little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
I wish I could spit on Sydney Sweeney. Non sexual. Ideological spitting.
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You protect your momâs neck and chest area from food with that bib playboy?
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I poured some milk and chia seeds in my oats after world war 2 for overneoliberalism oats and Iâm finally putting my bib on to eat
10 minutes ago
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Sydney Sweeney, Kevin Sorbo, Jon VoightâŠ.. I never want to see any of your tits again!
15 minutes ago
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End of an epoch oats
24 minutes ago
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The accelerationist position is that all this keening and wailing is probably good even if it does make the neighborhood dogs bark
34 minutes ago
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Did you know thereâs never been a president with less than 50k of medical debt? Voters donât trust a candidate whoâs not willing to tell a hospital fuck you
40 minutes ago
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Medical debt is a ladder
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Now that the moon isnât in the sky anymore I feel safe admitting that I never liked tides
about 1 hour ago
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Let people obliterate things
about 1 hour ago
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Is sheâŠ. you knowâŠ.. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
about 2 hours ago
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The beast in me plays too much
about 2 hours ago
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Villein đ
about 14 hours ago
adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
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Let me be a disruptive presence in the classroom of your heart
about 9 hours ago
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The road to the western lands runs through the office park
about 9 hours ago
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Rise from your hovel and present the aspect of war playboy
about 9 hours ago
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Radiohead should never have taught those computers to sing
about 9 hours ago
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The fountainhead is a type of squirter
about 9 hours ago
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Iâd like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. Sheâs up there. Letâs proceed.
about 9 hours ago
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Who is John Clit
about 9 hours ago
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Medical debt is a test and if you pay it down you fail
about 12 hours ago
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It probably wouldnât even be that hard to introduce rabies to England if you were a highly motivated self starter
about 14 hours ago
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Michael Maltese: got a new one for you boss. Heâs a French skunk Tex Avery: and who does he fuck Michael Maltese: uhhhâŠ. Other skunks? Tex Avery: not good enough
about 22 hours ago
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Michael Maltese intended Pepe le Pew to be a normal skunk who happened to enjoy fucking cats but then the bignoses at Warner brothers were like âwhat if the cats didnât want itâ
about 22 hours ago
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Watched a documentary about Pepe and it was legit sad. He never even got to fuck that cat. His creator was devastated.
about 23 hours ago
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The secret to alchemy is that most combinations of two things will make mustard gas If you mix them except for lead and the popeâs blood which makes gold and daytime television and benzos which makes race science
about 23 hours ago
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Light switches where up means on make me want to kill myself
about 23 hours ago
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(Pauly Shore voice) the Clintonnss
about 23 hours ago
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I learned how to dropship from Steal This Book
about 23 hours ago
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A little anarchists cookbook for you guys
about 23 hours ago
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If you mix pizza with root beer it makes napalm
over 1 year ago
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If you mix fresh mozzarella with tomatoes and some basil it makes bird flu
about 1 year ago
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If you mix chocolate and peppermint it makes anthrax
about 2 years ago
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If you mix rhymes with simple melodies it makes mustard gas
over 1 year ago
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If you mix rhythm with blues it makes mustard gas
over 1 year ago
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If you mix white tic tacs and orange tic tacs it makes mustard gas
12 months ago
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If you mix vodka and soda it makes mustard gas
about 23 hours ago
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Have you tried only working three days a week and eating nothing but beans about it
about 24 hours ago
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Fuck my stupid ass patients. Anecdotal, of course
about 24 hours ago
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As a doctor I wasnât doing great at making my own patients healthy so I decided to pivot to making every single person in the world who wasnât my patients sicker. Itâs called relativistic medicine
1 day ago
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Guys letâs all go to heaven
1 day ago
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Book of the new sun for algernon
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furby hancock
2 days ago
Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
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Before ok go if you wanted to walk in a music video you had to do it on the ground. Maybe youâd get to go over a car if you were the guy in the verve, MAYBE.
1 day ago
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Debbie Duhâs Dallas
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Healthy relationships need one person who smokes weed all day every day and one person who can never ever smoke weed again even once. Sometimes there are a bunch of other people too, no judgment
1 day ago
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Filament ran out halfway through printing myself a smile
2 days ago
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Sorry if my breath stinks. My altoid tin is being renovated
2 days ago
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Cook book has recipes in it but a cook chair has a guy crying and jacking off in it? Never seemed right to me
2 days ago
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Rinse out that bowl playboy. What if you want to eat more bowl foods later and donât want to start fresh bowl
2 days ago
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