reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars

Martha is about to body this chump

Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.

Watching It’s A Wonderful Life and man, Donna Reed can get it

You want to see the COOLEST TOY EVER???

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She ebben on my neezer til I scrooge

Tucker Carlson will juice up your gofundme that you made after it was your turn in golf and you swung the club and missed the ball and your pants fell down and then you accidentally hit yourself in the nuts while picking up the club and your trans opponent told you there are no do overs

It’s sick that there is a conservative career path where you can make 6 figures for being too dumb to write a paper or lose in sports. The ultimate participation trophy

All that milk and cookies got to do a number on Santa’s gastrointestinal system and cause some serious nutritional deficiencies. I’m gonna leave him a salad and a porkchop

“Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet” sounds like some shit a gym teacher would say to a group of middle school boys when he wants to see some hustle out there

HEY GANG LETS ALL CLUB IN TOGETHER AND GIVE SLUGGO A HOGSWATCH MIRACLE OF HIS OWN DEATH IS RIGHT A FUTURE IS A PRETTY AWESOME PRESENT THAT WOULD BE COOL gofund.me/741639f1d

ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here

Turns out you can get a good photo of the moon from a west Michigan rest area

She ebben on my neezer til I scrooge

Breakfast two times baby, feed me twice today

The hobbit awoke before dawn He took a face from the Sacksville-Bagginses And he walked on down the hole And he came to a round door And he looked inside “Lotho?” “Yes Cousin” “I want to kill you” “Lobelia? I want to…”

With the lights out It’s less dangerous Here we are now Greg Louganis

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

With the lights out It’s less dangerous Here we are now Greg Louganis

wake up babe, new sickos just dropped

They have this new avatar movie debut right at christmastime and they didn’t advertise it with “feliz na’vidad”, incredible whiff on their part

When you’re tying to look badass but you got a adorable kitty cat

The storyline was pretty predictable but it was a fun watch, the thing that really threw me off it was the subtitles being in papyrus font

Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025

Give him a couple toys and he’ll be satisfied

no bitch i am not

Went ice skating yesterday

Loser shit. Enjoy some whimsy, dickhead.

Gremlins was declared not a Christmas movie by the Council of Hieria in anno domini 754, but this was later rejected by the Second Council of Nicaea in anno domini 787.

there is goatse everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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good morning

ai boosters are some of the weirdest creeps on the planet, dumb as a can of paint and sensitive as a shorn nutsack

Every one of these chuckleheads is a whiny loser bitch who needs to be broken on the wheel (figuratively)

Trump take bourbon

13 year old me after faking sick to stay home from school

First light, last light

Been wondering if this guy is on here. He was almost as weird as the “don’t mansplain the moon to me” lady

Please , rfk, please ban junk food. Please take away our treats. The people will love you for this

Happy solstice, bitches!

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

A second absolute garbage person has gotten knocked the fuck out today

52 years ago, Spain’s first astronaut launched. May all of his ilk have the same fate!

Honk if you’re holy!