anybody actually talking about undertaking any cool zonery on here is either 🐀, 🐖, or very very stupid

when you think about it, the grinch’s only real crime was scaring the whos

My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.

Normalize making plastic doll versions of your friends to hang with when they're too busy to spend time with you

i keep thinking about this and cracking up

top ten anime betrayals

Smokers are the most oppressed class. Unable to practice their lifestyle in Walmarts, elementary schools or even hospitals

you should be allowed to smoke while shopping at walmart

grok please deliver an epic and vulgar roast of elon musk

this is my protest. 3 days, and only up to go.

you can only lose 100% of your money gambling but you can gain infinite money just something to think about

i reply guy with you but im not *in* reply guy with you

Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣

@hontdog.bsky.social got suspended:[ #FreeTheMeat

i cannot believe this piece of garbage has 7/10 reviews. every single character is effectively a lobotomite. nobody has heard of kicking a blind man in the nuts. villain’s entire evil plan can be foiled by a single welfare check on any of the four people involved. i want my two hours back

teaching a parrot all my favorite one liners and then inviting all my friends over to have it roast them for me

new grock ai can say the bad words mommy won’t let you. it will say shit and piss, fuck and cum. please give me money

lord help me i’m ‘bout to bust

in a lot of ways i think ai is the logical extension of those stupid sites that let you plug your family’s faces into dancing elves and stuff for virtual holiday cards. zero effort or substance, pure novelty mixed with median cultural norms

putting in more and more personal details about them until they stop laughing at me

packing it all in for the day because i forgot my curry pizza leftovers for lunch

grok please deliver an epic roast (vulgar style) for these fine gentleman shoving my head in a toilet

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

Imagine hitting someone in the face with an iron or multiple paint cans, from a considerable height, and they’re not only still after you, they haven’t even got any facial fractures or broken any teeth. Chilling.

But the wet bandits are also gods. They take fatal injury after fatal injury and they just dust themselves off and continue their relentless pursuit of Kevin. It should be horrifying, but Kevin’s innocence obscures this.

Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.

I was one of the gifted ppl who just had a natural knack for getting into drugs. Not once did I have to give in to peer pressure or fads

The most powerful Magic: The Gathering card of all time.

for every day the batman doesn’t reveal his google search history, people will die

mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit

Bakshi #Caturday

the only memes i enjoy are silly nonsense memes like this

RFK CROAK VOICE: "You know, you don't actually have to use a monkey paw. I keep all kinds of different animal parts to experiment with wishes on. I have a severed giraffe penis that they haven't been able to disprove grants wishes."

i met the president, he smelled like rotten meat and cum

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

look what i found

preparing legal action against all my haters and opps

your honor, i was worried that it might be cruel to be kind

anyone who has ever not liked one of my posts prepare to be subpoenaed

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Is this loss

it's friday