oh did bots make her write about how eager she is to have a neighborhood full of people who look like her and compare herself favorably against the 'onyx' her husband was with before

wait why does yaasified NL yelling about film work for me

you're gonna get a new face, new rack, new teeth, you are never going to contact your old coworkers again. you're gonna move to a new city and skill up and never look back. you're gonna get married to a man with a huge cock and youre going to have to feign ignorance about why you can't get pregnant.

it's cool that a bunch of assholes who spend their time mocking rape victims and trying to get trans women banned can just make up shit about Northsky and now normie techbro accounts are reporting as if it's real

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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 09, 1949

Even the worst graph on this chart is a resounding "Whatever man, can I get back to my beer?" We are going to win.

If this guy wins the primary it will mean that his having done shit like this won't matter to you guys. It will mean that his promise to torture my community won't matter to you guys. This isn't an assumption. It's a conclusion based on the history of the Democratic Party.

fangssss

Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial." "Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."

Geert wilders: de bleck peepo are crisising meh eeurope Me:

after seeing one molecule of melanin:

I don't think Europeans realize what a PR disaster this was for them. After that whole bad behavior on their part, you couldn't pay me enough to go there. "That's the idea, Jane!" So I thought.

Sandy Hendry has a history of abusive behavior to women btw

Help a black trans woman escape the USA to Canada! You can contact her if you know any support networks that could help.

Dartmouth as well! Truly, how our glorious institutions have fallen! They should pay me instead.

Kamala Harris lost the election to a guy who gave the microphone at one of his final events a blowjob on stage in front of the whole audience. One of the worst campaigners in the history of America. You lose that election you deserve nothing but scorn forever

it's so funny that every Atlantic writer is like genuinely too stupid to function. Like it's just a makework job for society's most useless people to try to get trannies murdered

Quirky GF: In the meadow we can build a snowman Me: that’s fun, we’re quirky Quirky GF: Then pretend that he is Parson Brown Me: …I mean alright I suppose Quirky GF, advancing: He'll say: Are you married? We'll say: No man, But you can do the job When you're in town. Me: what…what is this

The AIDS crisis, the Iran Contra affair, the unconditional support of Rios Montt's genocide of the Maya, the failed "STAR WARS" laser DOD program, should I keep going?

re:the NHS Fife case it's fun that the same media institutions that constantly bitch and moan about how nobody trusts them anymore will just come out and say the literal opposite of the truth. that's not institutional bias in reporting it's *just* lying

it's so funny how many brands' christmas ads are 'your life sucks shit, your family hates you, everyone hates you and you wanna die and honestly even our product won't really help that much...anyway buy our burgers' Like even AI slop aside why would this make me want a Big Mac????

oh hey i get an excuse to post my version

'we've had multiple elections that have said we want to break off from the western part of the country that keeps dropping bombs on us and trying to make our language illegal and shit' 'those are fake elections we mean real ones that go along with Kiev'

I simply wouldn’t have sent a pedophile rapist to Dearborn to tell them to eat shit but what do I know about campaigning

It happened. Nice work everyone.

The 1980s version of Candyland is one of my deeply embedded aesthetic influences from childhood. To this day I think of an appealing color palette as being an edible one. Anyways here's a genderbent candyland hottie I drew in 2023.

damn I wonder if the Harris plan of telling them to eat shit was a factor

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this guy keeps getting busted on twitter tryin to fuck kids btw

“There’s a scene in Zootopia 2 you’re supposed to feel sad but Judy’s ass is 1/4 of the entire screen” I feel like you are exaggerating *they werent*

Herbie Looks Like Shit (2019)

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honestly Beck accidentally did have the most honest portrayal of Washington by making him a stupid piece of shit not really saying anything of use and chasing fame and exposure

if you give a mouse a cookie

me and a friend rolling up on a nazi

glenn beck *sobbing*: please sir. i am begging for a light in the darkness. what has happened to our beautiful country?? AI george washington *tilting around head like a tv with motion smoothing on* : Great question! America’s political problems aren’t just unprecedented—They’re downright scary!

Adam Kinzinger ran for office with the blessing and backing of Mike Pence, the endorsement of Sarah Palin, voted to repeal the ACA, was anti 'sanctuary cities' and funded the shit out of ICE. The GOP has been exactly what it is today for his entire political life.

The GOP is exactly what they've been for the last century and your only problem with them now is that they're pursuing things you support, but doing so more rudely than you'd prefer. You spent your life sustaining and empowering fascism you awful little weasel.

this is dumb as shit but also I do love how many people are genuinely angry at this as if she insulted santa

it's so funny that all this guy does is shit like 'why don't people wear suits to fly any more' and 'what if the airport was a gym'. Just the dumbest guy spitballing.

dude's about to send his buddy's brain matter downrange

I genuinely think this has been the best season of football in years