Denmark should state that any effort to obtain Denmark by any means is an attack on its sovereignty and it will begin withholding the American fat pills.

Of course. Because why would we expect our Rapist-In-Chief to understand the word “no”?

Wait until he finds out that Greenland is full of ice and that Iceland is actually the green one.

He should be impeached and removed just for proposing this

The problem with J6 is that the violence was too one-sided.

Alright, Pope, I am going to need to speak to your manager!

Feels like there is way less reporting on the protests in Iran this time around compared to previous years even though these feel pretty significant

american oil producers:

He's a normal guy who doesn't want to see his family hurt for his political career.

“But he should….” “If I were him I’d….” “He shouldn’t just….” Stop. Just stop. Stop armchair quarterbacking this guy. You have no idea what you’d do in his place because it’s so wildly outside of what most of us would ever even have to deal with.

We joke (kind of) but she is exactly the person in the exorcism movie that holds up the cross and people are like, “you’re hurting the host” and they’re like, “it’s lying, it’s bullshit, the demon just wants us to stop exorcising it.”

Like a March to the sea, but the Cheneys marching to mar-a-lago

You know, Liz Cheney is only 59 and would make a pretty good Attorney General...

I don't know how to describe it, but there's this profound brokenness in the American body politic where nobody can take the implications of anything seriously. People keep saying things that should be existential threats to the political system, and then everyone just keeps going on as normal.

$10 she once knocked a guy unconscious with one punch

hey anyone want to ask what the guy second-in-line to become commander in chief meant by this

From a “maintaining the Constitutional order” perspective, Trump v. United States was the worst decision in the history of the country.

If anyone sees the way this doesn’t all end very badly, I’d love to hear it.

Thank you John Roberts for completely effing the country over.

look at that Pence revisionism, wow

100 years from now, people will look at clips like this and be like "Really, that was the guy?"

Has anyone tried yelling out "Jumanji!" to see if it ends our current state of horrors? I saw a documentary where someone did this and everything went back to normal, even at the town shoe factory.

Accounting is more of an avocation tbh

Despite their hatred of Charles Stuart, Parliamentary leaders very much went out of their way to avoid executing him after his defeat and capture. It was only because he continued to instigate insurrection that they felt they had no choice. The case for 2029 de-Stalinization grows every day.

One of the most significant features of this current moment in Republican Party history is that it’s the ideological weirdos on the right edge of the party who’ve been the most willing to stand up to Trump. The supposedly principled moderates have been mostly spineless.

this is the sort of thing that makes me genuinely question every dipshit centrist at Reason and elsewhere who is like "Can't we just get along?"

Cornelium Cumbum Ireland, Catholic Parish Registers, 1740-1900

okay who gave ed feser the woke juice

“I don’t want to see Montana get nuked,” said Bob Peters of the conservative Heritage Foundation think tank. “But if I had a choice between a bunch of cows and a handful of ranching families and Dover, Delaware, it’s kind of a no-brainer.” if Bob Peters did not exist we would have to invent him

Newsom

OMG

Tom Brady

guys on here: X is an important town square to debate ideas! the people who literally run and use x:

Bro what?

he looks like crap

Today needs to be treated like a potential no-hitter.

Dems will be afraid to make waves with this budget negotiation but they should ask for quite a bit. Just beyond what 5-6 swing Republicans can tolerate. Then cut a deal with them.

this is good but appropriators need to include anti-impoundment mechanisms

I kind of think that the real problem we have right now is that the billionaire class is not just moustache twirling evil, but also completely fucking insane.

Remember when a guy lost an election and then spent months making wild, baseless claims that it was stolen, leveraging the personality cult he’d built to try to get people to reject the results? And then thousands of his supporters rioted, injuring hundreds of cops? Whatever happened to that guy?

Republicans stomping their feet: “Only we are allowed moral outrage at our opponents!”

They don't really intend on taking over so much as causing Democrats to lose. They were as close as they've ever been in the 2020 primaries and they immediately went on a rampage against the voters they needed to win. They couldn't even play nice with Warren supporters.

leads to hilarious moments like this

Happy Republican Treason Anniversary Day!

I saw "shoe roast" and thought "@shoe.bsky.social roast" and got overly excited. Always game

“Audits. Very bad thing audits. I’ve been audited a lot and they never tell the truth.”