make all bad guys in movies european again and you fix a lot of problems

you'll open this website up once in the morning and once before bed and you'll see the same post both times

i'd love to stop seeing this asshole everywhere

sometimes you watch a movie with someone and you both agree "that was pretty good." or whatever and then the next day they text you like, "so i did some research and here's what the ending meant!"

new photos show president trump wearing a powerful amulet

.357 magnum

not trying to be funny, but what if she dies the exact same way anne heche did

washing your hands 7 times to cook one chicken breast

ejaculating prematurely is kind of swag if you think about it

grocery store checkout snafu that forces you to listen to the entirety of 'two princes' over the clapped out PA

we love topo chico, but they must bring prices DOWN!

the mayor of yharnam charmed president trump on a recent visit, gifting him a beast blood pellet

hurling myself against the bars of my gaol until they bring me a ginger beer

chasten who??? trump and mamdani are now the premiere gay political couple

jumping back into elden ring for the first time in years. gotta do the elon build.

The fact his step brother is an IDF embedded journalist who is buds with the president of Israel, wrote THE pro-zionist book on 10/7, and has been following him on the campaign trail but kept away from cameras really should raise more eyebrows lol.

one of the funniest podcast moments to me is marc maron having william friedkin on and opening the interview by telling him he prepped for it by watching Sorcerer on a plane.

saw someone play marathon for about 20 minutes this afternoon. not for me but i hope others enjoy.

the computer just auto-corrected "kaczynski" for me. who could be mad at these terrific little machines?

touching graham platner's hand at a campaign stop and you immediately get the Dead Zone glimpse of armageddon

gotta see what alex cross gets into on the latest episode of cross

this painting really speaks to me. and it says, "you can have fun anywhere if you try."

got Sexy Beast goin on the television

there are a lot of people on here not having any fun whatsoever. perhaps you've noticed this too.

"I have learned from my mistakes on tariffs," The President told the press pool on Monday. "I have no one to blame but myself." Trump called the error a "learning opportunity," and promised to consult leading economists before enacting any further trade policy.

l'inspecteur: monsieur le pew, we ave matched your dental records to a bite mark on ze cat's inner thigh. there is no use lying to moi pepe: ze strange thing.. i loved her l'inspecteur: no, monsieur. a monster is not capable of love

let's not do that one actually

you need a cold and a hot drink at hand at all times

please don't gag on it babe, that scares me

if your boyfriend says he's "having a Waingro type day," be extra kind to him

good call lol

sign me up

jerry: fidelio?? george: fidelio! elaine: fideliooo

his writing is this fire???

standard white trash indicator is having your dog get out of the yard all the time. this is so much stronger.

a terrific development over the last few years is that everyone starts every sentence with the word "so..."

i remember seeing this in a small theater when it came out and most of the audience seemed to really hate it. a couple people even left early. i had read the novella so i liked it, but my appreciation for it has grown like 10x in recent years.

staring at women in the frozen foods section at target and shifting through vision filters like the Predator

steve winwood (but he's on the island): ♩ bring me a child's blood ♩

"the weight" by The Band is about a guy arriving in a town full of late-term joe bidens

you're a piece of shit if you don't try this

peter thiel's gimp

he just watched sam kinison's scene from "back to school" with rodney dangerfield lol

bad!

i don't understand the hype around the pitt. it's about the same quality as every other medical drama

i'm going to have a bundaberg brand ginger beer and play some video games, how about you?

cumming as fast as possible during sex so you can get back to your anxieties

if you watch a youtuber's "goodbye, i'm dying" video, the algorithm will feed you a bunch more random dying youtuber videos.