It would be awesome if Tom Brady’s Clone Dog had some weird weird-ass bark like “Gnorp! Gnorp!” and maybe produced no echo in some way science couldn’t explain or something.

I could probably live on a trillion dollars

Does he have, like, Wolverine hair here?

Watching "Gremlins," my favorite movie where the mom and son have the same hairdo.

OK, but what if, right after the video cuts off, a mysterious man dressed exactly like RFK Jr. but wearing a mask and a cape came back into the Oval Office and saved the guy who passed out?

Gremlins are only able to come back because Hulk Hogan is gone now. Say what you will about him, and yes what a complex and problematic legacy, but the fact is he stopped them 35 years ago and I simply don't believe that it's a coincidence they're coming back now.

ALL SHIRTS ON SALE THROUGH FRIDAY! SO MANY DESIGNS! shop.keepingscoreathome.com/albums/43179...

Somebody gave him a giant Brother P-Touch Label Maker.

Curtis Sliwa - relieved, unburdened - walks down the street and pauses as he passes a hat store. He peers into the window at all the different hats, an eyebrow raising slighlty…

Watching an old episode of Trudy ’Tective, and one character just said this to her sister: "What do you know about being healthy? When you walk, it's like erasers clapping." I don't know what this means.

I’ll be reading an excerpt from a book I’m writing for @barrelhouse.bsky.social about shopping malls.

I never felt Fincher's THE KILLER got much of a shake before slipping to Netflix two years ago. So for The Reveal, I wrote about how the world's fussiest director made a film about human fallibility. thereveal.film/david-finche...

Left Twitter this time last year, and you know what? I miss them. I miss all my good tweets, they were so good and they're all just sitting there and I know they miss me, they miss me and you'd love them, too, you would love seeing me retweet them, reliving that glory. I know it. I just know it.

Waiting for the big Eric Adams Dancing With The Stars Season 35 announcement. You have to do it tonight, right?

We all joke about Sliwa's beret, but it's a touching tribute to his dear friend, the late Fred Rerun Berry.

He’s been dead for almost 20 years but honestly it’s weird that Grandpa Al Lewis somehow didn’t have a role in this NYC Mayoral race.

NFL Commissioner Curtis Sliwa

Production stops on season 25 of That's My Bush as they try to figure out how to handle today's news.

Might buy Pizza Hut. Change it to Pizza Hat. Make everyone - people who work there, customers, everybody - wear a red bucket hat that looks like that logo whenever they're inside a Pizza Hat.

Think of him today.

The perfect time to add that he "played Kevin's Dad on The Office" to Dick Cheney's Wikipedia page. No one will notice it with everything else going on.

It’s a shame Shot In The Face Hunting Guy didn’t make it to today. Wouldn’t mind hearing what Shot In The Face Hunting Guy might have to say.

Given it a lot of thought and though it’s not easy to admit, I’ve decided that I’m not going to vote in tomorrow’s NYC mayoral race. As it turns out, I live in an entirely different city and am not eligible to vote in that election.

For those who can't watch Monday Night Football because of rights issues, call me up, I'll do play-by-play.

This game was flippin’ awesome defector.com/move-over-wo...

Actually, he's...(struggles to remember what Wallace Shawn was even doing in Southland Tales, much less what his character's name was, then thinks about The Rock's character being named after Schwarzenegger's in End of Days, then thinks about Kevin Pollak being named "Bobby Chicago" in End of Days)

Man, only two months left to get a new Rebel Moon movie in this year. They're really cutting it close.

Rest now, Daylight.

Obra Dinn beaten. I think what I ended up liking most about it was slowly recognizing about 3-4 characters in the background just quietly running around getting shit done the entire time.

Fall back www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQA...

Ditko's birthday!

No sports today, that's wild.

You know, if they just said it was a Bugsy Malone-themed party at Mar-a-Lago and not a Great Gatsby-themed party, nobody would be mad. People would probably love it, actually.

All right, cut the shit, Halloween's over. We're back to normal.

"Does anyone know how to beat this game, Ninja Gaiden? There's a bird that keeps flying in when I jump and I can't get past it. Please send me your tips and tricks, but I don't have Game Genie, do not send me Game Genie tips or tricks."

Bobby Brown wrote, recorded, and released (on a major label) *two* songs about the Ghostbusters. That's at least one more than everyone else who has ever lived. We don't celebrate that enough.

Now playing: "Blood Machine" from RINGO'S BLOOD MACHINE (1976)

I’d watch a movie about the making of the Addams Groove video. Not a documentary, a movie, like the SNL movie.

Silver Shamrock company faces backlash after admitting they used AI in creating their big Halloween TV commercial

Giving out in-depth explanations of the various continuities of the Halloween film franchise this year

For the parents this year, giving out some reminders to vote and some helpful recommendations in a few key judicial battles that could prove vital for the future. For the kids - same, actually. No candy this year. Sorry. No candy, no candy. Move along. No candy.

Every single clip shown in all 1,689 episodes of Ridiculousness? Not found viral videos. They were all written and directed by me. I did most of them in a month about 14 years ago, with a few here and there since then to feel more timely and pad things out.

"You there, boy! What day is it?"

BOO! Haha, no, it's me. From the internet, it's me, it's just me. Got yer ass, though, haha.

Anybody doing any Mischief Night shit? Any hijinks abound? Some light pranking afoot? Getting out there, doing some of the devil’s handiwork?

SCREAM SCREAM II* SCR3AM SCRE4M 5CREAM SCREA/VI SCR3+4M (*two knives)

The *only* jersey I would even consider trying to give to The Pope as a gift now would be the Jim McMahon Bears jersey that George Wendt wore during the Bears Fans Thanksgiving sketch. That exact jersey worn by Wendt, verified by his nephew, Jason Sudekis.

I can’t be bothered to look into what side people are on but the Ghostbusters II soundtrack and Prince’s Batman soundtrack would have come out within two weeks of each other, so 1989 is unimpeachable as a year, musically.

For those asking, Sarah Polley threw out the first pitch at Game 1 in Toronto, and Henry Czerny for Game 2.

For those not watching, we just saw one of the two best things in baseball: batter waves in runner on 3rd on a wild pitch. (The other is: catcher escorts hit batter halfway down the line to first.)