jackrabbits are white #winterishere

Recently discovered I have a natural affinity for lurking. The shadows are the best place to lurk, obviously, but you can also lurk in a field, or even on a rollercoaster. It's all about state of mind

Desperately wanting ramen but settling for oats because I have grown up a lot since last week

My vengeance plan mostly involves eye stuff. Side eye glances, hateful glares that kind of thing

If I were standing under the aurora right now I would refuse to look at it. The sky is just doing that for attention

Big 6’ long last supper I did like 5 years ago

sick of all these AI images of the sky being weird colors i just looked outside and all i saw was my father’s face whispering terrible things like every night

I don't want wretched offenders involved

i don’t need the northern lights. i can just stare at the sun any time. way better

Big deal you guys have an ethereal shimmering light show happening above you 😒 In australia we have large winged beasts that will straight up pluck you from the earth and soar across the skies with you in their grasp

riding my horse on the highway with a spotlight strapped to its head

when lil jon said yeah. i felt that

the killing of a sacred coworker

Guys I don’t care about the fuckass sky my concerns are terrestrial and immediate

Text me when you conquer the grave.

I feel god in this tidal pool

I Can’t Believe it Happened to Me: Nemesis Freaks my Life

Just found out there’s no functioning toilet at work today. Apparently there’s a sub section in our contracts stating that if the toilets are busted we are allowed ten minutes per day for ‘bush breaks’

I don’t need the search bar to find you guys I will find you in any lifetime

The older I get the more I feel like an interstellar cloud of gas will remain in hydrostatic equilibrium as long as the kinetic energy of the gas pressure is in balance with the potential energy of the internal gravitational force

POV: you're hunting me in the woods

Another creature seeks an audience

It’s important to look out for signs of my demise. If you guys see any please let me know

"I'm just spitballin" OK well it's really gross, please stop

My powerful claws will help me for the next few years

I just want the leaflets at my funeral to say "thank you for coming to my performance art show"

Don't panic if you find yourself watching a movie. it will be over soon

long neck #BirdOfTheDay theme: snowy egret #birds

a house that doesn't know death...

i keep telling people I think jimi hendrix is probably the second best guitarist of all time to get them to ask who the first is and then i get really coy and am like idk tee hee who do you think it could be and i look at my guitar a lot. I do this just to put stress on our relationships.

(2 billion years ago) genie: are you sure? prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls

babe let’s eat the deer meat that gives us strange dreams

(puppet coup) shoot anyone who doesn’t have a hand up their ass

my name is Gordon Opportunity

geese love to make a ruckus in the sky

we're having a comfy one

The Mayor has returned

Benny Tetris, the Wagon Oaf: Hey guestwipe. Fuck you on my wagon? The fuck kind you hassle my milieu? me: benjamin....you talk so oafly, dude! so "C you later!" 👎 Benny Tetris, the Wagon Oaf: C you never. My winter heart dont open.

migration

cheat code to unlock balletic resonance mode. let’s dance

When you click on a video that’s like, The Secret to the Perfect Ponytail, and it’s like, “Imagine in your hands a knife. Let your conscience guide its divine path. And excise that part of yourself that even wants a ponytail.”

received ox enchanted with vast instruction

The one fall hike I'm doing

Seeking an audience

15th century zoomers: my knee is so gouted dude

good morning it’s bedtime

Fuck my shit up, doc. Make me grotesque

ELON (typing): whats best movies i like GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness! 1. Ohm Krüger (1941) 2. The Rothschilds (1940) 3. The Love Guru (2008) 4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 5. Triumph of the Will (1935) 6. Baby Ge