Trump is on live TV saying he wants to rig elections so Democrats can’t return to power. The most corrupt, anti-American administration in our history.

I know it’s trite but if Biden ever said this it’d be on every front page in America and the urgency with which it would be reported would border on blind panic

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

Lutnick: "The justices were on the president's side. You're hearing it here from me: President Trump is gonna win this case."

VITTERT: By Thanksgiving there are gonna be news anchors doing a show in the morn from an airport & in afternoon from a food pantry. Rs control everything. Trump said the shutdown is bad for Republicans. How long can you afford this PR crisis? MARSHALL: Leland, you're a better journalist than this

Communism was clearly not a topic on the dementia exam.

Jim Banks says he supports ending the filibuster

Lutnick: "These policies are good for elections, but they're not good for governing, they're not good for leading, and they're not good for the people who voted him in. They just bought somebody's good TV ads and they'll pay for it. It's really sad."

Lutnick: "The economy is on fire because Donald Trump's economy is one that says, tariffs, come on, build in America."

Ted Cruz: "Last night was a disaster. It was an electoral blowout. The results in New Jersey were disastrous. The results in Virginia were terrible."

Trump does not even have a nub of a brain left. He is completely gone into his own demented fan fiction self-insert AU story with basically no reference to the real world.

Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."

As always, it's appalling at the same time it's so cheap, tawdry, and embarrassing. What a pathetic, shabby little gangster.

I just feel it necessary to explain that if this one line were true, what he’s saying is American consumers are paying a tax out of their own pockets to keep the global economy from collapsing.

This is delusional. Does any serious economist believe this? The president is off his rocker, and the GOP is too scared to acknowledge that.

Jeffries on Fox: "In this great country, when you work hard & play by the rules, there should be no ceiling to the success you can achieve. At same time, as Ds we believe in a strong floor that includes Social Security, Medicare, & Medicaid- things unfortunately my Republican colleagues are cutting"

Pelosi: "Trump is a vile creature. The worst thing on the face of the earth. Because he's the president of the United States and he doesn't honor the Constitution of the United States."

speaking in a public setting but his words are always for an audience of one

Damn, Trump is really out of his gourd crazy.

LISA McCLAIN: Voter turnout from Republicans was not high. But I think part of that reason is because Republicans for the most part are happy with what's happening TAPPER: Using that argument, your voters could be so happy that Democrats retake the House next year

Just wait until the White House ballroom is completed. That'll turn everything around.

The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848.

Trump: "If I didn't have tariffs, the entire would be in a depression."

Trump: "I think if we got rid of the filibuster, we would approve so many good things -- common sense things, wonderful things -- that it would be hard to beat us."

Trump on Mamdani: "He should be very nice to me. He's off to a bad start. I think it's a very dangerous statement for him to make."

Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"

Marjorie Taylor Greene on what she'd say to Mike Johnson: "Where is our healthcare plan? It's nonexistent."

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I believe the election yesterday was a referendum on not delivering what November 2024 was about."

Soybean farmer is bullish. 🧑‍🌾

Classic Trumpian move. Everything is just on the horizon, it’s almost there, so keep putting in good money after bad. He spent four years claiming he was on the verge of solving everything in 2020, but lost to Biden. It’s always “just there in the distance”.

Oh my god he’s still doing this

Trump: "When I took over it was a mess. I have inflation way down. I have it down to a normal number right now. Lower than a normal number in my opinion, I think."

Trump: "Groceries -- it's an old fashioned word but it's a beautiful word."

Trump: "The country is doing very well but as Republicans you have to talk about it. They kept talking about affordability. Well, Biden was a disaster on affordability."

Trump: "My endorsement means a lot to me, so I was a little disappointed in the fact that New Jersey -- I thought New Jersey would do a little bit better than that."

This is how I sound when my D&D players ask about an area I didn't write any lore about ...

Rapidly diminishing synapses, confusing continents and countries.

Bessent: "I think 2026 is going to be a gangbuster year, and Americans will feel it in their pocketbooks. They will know that the economy is strong."

Duffy: "There's going to be a 10% reduction in capacity at 40 of our locations."

This man is huffing so much copium he's about to OD at the lectern

Trump sounds and looks rough today

tossup between being genuinely confused and being unable to read the teleprompter

“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?” Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.

Business

This is like the 2-6 Cleveland Browns saying they're going to start printing playoff tickets

And also every single county in Virginia shifted blue, two statewide posts in Georgia went blue (for the first time in two decades), three Pennsylvania judicial races went blue, a Maine vote went blue, a Mississippi state senate seat went blue ....

very normal dancing, sir

Seems like we should be questioning the cognitive health or at least the eyesight of a guy who struggles to read a teleprompter.

Someone needs to make a supercut of "doubles down after saying wrong word" Trump clips, because this is the best one yet. Fascinating artifact of whatever cocktail of personality disorders he has.