lol

calm it down, Lockjaw

I would not be shocked if A&M still won this game.

what if Trump actually gave Bubba The Love Sponge a blowjob and Hulk Hogan taped it

you’re gonna love when you see who this post was about

that’s too many syllables, you should’ve gone with “I Want To End Your Life”

currently flipping through all the Houston channels to try and find a Jim Adler commercial in the wild.

One Battle After Another was fantastic and also feels extremely timely

not even commenting on the substance of this post itself…every time I see this shit, I long for the day that I no longer have to read anything written by this stupid asshole.

the guy who died was not a good person. that’s all i’m going to say. iykyk

*to the tune of the Fish Picker song from Hobgoblins* wood. chipper.

i’m more of an alpha male than this guy

suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein

in honor of WON HOF day

i love getting recommended posts from the TVTooHigh subreddit

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

hell of a ratio building on this one lol

“Wood chipper, feet first” is honestly incredible tbh, all timer

doing finger exercises to get in shape for all the accounts i’m going to block next month when i get yelled at for posting my Spotify Wrapped

i’m crying

AMERICAN MALES

i’m gonna create an AI video of Bob Iger advocating for workers to seize the means of production

I was looking into possible changes with my TV streaming service, so I logged into YouTube TV and went to 'manage' my subscription and they offered 6 months at $72.99 (down from $84.99) so if you're still a YTTV subscriber, might be worth checking out

lol hrc is a fuckface

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

i didn’t spell assbutt correctly in this bathroom

isn't there a death metal song about this

does it have the Farmer's Only Vine

dudes rock

and to think, they made Beavis stop saying “fire” because some dipshit kid burned down his family’s trailer

I did the Rick Dalton point at my phone screen when I saw this

ART THOU BORED?

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

i thought this was george harrison firing a gun with oscar the grouch

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

@assbott.bsky.social AMERICAN MALES

donald trump at the fuckin bojangles and i fuckin PIECE OF SHIT

man fuck you

my wife left me a pack of marlboros

*extremely dramatic Guy Picciotto voice* Chiliiiiii’s baby back ribs Chili’s baby back ribs *guttural yet melodic Ian McKaye voice* BARBECUE SAUCE

passing people in the hallway at work, pointing to my airpods and stating “I’M LISTENING TO SLAYER” at an inappropriate indoor volume.

50 people breathlessly quoting every new bit of extremely shocking news regarding president pedophile pudding brain with “whooooaaaaaa!”

I can’t find the UK/Louisville game in English, wtf lol