why would she send Texts Out The Blue

Mitch “Graham” McConnell

Lindsay Graham vaxed!? 👀

why would she send Texts Out The Blue

Lindsay Graham vaxed!? 👀

really bad week for politicians named graham

just woke up, unlike lindsey graham

the best things in life come in Threes

new bike day

we should scour the planet of the Ignorance Of Youth

i should call her

Did A Gusano Write This ?

i don't know what a Sleep Token is but it sounds like some Video Game Bullshit

i think we all need to internalize exactly one (1) important lesson Always Bet Against David Hogg

graham platner is far more interesting And Will Be So Much More A Disappointment than zohran could ever dream of

McConnell Pack Watch has lasted just about as long as Ramadan.

McConnell Pack Watch

“Almond Eaters”, which is one my multiracial friend group came up with trying to find something that sounded racist but didn’t actually apply to anyone.

WRONG none of these is Bad Boys 2 , the most american movie of all time

Specialized Is The Glock Of Bicycles

even straight men notice it* *My Ass

i encourage you to respond to my posts Dialogue Holds No Fear to the sure of purpose

The Dream Of Every Millennial: a small farm, perhaps in the woods, with a number of goats or a milk cow, and a fire and a cat with whom to watch the turning of the leaves

if your circle isn't discussing Homesteading , Homestar Runner , Eleanor Beardsley , Bread Bowls , Noah Kahan Tickets , and the political utility and significance of, as a mode of expression, the concept of The Killdozer in American Life get a new circle

it is important to have a monogamous couple in your circle You Can't Fuck All Your Friends

aqi here is 145 so thats good! Nice High Air Quality Numbers , Love To See It

having opinions about the supreme court is a Mental Illness!!

i need to stop speaking truth into existence

the area betwixt dumpsters is a Liminal Space

KKKuddling

these posts are not my bangers These Posts Are Just A Tribute

if you scrolled backwards through my posts you might come to the conclusion i am mentally ill but to want to do that? You Must Be Crazy

were an angel not on my shoulder Whispering Doubts In My Waking Mind would i make the type of posts you enjoy?

if you didn't see it on a niche internet forum before 2018 Its Not Real

Kawhi (thief, exclamatory) Lebron (conman, derogatory)

“Ain’t no party, like a Diddy Party *hysterical laughter*” should be this man’s whole ass career.

people are stupid as hell

Truly the goat (Satan, approvingly)

imagine showing up ruining the team with dumbass trades getting an asterisk ring forcing them to hire your dipshit nepo baby And Then Dipping From The Team Without Trace Fucking Legend

low key hate being part of a Mixed Couple (iphone / android)

i should call her

hello 😈 There Is No Material Distinction Between Pansexuals A Bisexuals (both are fake)

i turned on NPR and the first thing i heard was "so you had like a secret life, none of your friends knew you played marimba"

if you didn't see it on a niche internet forum before 2018 Its Not Real

boys will just Take Their Shirts Off in public!

we conflate Data with Technology we mistake Technology for Progress

The Arrogance Of Expertise imagining that just because you know a lot about some thing you should be able to force everyone to do what you want

a core delusion of contemporary thought The More We With Agency Know , Somehow Outcomes Will Improve historically nothing could be further from the truth