My fleetmaster told me the UNSC anti-air guns keep destroying his cruisers so I asked how many cruisers he has and he said he just goes to the shipyard and gets a new cruiser afterwards so I said sounds like he's just feeding cruisers to the UNSC anti-air guns and then his prophet started crying.

As someone in a similar situation of needing to rebuild I know how scary it is, help out if you can

lol it owns there’s not even any counter to this other than “uh well ours decided to reluctantly cover that nazi tat he showed off consistently when he got called out”

House of the Dragon is great because it begins with “man life sure is unfair as these aging powerful men set things in motion that their heirs must deal with’ but then those heirs deal with them by doing just endless war crimes because of their own personal beefs. 10/10 accurate storytelling

data center? no thanks id rather date a dominant woman who will degrade me and put me in my place

If someone writes "felon" or "krasnov" or "taco" or "tRump" I instantly stop taking them seriously. You are 57, Martha. He's not a folk tale spirit, you can just say his name like a grown-up.

Jesse Plemons Emily Blunt And Mark Ruffalo as "Lowtax" In GROVERHAUS

i saw a tiktok about how adulting in childhood is a sign of long COVID and i can't stop thinking about it

My legs gave out on me again tonight. It takes everything I have just to be able to piss. But because I’m not wheelchair bound literally 24/7, I can’t get any disability benefits beyond a little tag that says I can park in disabled spaces. If SNAP goes away, I die. Please help, even $1. $corvusgod

You know transbians are real lesbians for how they’ve managed to recreate political lesbianism with zero self-awareness

it's a lil funny that lady gagas lyricism has gotten more shallow with age

sports twitter is still good sometimes actually

Solidarity with everyone going through it right now. You are not alone. Official donation link for supporting Jamaica: supportjamaica.gov.jm/donate

Also my toxic trait is being unironically team Black. Yes I’ve read the book and know how it goes but I will support the ultimate girlboss

I do wanna say I like Smith as an actor! I’m rewatching House Of The Dragon and he’s fantastic in it, just not a great Doctor

Motel could use some funds to buy some toiletries and small things, nothing huge needed right now thankfully but stuff like shaving cream and toothpaste and junk

Not a fan of kids going to a secret millionaire club!!!!

I’m actually a very strong supporter of ones right to dictate their own mortality but yea it’s impossible to ignore base reality and societal dynamics around it that can in fact remove that choice element.

I too have seen this. What's worse, people get angry when you tell them to leave off this unpleasant activity. "THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO DIE! You are trampling on their rights!" the onlookers will tell you. It's not just a widespread phenomenon, but one that people are normalizing.

People genuinely forgot how much of Kauffman’s act was just normal comedy done by a charming guy and then he’d mix in weird shit to make the weird stuff even more jarring

Libs rock!!!!

In the same interview she praised Trump's plan for permanent Israeli control over Gaza lol

Good morning

“The enemy”

when Reagan wanted the redwoods to be pulped for toilet paper, sold missiles to US enemies to fund death squads, joked about starting a nuclear war over nothing, people still compared him positively to Nixon. He's sigma the way getting cancer in your penis specifically instead of your balls is sigma

he was a pig, everyone hated him. He followed a guy famous for showing his dick to other congressmen who started a land war in Asia and fucked it up so bad that everyone thinks of his predecessor as a tragic figure of failed potential instead of a cannibal ogre

nixon wasn't just a bloodthirsty coward, though he was; wasn't just lying about everything except hating anything strong or beautiful, though he was. he was one of the more sickeningly maladroit and humiliating public figures of the 20th century. Greatest elected jobber in our history

pictured: noteworthy broccoli-haired gen z tiktok influencer Roger "Yung St. James" Stone

nixon worship even as an ironic gesture is redoing a Futurama bit. It's standing there and letting a fucking Fremulon production mog you. If you're this addicted to ritualized humiliation just go on the bus and shout "uh oh! baby make boom boom" while audibly shitting yourself

Alright, everyone. Please go into the quoted thread and follow all of the frens who replied to it. I'm not asking :3

"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.

So now that Doctor Who is dead (for now) we can admit Smith wasn’t very good right

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Wuk Lamat core

oh ur a snuffbait puppygirl? *feeds u chocolate*

Oh GOOD fucking post!!!!!!!!!

THE MOUTH OF SAURON Made a little behance project for my Mordor series last week. www.behance.net/gallery/249139537/MORDOR

You can say what you want about Hazbin/Hellaverse/whatever stuff but it is one of the richest sources of blorbos being given fun head canons in currently active media and that’s a load bearing ecological niche

Morality tales for children... #HazbinHotelBaxter #HumanBaxter #berrypng #HazbinHotel #transgender

cant wait for the day doctors who think its dangerous for trans women to have estrogen levels above 200 ng/mL learn about cis women

1990's trump scam: i'm shipping the world's best scotch eggs, directly to your house for $49.99 2026 trump scam: as president, i own the stock market and all assets therein

Ally btw

The guy who beat the shit out of his wife and keeps saying racist shit is making a copaganda movie, you say?

You're dumb as hell if you trust this dipshit with anything lol.

Finally got access to my PayPal again, deadname but hey fuck it. So yea anyway broke, homeless, trans woman in need of help staying fed and in her motel, any help is appreciated keeping me alive while I sort my shit. www.paypal.me/secretvault