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You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
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Olga Nesterova
about 9 hours ago
Hours after Venezuela operation, U.S. sent warning to governments of Mexico, Cuba and Colombia that their countries could be next — Axios
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“No, I didn’t hear anything about Venezuela. I can’t comment on something I know nothing about. Excuse me, that’s my Covenant app’s alarm going off.” — Trump’s Johnson
about 24 hours ago
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Ron Filipkowski
1 day ago
It’s crazy how so many in media stayed away from talking about Trump’s obvious mental and physical decline explicitly when some of us have been beating the drum about it for a few years relentlessly, but after a legacy outlet (WSJ) does a story now it’s suddenly ok to go there.
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“This is what I voted for.”
about 13 hours ago
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Dave Levitan
about 22 hours ago
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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Carl Quintanilla
about 16 hours ago
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AMERICA FIRST! 🇺🇸
about 14 hours ago
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The Borowitz Report
about 17 hours ago
Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
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Aaron Rupar
about 14 hours ago
Vile
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
about 15 hours ago
If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up. But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
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Andrew Weinstein
about 17 hours ago
A president who treats foreign policy as a personal instrument of power invites instability, not security.
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I have a $100 bet that Senile Satan already has a costume made for when he’s pretending to be the president of Venezuela.
about 20 hours ago
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Adam Parkhomenko
about 21 hours ago
Gonna be wild when they put him in a cell with Luigi
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Parker Molloy
about 23 hours ago
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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“She just didn’t earn my vote”. So he did. 👇
about 21 hours ago
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Jonathan M. Katz
1 day ago
This one aged great
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Molly Jong-Fast
1 day ago
Besides, how stupid this is and how unethical this is. Is there anyone in any party who wants resume change in South America? Like who is this for?
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Marco Rubio finding out that he’s the next president of Venezuela.
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about 22 hours ago
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“Cuba and Puerto Rico are next, if they don’t straighten out their acts.” — Senile Satan
about 22 hours ago
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Aaron Rupar
about 22 hours ago
Q: Is it possible that the US ends up administering Venezuela for years? TRUMP: Well, you know, it won't cost us anything because the money coming out of the ground is very substantial
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Trump says the US will 'run' Venezuela until 'safe transition can take place'.
about 22 hours ago
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🤷♂️
about 22 hours ago
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Nicolás Maduro or Ron DeSaster?
about 22 hours ago
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Aaron Rupar
about 23 hours ago
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
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He’s literally insane.
about 23 hours ago
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Susie Wiles in November: Trump would need congressional approval for military action on the ground or other land-based operations in Venezuela. “If he were to authorize any activity on land, then it’s war, and we’d need Congress.”
about 23 hours ago
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Middle Age Riot
5 days ago
BELOW: The only musicians willing to perform at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
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Now that we’ve seized Venezuela, will we still be invading Greenland?
about 23 hours ago
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Are we still recusing the protesters in Iran, or nah? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
about 23 hours ago
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
1 day ago
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“This will lower the price of groceries. It’s a very old word, but people don’t use it anymore. Plus, I’m a shoo-in for the next Peace Prize.”
about 24 hours ago
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Aaron Rupar
1 day ago
Trump to Fox & Friends on the raid that captured Maduro: "I mean, I watched it literally l like I was watching a television show. If you would've seen the speed, the violence -- it was an amazing thing."
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“No, I didn’t hear anything about Venezuela. I can’t comment on something I know nothing about. Excuse me, that’s my Covenant app’s alarm going off.” — Trump’s Johnson
about 24 hours ago
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Ron Filipkowski
1 day ago
At least a 50% chance that we wake up on any given morning to a 2:00 AM Truth Social rant either threatening to bomb someone, calling for a late-night host to be fired, or a reposted QAnon meme comparing Trump to Jesus or Rambo.
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Maduro and his wife are being transferred to New York because that’s where they were indicted. If Trump really wants to torture them, he will put them in his Saddam Hussein suite in Trump Tower.
about 24 hours ago
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Chris Hayes
1 day ago
It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.
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Aaron Rupar
1 day ago
FOX & FRIENDS: Rep. Jim McGovern is saying you did not get authorization from Congress and that you just launched an 'unjustified, illegal strike on Venezuela.' Your reaction? TRUMP: These are weak, stupid people
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John Pavlovitz
1 day ago
The thing about Venezuela is that we need to see the Epstein Files.
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Go ahead, New York Times Pitchbot, try to beat this one.
1 day ago
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Can FIFA get their World Peace Prize back?
1 day ago
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Just Jack
1 day ago
If it was truly about a war on drugs, they’d be bombing the Sacklers right now.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
1 day ago
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Ron Filipkowski
1 day ago
The US is now responsible for the governance of Venezuela. Toppling the regime of a smaller country is always the easy part. The hard part is what comes after. Neo-cons always expect a pro-US nirvana. It rarely works out. But I suppose the oil companies can seize some assets.
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Anonymous
1 day ago
Colombia has declared an emergency OAS and UN meeting, President Petro demands they convene immediately.
#VenezuelaInvasion
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“I’m thinking of adding a 90,000-square-foot annex of Walter Reed on the opposite side of my ballroom, in case someone needs an MRI.” — Senile Satan
1 day ago
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Senile Satan: “Do I have to do all the work in this town?”
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jamelle
1 day ago
ah yes, the best way to explain and understand the world is by ignoring experts and practitioners and turning our attention to the “average American,” whatever that means
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Governor Newsom Press Office
1 day ago
Don’t let this go unnoticed just because it’s the holidays!
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George Takei
2 days ago
In any other White House, this WSJ article would be immediate cause for impeachment. With Trump just add it to the pile.
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
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