these mfs call their drink poopi

HORSE PUSSY MENTIONED

The coalition?—Haters. The policy?—Revenge.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful

Already seeing a lot of bullshit from this type of person and we’re gonna see a lot more

Gonna start a margarita bar where we only serve margaritas and will call them “margs” as is the style of the times. I will call it “Marg Bar America” to be patriotic

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Break every camera, smash every computer, burn every ceo at the stake

Does shampoo imply the existence of shampiss? More at 11

Biden was a Buchanan level failure of a president and blue maga would rather be racist than accept their boy got us here

Do they have, like, a military? A quarter of our navy is hanging around their waters and they could at least sink a few of our boats, they got every right to do so

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Exactly 5 years ago today liberals were starting off with “I’m no fan of Soliemani, but…” when we murdered a general and tried to start a war with Iran. Do not qualify this shit with anything, just denounce illegal imperial activity plainly and firmly

we deserve to be invaded and occupied by a foreign army, for the good of the world someone’s gotta do it

Arguing with the US.

STARES IN DOOM METAL

its friday its five lets party

Imagine if king kong farted in your window. That would be so fucked up

I’m not a China booster but they would have executed elon musk by now so they have one up on us

Now that he’s been sworn in I need Mamdani to get down to brass tacks and tell me how I can search for drugs in my child’s popular knapsack

MUR-mur your blessings and STIR in your dressings and CHOMP on a salad of arugulaaaa

MUR-mur your blessings and STIR in your dressings and CHOMP on a salad of arugulaaaa

call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

arugula is a thing werewolves and old timey cars say

It’s Monday. It’s Friday. It’s Monday and it’s Friday

it would be a very nice birthday present for me if It Happens in may this year

will literally never forgive any of you that excused this, and used that bullshit 60k number for months. yall are fucking dead to me

ko-fi.com/s/fc34523e7f Happy New Year, Fuck Gen AI, Never Surrender.

Happy new year I got two cats on my lap

🎵oombork bork bork doombork hergy berg derg oombork bork bork derrrg hergeyeeerrrr🎵

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Nice bluesky wrapped with your 365 days of posting in 2025, virgins. Maybe when you get your shit together you can post 366 days next year

Classic scene

eggnogahyde

Wake up babe, new year’s sicko just dropped

🎵oombork bork bork doombork hergy berg derg oombork bork bork derrrg hergeyeeerrrr🎵

This reminds me of a kid I went to middle school with who said he had a girlfriend who went to a different school and the picture of her he carried in his wallet was of some model he cut out of a kmart ad and ran through a laminator

Yeah, the midwest is grey and cold and the windchill will be 0 tonight but we don’t got tarantulas or any of that crap so I’m cool with it, ok?

We’ve all seen Irish Trump before

logging on

10,000 years ago some goat herder fucked up a pail of milk and invented cheese, and we should have holidays for this guy and statues in every city

Walked home through the snow so I’m drinking eggnog like a god damned freak

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You can get sober and still carry a cool flask, that’s what M&M minis are for

Citing an inbred english monarch’s weird ass hand gesture as a normal american wave sure is a thing