Hours after Venezuela operation, U.S. sent warning to governments of Mexico, Cuba and Colombia that their countries could be next — Axios

“No, I didn’t hear anything about Venezuela. I can’t comment on something I know nothing about. Excuse me, that’s my Covenant app’s alarm going off.” — Trump’s Johnson

It’s crazy how so many in media stayed away from talking about Trump’s obvious mental and physical decline explicitly when some of us have been beating the drum about it for a few years relentlessly, but after a legacy outlet (WSJ) does a story now it’s suddenly ok to go there.

“This is what I voted for.”

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

AMERICA FIRST! 🇺🇸

Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him

Vile

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up. But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

A president who treats foreign policy as a personal instrument of power invites instability, not security.

I have a $100 bet that Senile Satan already has a costume made for when he’s pretending to be the president of Venezuela.

Gonna be wild when they put him in a cell with Luigi

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

“She just didn’t earn my vote”. So he did. 👇

This one aged great

Besides, how stupid this is and how unethical this is. Is there anyone in any party who wants resume change in South America? Like who is this for?

Marco Rubio finding out that he’s the next president of Venezuela.

“Cuba and Puerto Rico are next, if they don’t straighten out their acts.” — Senile Satan

Q: Is it possible that the US ends up administering Venezuela for years? TRUMP: Well, you know, it won't cost us anything because the money coming out of the ground is very substantial

Trump says the US will 'run' Venezuela until 'safe transition can take place'.

🤷‍♂️

Nicolás Maduro or Ron DeSaster?

Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft

He’s literally insane.

Susie Wiles in November: Trump would need congressional approval for military action on the ground or other land-based operations in Venezuela. “If he were to authorize any activity on land, then it’s war, and we’d need Congress.”

BELOW: The only musicians willing to perform at the Trump-Kennedy Center.

Now that we’ve seized Venezuela, will we still be invading Greenland?

Are we still recusing the protesters in Iran, or nah? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“This will lower the price of groceries. It’s a very old word, but people don’t use it anymore. Plus, I’m a shoo-in for the next Peace Prize.”

Trump to Fox & Friends on the raid that captured Maduro: "I mean, I watched it literally l like I was watching a television show. If you would've seen the speed, the violence -- it was an amazing thing."

“No, I didn’t hear anything about Venezuela. I can’t comment on something I know nothing about. Excuse me, that’s my Covenant app’s alarm going off.” — Trump’s Johnson

At least a 50% chance that we wake up on any given morning to a 2:00 AM Truth Social rant either threatening to bomb someone, calling for a late-night host to be fired, or a reposted QAnon meme comparing Trump to Jesus or Rambo.

Maduro and his wife are being transferred to New York because that’s where they were indicted. If Trump really wants to torture them, he will put them in his Saddam Hussein suite in Trump Tower.

It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.

FOX & FRIENDS: Rep. Jim McGovern is saying you did not get authorization from Congress and that you just launched an 'unjustified, illegal strike on Venezuela.' Your reaction? TRUMP: These are weak, stupid people

The thing about Venezuela is that we need to see the Epstein Files.

Go ahead, New York Times Pitchbot, try to beat this one.

Can FIFA get their World Peace Prize back?

If it was truly about a war on drugs, they’d be bombing the Sacklers right now.

The US is now responsible for the governance of Venezuela. Toppling the regime of a smaller country is always the easy part. The hard part is what comes after. Neo-cons always expect a pro-US nirvana. It rarely works out. But I suppose the oil companies can seize some assets.

Colombia has declared an emergency OAS and UN meeting, President Petro demands they convene immediately. #VenezuelaInvasion

“I’m thinking of adding a 90,000-square-foot annex of Walter Reed on the opposite side of my ballroom, in case someone needs an MRI.” — Senile Satan

Senile Satan: “Do I have to do all the work in this town?”

ah yes, the best way to explain and understand the world is by ignoring experts and practitioners and turning our attention to the “average American,” whatever that means

Don’t let this go unnoticed just because it’s the holidays!

In any other White House, this WSJ article would be immediate cause for impeachment. With Trump just add it to the pile.

Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.