I was one of the gifted ppl who just had a natural knack for getting into drugs. Not once did I have to give in to peer pressure or fads

The most powerful Magic: The Gathering card of all time.

for every day the batman doesn’t reveal his google search history, people will die

mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit

Bakshi #Caturday

the only memes i enjoy are silly nonsense memes like this

RFK CROAK VOICE: "You know, you don't actually have to use a monkey paw. I keep all kinds of different animal parts to experiment with wishes on. I have a severed giraffe penis that they haven't been able to disprove grants wishes."

i met the president, he smelled like rotten meat and cum

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

look what i found

preparing legal action against all my haters and opps

your honor, i was worried that it might be cruel to be kind

anyone who has ever not liked one of my posts prepare to be subpoenaed

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Is this loss

it's friday

my mutuals have ph.d.-level smarts and supermodel good looks i'm just lucky

bluesky right now

i’m so fucking glad my rep isn’t one of the 86

dear follower: it is important you, specifically watch this video in its entirety

sorry babe the mocap suit stays on during sex

before washing up in a public restroom you have to let a robot jizz into your hand

Youu were never one of us You were nothing but a usurper A false Idol. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you to see SLAYER

left my shitass factory job a little over a year ago and it’s crazy how much happier i am overall despite making less money and working more

it’s not that hard to understand imo. he likes winners. if mamdani had less press coverage and won by a slim margin the conversation would look a lot different

SSSSSLLLLAAAAYYYEEEERRRRRRR

heading to the store, want anything

gm bsky

chud suey

I…cry when chudlers deserve to die

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

See you later, losers. I'm getting on this gravy train.

Elon Musk, blowjob king.

Incredible things happening on Twitter

big update

Fresh out, gang

FINALLY we get around to talking about the most oppressed class: GAMERS.

don’t worry i grabbed it

free website

reed richards eating the human torch call that fantastic vore

ben grymm getting head like “it’s slobberin time”

it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system