in arc raiders being nice

caught one of my white slaves reading a biography of bob seger <<<<

there's a new bad photo of trump and this time he's looking really bad. however, experts are saying he will continue to be the president.

there's always one more beatles song you never heard before called "Ginger is a Swinger" or "Sir Duffy's Overcoat" and it's the dumbest shit in the world

insane late-career comeback

run > gym > turkey smoothie another perfect holiday

graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry* audience member (crying): thank you

how come no one ever collaborates with alan dershowitz on something amazing and incredible?

We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla

fetterman is so pathetic. you're supposed to buy a bunch of copies of your own book to hand out at events but he's too fucking dumb or lazy to do that. the fact that a buttigieg book from 2019 is nipping at his heals is brutal. how can he go on living!!!

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this is the first time i've ever seen another person do "fetterman face." take away his shoelaces and bed sheets immediately!!!

if you're the first man mugged on january 1, 2026 in zohran's nyc, and you don't make $1,000,000+ by going on conservative news to grift, you are the donkey of the decade

ukraine should quickly and decisively win the war. gotta think that's the s-tier move at this point if you're rooting for them.

fuck off!

idea: zipper that doesn't heat to 1,000° when you put your jeans in the dryer

i wonder what age the oldest discord user is. is there an 80 year old on there? a 90 year old...?

if you drink enough coffee you don't need to eat food. mindblowingly, this also works with decaf.

they should make it to where you always have a good, new movie to watch

multiple miggs is the hero of silence of the lambs. he is the only reason lecter helps clarice and it cost him his life. good man.

goddamn i don't even want to know what the guy losing to him is named

saw some random guys doing this exact thing behind a strip mall today just kept walking

the department of defense has condemned "unc" as an ageist slur within military ranks. rare trump 2 win, but we'll take it.

this is a great alternative to twitter, which is full of weirdos

vincent hanna: this crew stinks. total amateurs. they put a big dent in this truck and blew the other one up. shot the guards. you know what, i'm going home to my wife.

alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island batman: i don't care

finally, a kennedy who's into weird sex stuff

i wonder how long it was into their friendship when trump and epstein realized they both had very small, bizarre penises.

(glengarry glen ross, edited for millennials) alec baldwin: i made $970,000 last year... which i know is super gross, but i give a lot to 'girls who code' and MADRE

what if it went so well at the white house today because zohran is also a pedophile? i mean i hope not, but what if...

FDR moment

an all-balding (no shaved heads) nba team would be unstoppable

is there anything more beautiful than a chinese action movie with british voice dubbing?

cuomo suicide watch

absolute beast mode

breaking: president donald trump has eaten mayor-elect zohran mamdani

a huge piece of cookie cake would be the ideal breakfast

i know what i'd do, senator

indiana jones: listen to me, those pieces, those artifacts, they belonged in a museum. detective: no, dr. jones were here about a boy you had with you in india. it seems his therapist helped him recover some memories, and- indiana jones: lawyer. i want a lawyer.

don draper: i propose a toast walter white: what should we drink to? tony soprano: how about family? dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!

If Pink floyd weren't on drugs the album probably would have been called Regular Side of the Moon

breaking: elon musk has died

if you ask the president nicely not to execute you, he probably won't just fyi

experts predict every single thing will continue to get worst at an accelerated rate

landman spinoff called "crude boy"

this site is fun but i wish more psychotic gen x ladies replied dumb shit to me about jd vance and stephen miller

when you hear a Letterboxdcel say something so Counselorphobic you just give them the Bardem stare

do you know how scary something has to be in order to scare stephen king? well that's what fascism is, buddy!!

life in america is an endless humiliation ritual