Oh hell yeah.

in honor of david bowie’s birthday let’s listen to the best david bowie jam

At the center of it all, and at the end. "Blackstar": bowiesongs.wordpress.com/2026/01/08/b...

They were going to try to send us that really shitty oil, but he was like "No, no way, only the High Quality stuff." You can't get anything past him.

"The failing Atuagagdliutit/Grønlandsposten, which has been very unfair to me-"

Jacksons’ powers based solely on the art if this was a Jacksons Victory arcade game: Marlon: strongest Jackie: shoots star beams Randy: bird attacks enemies Michael: fastest, also shoots energy blasts Jermaine: default character Tito: kidnapped at beginning of game, unplayable

Only one J6 I'm here to talk about today

She was referring to Franklin Delano Romanowski, the minor Seinfeld character who first showed up in the backwards episode. Melania got really into Seinfeld lately.

The music video was the peak of what society had been building to and we were fools to let them take it away.

"Power Users" is giving off some real unironic use of "Bluesky Elders" energy.

“Frodo…let’s get his ass. Are you with me, Frodo? We’re gonna get his ass.”

Secret final episode of Wings

It's hard to believe that Tracker is already in its 8th season on CBS.

If I'm the Eagles, I'd put together a game-winning drive here.

RUDY (1993)

Stranger Things spinoff is gonna be that Married With Children failed spinoff attempt where Bud Bundy was working at a college radio station or some shit.

Hm. Yeah. Seems about right.

"When asked if he was trying to say aspirin after claiming that his favorite food was 'asprims', the President mumbled 'asprims, asprims..." in response before staring quietly at a spot on the wall for two minutes."

I am somehow just learning that London has (and has had for decades) it's own New Year's Day Parade, which feels like some kind of bit I would do.

My new film, THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT KILLED, is available on Tubi, Night Flight Plus, and Xumo today. I put a lot of heart and soul into this last week when I found out The Little Engine That Could was going to enter public domain. There are some great kills in it, I really hope you enjoy it.

That 2025 Ending Explained

Switching over to the Chicago countdown on WGN. They have The Pope, Bob Balaban, Lara Flynn Boyle, Matt Skiba, and Colt Cabana.

Tones And I, the Tony Danza Broadway production of The King And I.

Blade New Year's Eve countdown on FX. Cast of Blade (the old Blades) hosting a countdown. Massive Attack performing right now.

Jonas Brothers about to jump Snake River Canyon over on the Samsung TV New Year's Eve show (exclusively on Samsung TV). All of them on one bike.

Hope you're all visited by New Year's Steve* tonight. *The seemingly immortal spirit of the worker who was accidentally killed in 1907 when the first Times Square Ball Drop was disastrously arranged by New York Times owner Adolph Ochs and who now returns every year to seek revenge on the wicked.

Thinking about making a change for 2026: doubling down, becoming more online than ever.

"Screw you!" "No, screw YOU...

come to the world famous condor in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking

How rockin' do we think this New Year's Eve is going to be? Are they giving out any estimates, re: the rockin' levels?

“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

"People are always saying how much they love me pranks but until now they've only been for me celebrity friends. This fall on NBC, that all changes when me new show debuts. And if you're not careful, the prank may be on you." -Ringo Starr promoting PRANKMASTER (NBC, September 1981 - September 1981)

The best music video? A fool's question. But the video that most evokes the time, the vibe of early MTV? Steppin' Out, baby, now and forever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...

Every single clip shown in all 1,689 episodes of Ridiculousness? Not found viral videos. They were all written and directed by me. I did most of them in a month about 14 years ago, with a few here and there since then to feel more timely and pad things out.

Tubi now also has all 154 episodes of PARTY RUINERS, the show I produced for MTV in the late 2000s where unpopular teens got to write in and have our crew ruin parties to which they weren’t invited.

What's everybody talking about? I'm watching We're The Millers on MTV right now. It's still here, it's fine.

Oh, hey, you're only seeing this post if you set up a CLUE alert, and this is your alert that CLUE is coming on MGM+ Marquee at 9:30 EST. If you'd like to unsubscribe to this CLUE alert, you cannot. They haven't added in that functionality yet.

Just over a day until they have to do that Stranger Things finale live

Early 2026 prediction: Something big for Arsenio Hall. Arsenio dominates the news cycle for at least a day.

We need to mix it up on here today or tomorrow. Some nice Bluesky controversy, maybe somebody's been stealing old tweets or an uprising against a beloved poster or something.

I'd love to contribute to this but I've only met big time celebrities, real A-List types, and they were all pretty meaningful interactions.

Might get myself a crew on here in 2026. A couple of other real posting badasses on here that I'd roll with.

Many times I've gone past this convenience store and wondered if I'd really read what I thought I'd read.

(Singing) When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions- (Yelling) STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! (Singing) Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the ni-hi-ight? (Yelling) I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU, STOP IT!

Just got word from the other Bluesky Elders: we did it. The Eagles win generated enough posts and interactions to keep Bluesky in business to carry the site into the start of 2026. Bluesky doesn't have to shut down forever now, all thanks to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Brady today = ROTJ Luke Skywalker + Frank T.J. Mackey

Wild that this Dr. Hatespeople show on Fox still doesn’t premiere for like another month.

AI should replace the AFC North

"Brigitte" (the baby), "Bart", and Homer's catch phrase "D'oh" - all famously inspired by Bardot. ("Marge" and "Lisa" had no connection, their names were chosen by a fan of the Tracey Ullman Show who won a contest.)