saying things like ‘hello’ and ‘yes’ throughout the given day

teaching my apartment cow how to love again

this is so me

cow tipping my apartment cow

guys when i am a nun i am going to say little prayers for you guys as your usernames and they will make me laugh and that will be my private joke to myself even if the mother superior does not approve of such follies

Explaining to my 2 year old that you don’t have to throw up if you don’t want to. Throwing up is a choice

Guys @wuuming.bsky.social had to deactivate for so long because she was giving birth from being pregant in the butt from being a virgo mars . She is my best friend

Omg these irish priests seem like they have big 6 inch penises . Wish it was 5 cuz its so big

Texting my gay little brother

I am actually seriously looking into spending a year in a benedictine convent

This is my service attack dog

Lol

just saw a guy in an inflatable unicorn costume dancing and holding a sign that said "welcome to hell" and a little girl was dancing along with them with the biggest grin ive ever seen while her mom took a picture

i haven’t showered since last year

okay I’ll bite, what is the government?

what if we all screamed into our pillows at the same time

my girlfriend is amassing an army of butterflies, bees, and praying mantises i love this for her

practising for my enemies ⚔️

I was sentenced to 45 days in jail.

everybody likes the mentally ill girl until she starts showing the symptoms of mental illness

if i should die before the dawn bury me in my Realtree® coffin with my Realtree® pajamas on

I had a dream i was baby sitting my cousins cat and she was like ill just put the litterbox here and she put it on my bed

the lion does not concern herself with her alleged autism diagnosis

This user is beautiful & not a terrorist

more children should join cults