The dog lobbyist: oh ha ha ha ha. Very funny. He’s misrepresenting what kind of world it is, they barely ever do that if they’re properly fed

everything we get from the Israel operation paper clip is going to be like an app that removes you from the sex offender registry

who up thinking about the darkness that lurks in their fellow man’s heart

Who up emailing Noam Chomsky about Deadpool

Over a hundred luminaries in academia and construction work and culinary arts signed my open letter to Deadpool

Deadpool my brotha you do not have to do self deprecating humor and in fact you weaken the rest of us as men when you do so

An Open Letter To Deadpool

In the trailers Deadpool is pretty sassy for a man but who am I to argue with box office success

@mcuban.bsky.social you should call yourself the mark with a mouth. Do you like Deadpool? It seems good for someone of your intelligence

(CIA youth pastor) you know who else marked a Cuban

It used to be that if you cooked food with too much flavor in England tbey burned you for being a witch but now they just don’t let you go to Oxford

Guys we should all move in to a big house together and all go to our own rooms and never see each other

I love it when someone goes bald. Hair is zero sum

You should be allowed to throw a rock through peoples windows on Christmas if they look too happy

Khalid bin SpongeBob was apprehended today outside Neo Gary, Indiana

Does the war of all against all resume at midnight or is it sundown

My whole life is afterthought

Palm trees aren’t native to Los Angeles, they’re actually endowed with their superhuman powers due to its yellow sun. And before you start throwing around nazi allegations they were invented by a JEWISH man

Victor Wembanyama is the smartest person to ever read a Brandon Sanderson book

Hell, I’ll eat anything if it’s resealable

Ich bin ein labubu

If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life

What’s labubus first name

You guys are my best friends

You know who else is smokig weed and has to be at work in two and a half hours?

They should make a T-shirt cannon for huge bullets

Christmas is hard for some people like teaching your son how to ride a bike or having a catch with your son

If you experience goodwill for more than 8 hours hang up and call a doctor

I’m stirring. Do you not consider me a creature?

Upstairs downstairs in his night gown? In this economy?

Two in not in my backyard one in yes in my backyard. It’s called the shockmby

Yes in my back yard? That’s not how people talk. Do better

Wee Willie winkie’s cavalier attitude towards athletic wear is fucking me up fam

If any of you guys have a line to wee Willy winkie you should let him know that it’s not good to run in a nightgown. The sweat could ruin his garment

Birthday on Christmas is beta behavior

Move over wee Willie winkie: a new stocking capped fellow is stalking the night skies

A woman’s place is in the stocking

If I was a World War One soldier on Christmas Day and somebody scored a goal on me I would bayonet them

You ever been with somebody on a grain elevator? Because I’d love to induct you to the seventy five feet high club

It’s crazy that they invented a way for reading to film up your stupidity meter. Beautiful world.

As long as I’m here you’ll never be alone. You’ll be something worse.

It’s lowkey insane that some busted virgin gave birth to the son of god

When you grinch and she keep sucking

Don’t stop babe I’m about to grinch

Mark Cuban wishes he was in the Epstein files so he could be hanging out with all his friends doing damage control right now instead of grinching

Last minute caga tio

Fuck my human brain in a dashchunds body life

Mr Cuban, I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has kind of like a long dachshund body with four sets of legs coming out of his lower back and going down to the floor and he drags it around behind him and the legs wiggle around like they’re doing something but when it comes to locomotion t

Im just feeding off the hatred and suffering of this place and then moving along because I’m a mature adult but have fun playing around in it I guess