Gwyllin the laundress. A character from a story I’m writing.

gumby was always saying this

Basically if you lay down on your left side you can access latent psychic abilities faster I don’t make the rules

The wind is carrying secret messages from beyond the grave but you have to drink from the 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒢𝒽ℴ𝓊𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽 ℋ𝒶𝑔𝓈 vile concoction to hear them

good morning from the chonky boy crew

Time for some refreshing Orange Juice: New 4 color Riso print, the first of a series of riso prints to help fund my next book. World shop: zeburnay.bigcartel.com USA Shop: zeburnayusa.bigcartel.com

Elle Woods (Witherspoon) has it all. She wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III. But there is one thing stopping him (Davis) from proposing: she is the great wolf-headed battering ram Grond, forged in the dark smithies of Mordor, ensorcelled with wicked spells LEGALLY GROND

it’s important to match shoes + cat

you know what time it is

Sitting in a corner of a public spa and unwittingly absorbing the delusions of the person who last soaked in there

Bathtub became like a tumultuous sea and violently spat me out after I spent too long dwelling on delusions

Please, do not forget that you earn 1.5xp in the weird part of the night

summer is much like winter, except it is very hot instead of very cold. just an observation i’ve made

Hailing a crab

(out to lunch w/my boy Noxious Throe) Throe: They didnt play any defense. No D at all me: true..true. and: it is certain Throe: What is certain me: it is certain that he will return to me Throe: (peers around my body; beholds a dripping, grinning goat of liquid gold) goat: Aaa! me: blessed audience

free range demon meat

leftists: read theory liberals: watch West Wing guy who fell in a big puddle on his way here: [squelchsquelchsquelch] aughck.., my shooes, my stupid wet shoes..

Ra’s might really is incredible.

You can enjoy a TV show without understanding the deeper themes or experiencing the cultural context or learning the characters' names or paying attention to the plot or looking up from your phone or being conscious

The Mandalorian and grogu is filmed in front of a live studio audience

Great question! To make your frustration about having to work all summer clear, here are some things you could raise: • A fuss • A holler

imagine being married to an online journalist and the day after you forget to get them something for their birthday it's like "I wrote about the loss of celebrations, public and private, and what it means for an increasingly polarized, atomized America"

carried down alive to wondrous depths

eating chips by the sea

bringing a stalk of rhubarb into the movies

they’re admiring the view

キマダラカメムシの成虫と一齢

Underground Keep

Saw your man outside the function trying to land a creaky old flying contraption powered by hand cranks and pedals

Babe I put 50,000 lbs of dandelion floof in your bed like you asked. Oh I thought you asked. I thought I heard you ask, my bad

Can I call you back I’m in the middle of a party game seeing who can pick out the guy with an enchanted talisman enhancing his aura and I’m pretty sure I’ve sussed it out this time

In the club morphing into each version of myself I’ve been whilst dating someone

In the club trying to dismantle a cursed relic

setting my google maps units of measurement to hops skips and jumps

changing out of my black tee shirt into my other black tee shirt

Observing...

>> what to bring in picnic basket? >> Cheese, crackers :) >> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries >> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then >> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me

that’s heart eyes to my ears bro

"Sorry I can't tonight... I'm applying balm to the calluses on the hands of the ploughman's boy." What calluses he just walks in front of the plough and kicks the pebbles out the way am I going crazy over here

sorry boss can't come in today due to what I can only describe as a Totoro situation

Need a wealthy benefactor who can bankroll my lavish lifestyle of buying groceries once a week

tending a garden that is forbidden from blooming

breaking:

Ancients texts have revealed the importance of observing Wizard Wednesday

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It’s important when traversing a mystical underwater fish realm to just have fun and be yourself

Might drive through a puddle and delve into a mystical underwater fish realm later

Playing a lute and recounting today’s emails in the breakroom

You draw your power from one of these sacred pools, isn't that the case?