What's up?

Hey man that looks infected. May I touch it?

The only "Chronic" I'm into is "Chronic Wasting Disease"

All this free venison I just ate got me droolin and stompin my hooves

Gift Tips for Dead Wives, what to get the one your left behind: 01. Moaning at the Door 02. Tormenting their new girlfriend 03. Slip a few maggots into his food 04. Leave a cold and burning mark upon the cheek of the child they loved more than you 05. A bracelet

[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the Magical Car, swoops into the theater and Ethan Hawke steps out]

Santa came to me in my dream and revealed a recipe i can put in my city’s water supply to restore christmas spirit

[Slips into the spot next to you at the bar]

😌

This is the Meaning of Christmas

American Christmas

gream game but red thumb solely

[Staring at my finger, where I've nicked it while cutting vegetables] [My wife] you're barely bleeding, its fine. My parents are going to be here in ten minutes. [Me, tearing up] I have been pierced by a Morgul-Blade

They're brining my ass.

Honestly, might be my favorite Chris McDowell game.

Just snatched your nose, you are going to look like a *moron* on your conference call.

Your capital is being raided Your capital is being raided Construction of [Weapons Room] complete at [Pleasure Palace] Your capital is being raided [Dowager Empress] has lost respect for you

[Lining up one of the KPop Demon Hunters in the scope] hope you're watching, Jodie Foster

Please god, if you're not gonna cure my cancer, just give me this

Following the shimmering blue stream down the street and realizing my dumbest neighbor has opted for pouring antifreeze on his sidewalk rather than shovel it.

Getting to the good comments

This guy is a F.R.E.A.K.

The sex, while not good, was a transformative experience

[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?

Kirkland brand Granddaddy Purple Kush

The Crestor Halftime Show next up here at Abilify Stadium.

Swollen Sunday, post edemas

Every father's dream

A lot of this is interesting, but I wish the old "combat as a failure state" line would go away. It was shorthand for a number of things that now seem almost totally elided.

Demons have placed giant slices of bread around the earth And are eating it as a sandwich

You have braved the machinations of the Clockwork Duke and the Upper Mechanical.

They're making me eat the ancient vulgur roast.

variety.com/2025/film/ne... rip udo kier, truly wild filmography. Often think of the moment he turns up like 3 hours into the making of doc of rob zombie's halloween and starts doing extremely disruptive bits to make malcom mclaren laugh.

Theyre getting me ready for The Tube.

We need a leader who writhes in the dust

We need a leader whose terrible dreams flood our minds at night and drive out all sense and reason but that which guides us to the final polling place, where he awaits.

This is what I look like in the Matrix.

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The Marxist Yacht Club

Im being arrested today

Falling asleep as my wife listens to PtI in the other room is the closest I can get to ASMR.