. Nothing trickles down.

Pam Bondi and Donald Trump may think her firing gets her out of testifying to the Oversight Committee. They are wrong - and we look forward to hearing from her under oath.

It never bode well for civilization to have the stupidest man on the planet also be the most powerful.

Growth is uncomfortable because it requires honesty. And honesty forces you to see what you’ve been avoiding. But once you see it… you can’t go back. Happy Thursday beautiful souls 🖤🖤🖤

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The Bullwark are having sooo much fun dunking on Pam Bondi right now and I’m swimming in her tears. 😂

I agree completely! He says what we're all thinking. Time to take away the keys from gramps and put him in a home.

Love this guy! He’s never not accurate.

Oh my....🫢

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Donald is having a bad week. His Iran attack is failing, his speech last night was a flop, and he woke up calling for a boycott against Bruce Springsteen.😆 NYT says Trump wants to fire Pam Bondi. The Guardian says he wants to fire Tulsi Gabbard. Life‘s rough when you’re a fucking idiot. Articles⬇️

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Agree with you John…the best thing to come out of his mouth is his last breath! 🍊✊🏼

Great line.

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When he’s finally gone for good, every trace of Trumpism should be expunged, or if need be, blasted, from the face of the earth.

While the global order is being destroyed by a Russian/Israeli stooge….

Release the unredacted TrumpStein Files. Release Eric’s unredacted diary. I still want to know why TEN men were needed to carry Ivana’s coffin w/cremated remains…while EIGHT men were needed to carry Queen Elizabeth’s body in a lead lined casket.

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

Lawrence O’Donnell made a great point. Nixon won his 1972 re-election in a landslide, winning 49 states. In 1974 he resigned. By 1976, you couldn’t find anyone who would admit to supporting him. Looking forward to history repeating itself.

💯🎯, 24/7/365‼️

Take out the trash in 2026. Vote against all Republicans.

Love this idea. 👇👇👇

BREAKING: Everything.

Who’s the longhair and why are we supposed to give his opinion any gravitas?

I was in nap land post launch :) So TLDR he hasn't done anything "new", just more of the same fecal matter. Got it. Lot of people with direct access who still have time to do the funniest thing for April Fool's.....

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS VAPID DIPSHIT?

It turns out that sitting in the Supreme Court with his arms folded and a pout on his face may not have been the genius move Donald thought it was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Doing the work. Thirty minutes of TENS unit and leg extensions.

Thread…frightening…read…NOW!!! The christofascists must be stopped. Jenny’s got the receipts. 👇👇👇

Neal Katyal (former Principal Deputy Solicitor General of the U.S.) says, “Cecilia Wang (my co-clerk for Justice Breyer and Law school classmate) just gave a brilliant Supreme Court argument against President Trump’s attempt to take away birthright citizenship.” @nealkatyal.bsky.social #SCOTUS