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The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
over 2 years ago
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syzygy
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༺ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ༻
29 days ago
This 1920’s painting by Michalina Janoszanka is the vibe.
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Anthony D. Herrera
about 3 hours ago
Neighborhood teens are on quad bikes using Christmas trees to joust each other to determine who gets to shoot bottle rockets at me on New Years Eve.
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wargen
about 3 hours ago
leaning down to smell a flower and two bees fly into my nostrils
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Villein 🔒
about 3 hours ago
you have to keep drinking cold things in winter so your gut biome doesn't get confused
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mr. cannoli
about 3 hours ago
putting on those big rubber pants and taking a harpoon into the sewer to rescue my wife
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Going back and forth across the same pedestrian crossing for attention
about 3 hours ago
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nadira rodin
about 5 hours ago
kissing unlicensed goku
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Plotting and scheming in the spire starts at 7pm sharp, if you’re late again the troll guarding the secret entrance will just crush your skull bro
about 6 hours ago
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💫🎄🌲🎄Treetoom🐺🍺🎄🌲🎄💫
about 6 hours ago
everybody should be allotted one free bag of something per day
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Life could be a dream if we all refused to wake up
about 6 hours ago
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little lamb
about 7 hours ago
Guys let’s pull off all our fingers and return to the sea
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Embedding abrasive rocks into the walls of my shower to help me dislodge debris from between my tendrils
about 8 hours ago
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Rubbing my scent glands on the corners of each wall in the house before I leave
about 8 hours ago
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Let’s all go rabid and start frothing at the mouth as a fun new years activity
about 8 hours ago
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Satchel Charge
about 19 hours ago
Are you sure about these tidings bro?
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Jess
about 16 hours ago
poetry is supposed to sound like whatever some guy on the street is yelling at a lightpole
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i’m nice on here
about 11 hours ago
Rose was being majestic
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Sam
about 8 hours ago
Cmon dude
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🔫 climp
1 day ago
We should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.
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Fossilized Tree Resin
about 10 hours ago
Wandering the woods at sunset this evening
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Trending in 2026- Out: Integrating AI and increasing productivity In: Ingesting hallucinogenic spores and accessing ancient knowledge
about 8 hours ago
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curious ordinary
about 8 hours ago
'View of Kiso Mountains and River in Snow' - Utagawa Hiroshige, 1857.
#JapaneseArt
#ukiyoe
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lauren
about 17 hours ago
imperious
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avery
about 17 hours ago
everything’s coming up [redacted]
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Carbonated Warbler
2 months ago
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Maddie
about 14 hours ago
only 5 more days until all acquaintances can be forgotten
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oak blanco
about 11 hours ago
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Just vomited up the last of my Christmas spirit
about 8 hours ago
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Moby Dick
about 22 hours ago
There is no life in thee, now, except that rocking life imparted by a gently rolling ship
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new year's girlfriend🪩
about 17 hours ago
more snow
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mr. cannoli
about 13 hours ago
can i wield you guys as a weapon or not really
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little lamb
about 16 hours ago
To me there’s no such thing as a casual reminder. Every reminder is a matter of life and death
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Villein 🔒
about 19 hours ago
shoveling a path to my neighbor's car and keying it
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laura
about 12 hours ago
writing runes of powerful cleansing on the dish sponge with the dish soap
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john granule
about 10 hours ago
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wargen
about 9 hours ago
watching tv with the kid
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Frog and Toad Bot
about 19 hours ago
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
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The French Republican Calendar
about 11 hours ago
Today is Octidi the 8th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate manure.
#JacobinDay
More information on manure
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roz
1 day ago
im in the meadow cropping native grasses like a machine. Must’ve put away 30% of my body weight today
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🔔Only four days left to order your keratin scale armour in time for the new year
about 19 hours ago
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Kevin Snyder
1 day ago
I should not be stored in direct sunlight
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Rocket jumping around the Christmas tree
2 days ago
local bloodmancer kids keep drawing globs of blood out of me to make fists that punch me in the face
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Becoming an end of year tradition for me to take a little hike and tumble most ungracefully along the way. Presumably natures way of teaching me to walk into the new year humbled
about 20 hours ago
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Grobian Syboe
about 20 hours ago
Save money on fuel by pushing your car up hills and rolling them down the other side
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Sending you guys an envelope for new years with a handful of my spores. Do with them what you will
about 20 hours ago
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mr. cannoli
1 day ago
got a job at the zoo as the raw meat
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New Year’s resolution: spend more time roaming the desolate moors
about 20 hours ago
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new year's girlfriend🪩
1 day ago
snow
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I purposely allow the Grey Mare to outwit me and gain entry into my home because I like her company. The rumours about me having no rhymes or insults at my disposal are untrue and frankly hurtful
about 20 hours ago
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