Becoming less awake

No one better mess with my weekend plans of going to open houses and trapping real estate agents in salt circles

The traffic safety amulet stays on during sex

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Waiting up all night for the garbage truck to come past so I can finally get audio proof of my bin squealing “uppies!” before the mechanical arms deploy

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

I find that exposure to the elements increases the quality of my tea. After drying, I like to spread the leaves out somewhere in the suburbs, where the neighborhood coyotes are drawn to the pleasing aroma. However, this approach isn't without its flaws. I have been mauled viciously

Crawling outside, as one must

Employed a highly skilled artisan to create the perfect ovoid amulet and have trapped The Egg Lord’s restless spirit within. The frightful dreams have subsided but lately I have the strangest urge to encase myself inside a thin semipermeable membrane to rest

Severian

hip new party drug called "something human in me is dying forever"

Yeah well I’ve got green eyes too. just not like that. Mine glow with a terrible neon stillness, like an animal on the road at night, opaque, insistent, captivating

the small crack at the base of my skull has been producing a fluid that I've taken to calling "idea milk"

Eating gram after gram of dinner

Call me old fashioned but I like to wear a tunic made of animal fur and bash things with a club and say ooga booga

let's pretend we're spiders and hold our breath

I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone else - hello, how are you

I'm only culturally human, not a practicing one

Art by • Svetoslav Petrov

Bloodborne 11周年おめでとうございます

a good place to have a fight would be the cool weapons factory

We should all start painting with lead again

Talking to my neighbor. We had just greeted each other in a manner which frightens the weak when he handed me a basket full of Easter eggs. "I laid them myself. I have a cloaca now." He asked me if I wanted to see it. I said no. He showed me anyway. It was incredible but wrong. Like SeaWorld.

Making important connections in the neighbourhood

keep honking im unfurling my proboscis

As I wander group-to-group at this party, my mystical orb conveys insights that guide me in how best to navigate the social landscape. "This person is ignorant of portals", "This person has middling interest in portals", "This person cares not for portals"

if you wake up situated real ancient theres a dude who comes and brings you a huge ankh. this works every day

Just opened my bosses door to see her wriggling around atop a pile of previously shedded skin. None of my business

Whitehead's Broadbill endemic to Borneo 📷: Jainy Maria #birds

Hate it when you have to catch a bus through the ominous marshlands and sentient mists start encroaching on your space 😒

the moon is cool but going there is dumb as shit. like reaching out and touching a beautiful stranger's face with your grubby hands

My first Eastern screech owl

Ok well is that what I asked?

Haven’t slept a wink since the uprising. Every time I close my eyes The Egg Lords terrifying yet perfectly symmetrical visage appears threatening to scramble my brain and devour it with toast 😓

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

I keep a picture of the internet in my purse just in case

Anyone mind if I reemerge from the shadows and stumble around bewildered here for a bit

Thanks for having me, I built a small cairn of stones in your toilet

I’m exploring the spaces, the interstices, tremendous potential.

They made a new fighter jet that sucks the pilot off

love this guy

i just want you to know that i have changed a lot since i attacked you this morning

they did a study and found that forest fruit you can pick and munch cures all diseases and makes your brain happy and you live forever and your skin is good

once upon a vibe

"riddle me this" I refuse 🫸

waiter, a round of various shit for the table

Moving all the straw to the other side of my enclosure and curling up in my food bowl to sleep cause who even cares anymore