Giving it some more thought, I still didn't get to watch 28 YEARS LATER and I probably won't get around to it tonight, so don't rapture me yet. Need to put a pin in getting raptured.

"We're going to let baby crawl around construction site again. They love to do it. They love to do it and it makes baby stronger. Baby used to get up on girder, fly around on girder, and they were a hell of a lot stronger back then, much better baby than they are today."

If for whatever reason I *don't* get raptured tomorrow - and again, not saying I should be, that I deserve to be, you know me, I'll follow God's plan, whatever it may be - I would not mind getting a spot on a Tribulation Force. Battle the forces of evil, earn my way in next time? I could do that.

Only one MMR I want to talk about and that's WMMR, your home for rock on the airwaves and online. Everything That Rocks, baby!

Will I be raptured tomorrow? Probably not. But can I rule it out entirely? I don't know, there is my extensive history of charitable work and the many posts and tweets I've done over the years that I think could put me in the plus column. Could go either way. I'll accept however it shakes out.

WAR ON FIELD GOALS

I have good news: the posts and interactions on that final play of the Eagles game were exactly enough to save the site. Bluesky gets to stay open for one more week.

The first half in football is commonly known as "The Coward's Half". Trying too hard in the first half is bad and everyone knows it.

I stopped caring about the Flyers years ago after they chose corporate mediocrity and one bad decision after another over the sheer batshit Ayn Rand anticommunist excellence the franchise was built upon (still bad but at least it's an ethos), but Bernie Parent was the fucking man.

I can only hope that some day, my podcast* will have as big of an impact on society as that other one apparently did. *Hey Everybody, my podcast where I start off saying "Hey everybody," and then explain why there's no episode of the podcast that week.

Well, the Washington Post Guy did it. He scared everyone back to Twitter, and now Bluesky posts and interactions are at all-time lows. The Elders have told me that, one again, there's only one way to save the site, and that's if everyone posts a lot about the Philadelphia Eagles all day today.

One Batman After Another

Nah, that Washington Post dork likes getting yelled at.

Michael Eisner acting like he wasn't also beholden to Sinclair media www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwG0...

“If you want ARLI$$, if all you greedy little pigs want your ARLI$$ so damn much, well there’s only one place you can get it and, baby, you’re gonna pay.”

this exists it is called thinking

Almost time to stop posting about Iger and start posting about Igor.

Stan Lee Hard Light Hologram gets free at L.A. Comic Con and starts doing crimes like Virtuosity.

Sometimes you just immediately regret posting something here.

2026 and only two late night shows remain on the air: Gutfeld! and Danny Bonaduce Interviewing Grandmaster Tsai.

Couldn't sleep all night after Fallon's blistering response to the current administration, worrying that as revenge for how badly he torched them, they might take away his show about how brands are our friends.

I have to admit I did try to get Alien: Earth pulled off TV this week for forgetting/choosing to ignore that the synths have superhuman strength and should have no problem carrying an adult around.

What if, motivated by this assault on late night, it was unexpectedly Jay Leno who emerged to stand up against all this? But also when he does it, he is inexplicably covered in bee stings and he has on an eyepatch due to another classic car accident and also he tumbles down another hill mid-speech.

The t-shirt they give you for your first few weeks as a new henchmen for the Burgess Meredith Penguin.

I would choose Sardinia, the epicenter and where this mysterious device that is splitting the world into regions seems to be located. I assume this gives me access to all the regions but more importantly power over the Region Device itself. Would suck if I’m wrong and they only had sardines though.

"Young people used to want to be Mr. Do, but now they don't want to Do anything. Except Do Murders."

Might join the new American remake of TikTok and become a big deal there.

I have mixed feelings on The Natural as a movie, but maaaan the way Redford plays/underplays the bits at the end when Bobby hands him the Savoy Special is that elite movie star instinct you can't be taught.

Mike Tyson throws a punch but Mr Beast - his expression unchanging - casually catches it in mid flight and then, showing almost no exertion, begins crushing his fist.

Halfway through September and we've all been so distracted (intentionally?) that we've done nothing to prepare for a Halloween season where the forces of darkness will once more have their terrible forces bolstered by the presence of... The Grabber.

"Remember that thing that everyone so aggressively said 'No!' to just over a decade a go that Google had to basically abandon it? I sure hope not!"

Probably, like, a cough drop? I could see the Kelce Bros having their pictures drawn on the front of the package like those Smith Bros Cough Drops. Heh, those Kelces Bros, always selling something, you gotta love the hustle. Yeah, that's probably what this is about, they're selling cough drops.

They knew that tensions have been too high this week to risk a Cobel Emmy win.

I don't follow comedy (hate laughter; jokes, to me, are vile) but I assume Nate Bargatze paid his dues the right way, which would be playing a fictionalized version of Bill Simmons on an ABC family sitcom loosely based on his life called something like Mr. Sports that was cancelled after 3 episodes.

As a Bluesky Elder I can see the numbers, and Eagles fans did it, they generated enough quality traffic and impressions today to keep Bluesky open for another week. The site was very close to shutting down forever, but they turned things around and now Bluesky gets at least one more week.

If you're the Chiefs, you have to be thinking about blowing it all up. There's really no way forward. Maybe move to the other Kansas City?

You have to wonder right now if the Chiefs are regretting begging the Eagles to make this a "Winner Take All Rubber Match" game with both Super Bowls on the line.

Looking forward to Fox's new fall schedule: GUESS THAT NUMBER CELEBRITY GUESS THAT NUMBER WHO DID THAT MURDER? MILLION DOLLAR GUESS THAT NUMBER

If we are entering the phase where kickers can hit 70 yard field goals, they should be allowed to smoke while kicking. And if we reach the phase where kickers are regularly hitting 70 yard field goals, they should be forced to smoke while kicking.

Everyone will be talking about football on here today, specifically the Philadelphia Eagles, and you have to let them, you have to or the site will die, you have to let them do it or the site will go away forever.

We have known this war was coming.

A lone copy of alonzomourningnodding.gif stored on a single server with no internet connection in a Doomsday Vault in Norway. Guards posted with orders to kill anyone trying to gain entry.

A computer virus that destroys all copies of every meme and gif on the planet, forcing society to reset

It’s a moral failing that we allowed a PUNTER to get this famous

Philadelphia beating down Kansas City, damn, when's the last time that happened?

Nah, not me. If you can't get to three seasons, I got no time for you. I need that third season. That's where the magic is. Three seasons or go to hell.

Virtual Boy return resets the news cycle.

Family and supporters gasping as sentencing comes down forbidding Bolsonaro from getting any new weird infections or diseases for the next 30 years.

Current events providing a good reminder that there are plenty of people here who are equally gormless and can't recognize other people doing bits.

Probably a good day to check in on the fun time-wasting site on my little Distraction Machine, right?