I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

*d boon voice* THIS AIN’T NO DICK PIC

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

Well I am certainly ordering this

Americans are so housebroken, french workers would have ripped elon into pieces like a fatted calf years ago

Hey folks. DIA workers are working to unionize! Sign the letter of support below + follow IG DIAworkersunited. My Grandpa did one of the jobs in the Riviera mural, my Dad would always point it out. I get how it's inspirational. Good on em and let's get their back. www.metrotimes.com/news/metro-d...

Paraphrasing my wife: MAGA/ICE don’t understand Chicagoans are stubborn.They grab their whistles and get back out there day after day. “It’s like dibs.”

*d boon voice* THIS AIN’T NO DICK PIC

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

Ok everyone bring a italian beef with giardiniera to broadview, it’s perfectly legal

*blubbering right wing pundit voice* “Now the marxist court system has opened the floodgates and any ICE agent could be forced to smell onions and mustard, and god help me, even more powerful spices with zero repercussions!”

When you’re at the hardcore show trying to ignore the pit next to you

hell of a meme template here

oh, they got this all screwed up

Woke 2.0 is going to need to have reeducation camps for a lot of weird creeps

Imagining the ice pigs turning even whiter when they heard “Hog Butcher for the World”

Stephen Miller seems like the kind of guy who has seeked out and eaten human flesh

If there’s ever anyone who really needed a microdose to get his shit figured out it’s this guy

It’s funny as hell for a coffee company to say they’re not woke. Like that’s the whole point of coffee ain’t it

you know, i have always enjoyed the eating pleasure that food provides

If I was a judge I’d bop people on the noggin with that little wooden hammer all the time

great job dipshits

lord help me if I ever meet this piece of shit face to face

Micheal Rapaport is so mad about the election he turned into a potato

Debra Messing-Her-Pants

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

LET’S GO, DERSH

the vibe on twitter is so bad the racist coffee companies are beefing over who is more woke

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Curtis Sliwa home, in bed, eating a chicken pot pie and watching reruns of Cops on VHS

Nationalist forces have fled mainland New York for Staten Island under Cuomointang leadership

Reading the nyc election results like

I MADE SOME RIDICULOUS BOUGIE MAC AND CHEESE ITS GOT LIKE GRUYÈRE ABD GOAT CHEESE AND SHIT IN IT AND IT TASTES SO GOT-DAMB GOOD YO

OOPSIE POOPSIE DID I DO THAT

Get the fuck out of my city you pathetic losers

making up a wife to get mad at, this is where we’re at, folks

Dick Cheney was a profoundly evil man responsible for the deaths of millions of people, including friends and family of mine who joined the military in the 90s to pay for school and then were sent off to die overseas or came back traumatized and took their own lives.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

she said

Who’s Jake quoting here? I want to tell that person to kiss my ass and them laugh in their face

Here is one of the best anti war songs ever written

I love these fine fellows so much, wonderful people in a wonderful band

Tragedy in America today as we mourn a beloved public figure I am of course talking about Six Flags closing

Ok I will admit I am a little sad that dick cheney died today, rather than 25 years ago

I hope the guy who threw his shoe at George bush is having a good day