Pedro Friedeberg

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Accidentally typing "yourube.com" and crying because it's true, that's exactly what I am.

True gnostics know the quickest way to reach an understanding of deep cosmic truths is by experiencing the jolting rhythm of the humble bus

superman sees people as insects but he still has sex with them

I seen the devil on the bottom of a skateboard and his hounds were legion and his eyes were cold and cruel

saw this family of juvenile red squirrels exploring their tree

the feminine urge to entomb you in my nesting burrow as an offering to my children

My shimmering fish scale suit of armour looked impressive but when battle was joined the peasant levies pinned me down and scraped it right off

If you're happy and you know it, raise your hands! If you have NOT raised your hand, please follow your Section's assigned Holistic Wellness Officer to the assessment bay.

The New Doodoo Man

Here we go again

white child named obesiteigh

My fondest childhood memories are of our father coming home from work at the Plastic Bag Factory on Fridays, when he'd bring us that week's extra bags to play with. I loved to hop in the extra large bag and pretend i was Jonah in the belly of the great whale, or dashing pilot of a grand dirigible!

i will never take a plane if i could take a boat or a train. not for any environmental reasons i just think travel should be slow and laborious and soaked in an introspective melancholia that our current high speed world has robbed from us

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

does anyone know if we have wellness of body and mind tomorrow

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

If you listen real hard this tree stump whispers epic tales of death and rebirth

Its so crazy that if you cut off a dude's head you get all of his memories and powers.

babies in the garden!!

Frogs #art

I escaped the encroaching darkness by activating a glow worm. It helps to always keep a glow worm in your pocket

🖼️ Ferns: British and exotic.... London, Groombridge and Sons, 1856-60.. [Source]

Using the intense force of my jaws to brutally dash your body against the rocks was out of line I’m sorry man

Hey man I noticed those grey hairs had magically “disappeared” since the last time I saw you and only just now realised that you’d been replaced by a clone (embarrassing 🤦‍♀️) I have sent out a large search party to locate you and check on your wellbeing/retrieve your body for your loved ones

MODERN ⟡ MYTHOLOGY Inspired by my love for draconic-face downspouts, and the marrying of modern design with older mythology. This is the print for May 🐉 🐲 patreon.com/peripendrake

god i love when the audio in older movies sounds like it's coming from the bottom of a well

It's important to pause, from time to time, and take a moment of pleasure in how authentically human the built environment is. Its ingenuity, and the care embodied in it. Nature is just awful, awful dreck, stay away from it.

is that a threat

my friend said “you can’t keep adopting strange little routines just because a crow reacts positively to them” which honestly feels narrow minded

Everyone saw you fleeing for your life from that small mammal driving a crayon car

Grogu was last seen in the Southern Ocean being dragged up the slipway of a Japanese factory ship marked “research”

saw some stuff while driving around

Ice Cold Mirepoix LaCroix

sheepishly kicking rare earth minerals out the dirt, hands clasped behind my back, whistling a jaunty tune

So what shortys eyes on both sides of her head like a prey animal

Loading screen tip: If diplomacy fails, try coming to blows. Show your enemy who they're dealing with

Holding on for dear life on a bus can sometimes be the only thing keeping your musculoskeletal system together

we should cover the UK in a glass dome so that no more james bond movies can get out

giving my husband a violent video game for enrichment

We now, at all times, know where the bus is, where the parcel is, how it progresses towards you. The knowledge weighs upon us, and makes us ill at ease. The bus should arrive like the rain.

for sale: baby shrews. never wormed

Moss creature

everyone post your handwiritng i want to do analysis

I went here and everyone knew you 🙂