making small talk with a stranger next to me on the train by mentioning to them we haven’t had a terrorist attack in the city for awhile

wargen #metoo

FuckOnMyFanny1971

I don’t believe in space

space is fake

raising a cow, giving it a loving home, it gets older. it's hard for me i love them, i slaughter the cow for meat. put whole cow in microwave for three hours it gets really weird and shit i take one bite and say it's too well done plus it needs salt and throw it away

i have wooden square-rigged sailing ship autism

it is deep in the north american dna to build vast empty large parking lots surrounded by tall square buildings

having abby's pfp was making me schizophrenic

ordering a pack of m&ms on ubereats from the m&m store in times square

white child named slavereigh

Roger that bro

throwing all the trash out of my car onto the floor of the car wash and watching it blow all over the place

ordering a pee sandwich at arbys

going to the university to get a Starbucks coffee

i exploded into 100000 pieces im not kidding

i exploded into 100000 pieces just kidding

Don’t look at me im hideos just kidding lol

spreading a rumour at my job that clavicular was arrested under UK buggery laws

complaining to strangers on a website as a joke

fronge :^)

Yay!

greeting some gentlemen in the park by saying “good afternoon to you beasts”

i want to eat wild bush meat to absorb the power of beasts

my fingers are so long they look like monkey hands

uh oh mum found the nosebleed kleenex drawer…

laughing in the elevator and reassuring a stranger that i was not laughing at them i was just laughing at my demented thoughts

wot are yew on about mate?

I have a bug bite on my ankle I am going to chop my foot off

smoking so much weed that my vision flips upside down forever

having a really boring conversation as a joke

once upon a vibe

i want to start growing strawbeeries the backseat of my car i think

my mom behaved so normally for a lizard person today she deserves a treat or something

just remembered when my friends mom would get high and text us a million videos of her dogs while we were at school with captions like “the dogs are being so crazy 😂😂” and “they are behaving so wild HAHA” and all the videos were the dogs just sitting normally

I loved that epsixe of naked and afraid where they ate fruit contaminated by bat shit and got diseases 😂😂

I always walk in horse shit because it is clean

I wish that when people had sex they got stuck together like dogs and you had to call a friend over to pull your apart

bugs be like girl im bored lets molt

Wow guys new metric is dropping and silversun pickups going back on tour, the 2010s are back baby

Hippy bitches sendin me titty pictures she told me no religion was the new religion she said she don't believe in God but her shoes is christian i heard she servin everybody like the soup kitchen gettin hoes higher, gettin hoes higher she got work in the mornin im gettin hoes fired

using the bathroom crazy-style

It’s all bukkake to me bro

love these guys sm