He looks like he‘s feeling better in this photo. At least the neck thing hasn’t spread to his fa… oh, never mind.

So much THIS ⬇️ ⬇️⬇️

To me, and most of the world likely, that sounds like a description of Donald Trump. You know he’s nuttier than a fruitcake.

You made a whole list instead of hitting "Mute." That’s commitment.” ..Batman.. 🦇🤭🤣 And don’t worry. Tomorrow’s post will disappoint you too. 🤣

I lived in Jeddah KSA for five years. If the GOP wants to live in a theocracy, they can move to Saudi Arabia.

Keep any and all your fucking religion out of my politics and government, and I'll keep my weed and drugs and alcohol out of all your churches.. 🫪

It's in the Constitution, ffs, but they're trying to bulldoze the country's foundation.

Someone needs to ask him this

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Yes! Unfortunately, my Dem Senator Heinrich voted to confirm the plumber, MarkWayne, because that’s his friend. I’ll never trust him again. He’ll get primaried when he runs again in a few years. We’re pissed as hell about his betrayal.

America is NOT a Christian nation. If they want to pull that stunt, they can't take our taxes.

Before and After

Theodore Roosevelt said: "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." What the fuck is Trump doing at his library, today?

Your mission should you choose to accept it, is to buy a jar of Mt. Olive pickles the next time you go to the store. They've had issues in the past but they're stepping up to the plate, now.

Facts

Minors Abused Government Approves

When the country finds out how many children Trump raped, along with the details, know that Republican lawmakers knew about all of it and worked overtime to help him get away with it.

Good morning☕

🎬 Washington’s favorite reality show is back: “The Documents Are Coming.” 📄 New season. Same cliffhanger. 🍿 If they’re important, release them. If not, stop teasing the trailer. #SheShed

Today, I voted YES to release the names of Members of Congress who used taxpayer dollars to settle sexual misconduct and other misconduct cases in Congress. No more abuses of power and no more hiding behind a system that shields perpetrators. We will always fight for justice for survivors—period.

Right?

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Uh-huh!

Did you know that nearly all Trump supporters sniff only the finest glue?! Elmer's Glue! The brand President Trump, himself prefers A name you can trust!

Where's Yoshi to take him to jail?

I love @chefjoseandres.bsky.social so much, and what he does via @wck.org. Just gave them a few bucks for Venezuela, which I do every time there's a crisis of some sort.

"The only progressive thing about Trump is his dementia." -Jasmine Crockett

Forrest Hump

Current level: Chef Deserved level: Saint

If Trump wanted to paint the White House yellow and pink stripes, Republican lawmakers would let him, because when you're a serial pedophile, they let you do what you want.

Since so few power lines are buried, I imagine some data centers could suffer some outages.

Maga loving this guy while he's stealing their last dime is everything.

Maga may call us dumb, (with a B), but he's been stealing their money faster than Steve Bannon runs whenever he sees a shower.

Damn straight!

Good morning ☕

UNFUN FACT: The 2026 FIFA World Cup features 48 teams co-hosted by the US, Canada, and Mexico. Of the 48 participating nations, the United States is the only one without a universal health care system.

He continues to be who he has always been - a lifelong liar and con man. It’s still had to believe people voted for the orange unstable imbecile.

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Now, even little Maga can play, too!