little lamb
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stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster
Sun out but still cold. Curse the pig shit god that left me here to rot
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She has no kings
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Where do you think weāre going to start our consolation war
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If anyone ever knocks on the door I start screaming
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āItās so coldā and āitās raining today.ā The Scott Walker weathers.
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In my moms birth canal tbey had this game where cardboard cutouts of guys would pop out from behind stuff and you would have to use reflexes to either shoot them or not depending on whether they were a bad guy or a civilian and I ended up shooting two moms and a cop but they still let me be born
about 1 hour ago
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Michigan aka canadas septum ring
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Anyone older than 24 in a misfits shirt is my enemy.
about 1 hour ago
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If I was an ostrich I would stick my heads in sugar instead of sand
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A spoonful of sugar would also help poison go down. So you got some options
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Canadas stepmom used to have big cleavage and go to space
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They nerfed shakers because their furniture was too good
about 14 hours ago
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Histrionics should be turn based
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When I was kid I was in a karate class with a bunch of Bosnians and they were pretty good at karate but they did not have inner calm like me
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We could have had our first prostate cancer president but you guys are really abliest
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Danny elfman: I am so so sorry. I was drunk I donāt know what came over me she meant nothing youāre the only one for me. I wrote you a song because words can be hard for me Danny elfmans wife: does it have a tuba style oompah oompah base melody? Danny elfman: yes a very contrite one
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Danny elfman: check out this new one I wrote *oompah oompah oompah oompah tweedly tweedly tweedily tweedily oompah oompah* Me: nice man Danny elfman: check out this other new one I wrote *tweedily deedily tweedily deedily tweedily deedily tweedily deedily WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP* Me: thatās awesome
about 17 hours ago
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Do you think Danny Elfmanās family ever gets sick of his oompah oompah bullshit
about 17 hours ago
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Hans Zimmer was in the Buggles. Danny Elfman was in Oingo Boingo. John Williams was in world war 2. And not on the side you might expect
about 17 hours ago
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Remember back when our only concern in the world was whether odds would end up with ends or bodkins
about 19 hours ago
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Your phone is full of guys who can make your mind very sick. Climb into my mouth and I will carry you into the past
about 19 hours ago
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When Hamnet got in the bed with his plague sister I flipped the diaper table but babyās fine
about 20 hours ago
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Iām preparing 1 million and 1
add a skeleton here at some point
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Do you work at the peanut butter factory with my dad? Do you have calluses from stirring it? My dad doesnāt. Do you hate him?
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Hereās what the war in Iran could mean for Christmas tree prices this year
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krumm
5 days ago
figure with cup and magnifying glass, 2026
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Toynbee idea: peanut butter you can stir for yourself at home like youāre one of the roughnecks at the peanut butter factory
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Weāre a year round Christmas tree house. If you donāt like that you can move back to San francisica
about 24 hours ago
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White fire pouring forth from the heavens my guy
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little lamb
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we are the daughters of skin tags you couldn't freeze
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you need a firmware upgrade in the form of 'another handgun'
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little lamb
Everything is so easy. I should cut off another finger
over 2 years ago
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Trio club has bumper cars. Also karaoke. Also theyāre open for lunch.
1 day ago
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We are the skin tags that died and got all gross looking but refused to fall off
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The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with urea. On that note I have another bad news
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Before twitter if you had something to say you would have to find a drifter and lock him in your basement until he hung on your every word
1 day ago
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Shirk your duties and come dig with me
1 day ago
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Not with a bang or a whimper but with a deluge of smirk emojis engulfed in white flame
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Susan Collin: you literally have a Nazi tattoo š Graham Platner: and you literally have a Nazi precident š š š
1 day ago
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If you canāt trust Iranian videos of them bombing the Statue of Liberty who can you trust
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The grave is no bar to my call playboy
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I put a dead manās switch in all my data btw. So go ahead and steal it, but if it dies in your careā¦ā¦.. boom
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You can use the blood of tyrants for anything wet. Donāt have to refresh a stupid tree with it
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Letting our kids be kids also means getting back to the basics. Thatās why, earlier this year, I signed into law a ray blaster that turns children into single celled amoebas
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When did the Statue of Liberty get a goat head. Thatās cool
1 day ago
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He was always quick with a smile. But it wasnāt for you. And if you tried to get any of it heād hit you. Hard.
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Keebler elves come to Brazil
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I ate the Doritos that turn you into special forces
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marissa walmart dog
2 days ago
Enough
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