mouse have two different bloods. mouseblood and godblood #house

the only thing stranger than the billboards and ads and tshirts everywhere that say "Call Telephone Wolf!" under a picture of Telephone Wolf would be if i were the only one seeing them

Greeting..my name is Additional Technique. And this is my two dimensional android monkey Roger Clues. Welcome to the framescape. Your first mission is to survive

transaction ultimate

(out to lunch w/my boy Noxious Throe) Throe: They didnt play any defense. No D at all me: true..true. and: it is certain Throe: What is certain me: it is certain that he will return to me Throe: (peers around my body; beholds a dripping, grinning goat of liquid gold) goat: Aaa! me: blessed audience

small, round man covered in jewels and mirrors asking me to participate in something he calls "electric business"

Huge Omens Cured My Death

hanging out with this guy Masho. he keeps mashing my belongings

a scorpion could be my palace

prabble bungo. zellef nandi mo shooble

little kid at the beach running away from her mom, the mom yells "come this way!" and the kid yells back "my body is making me do this"

can people at the movie theater please stop interrupting my conversations with my friends. what happened to manners

i love the different effects things can have

630 7 o clock...8 o clock. its all too late. its getting late. we cant go on.. 9 o clock. 930. its over. nobody can make it

(on the floor; hot and sweaty) floor bitch is hot....floor bitch is sweaty

a man told me at length about his "neck". nonsense. the idea that a head could be borne high above the body by a delicate pillar is offensive and ridiculous

i have known several people over the years. Bilious Kent. Boris, the Struggle. and others who prefer to remain anonymous

[incredulously] how can i help you ?

its some years now since i moved from earth to Beautiful Earth. and indeed it's still beautiful here. everything is beautiful, especially me ------ i have become double beautiful

reporter: Mr Monkvalve. Hi. Gemini Funch from the top news. Theres a rumor that if elected president u would allow people to get crazy and get real stupid. How do u respond Monkvalve 2028: Yeah reporter: So u would just let people get real crazy? And not do anything Monkvalve 2028: Yeah thats fine

sword mission begin

i perform random acts of shaqness

orc glue

they kissed the dude of the western sands

tasks of the hip

i still don't understand what hair is. is it a nation? a city of people?

who him? that's just the Perfect Boy from Melping

i'll soon be a man of bronze

curse of fast elvis

Sun Brain Today Words remember every brantch of a tree remember 25 bugs and 25 animals remember to go up hill and mountain

big boy of beach

came upon a village in the desert of ten minuscule houses, and in each window an iguanaman in a suit and tie: standing two-legged, observing, but making no welcome for me, silently bidding i continue on my way and talk to no one of their milieu

telling people they look more like a Hieronymus when i learn their names

how can i log on to Mysterious Lakes?

one throusand years ago i entered the church of god and kicked my own ass

piles of [unintelligible] wights, hyenas...installed the softwares known as 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘣𝘦. a fruit tree was known to appear there. [unintelligible] was the watcher, the tender. climbing...zoroastrian ideas...[sound of shoes bottoms clapping]...assiduous sort of marchers, revelers...in the hamlet

observed a raccoon transform into being mentally people, whereupon he put on a set of spectacles, opened a laptop and began to Google things like "is wood made of wood" and 'premium tattoo"

welcome to the jason app by jason...swipe in a circle ⭕ to get started. press back🔙if your not ready for the jason experience

babadook rendezvous

(james brown voice) 🎶day of sex / mackin' / unh!🎶

witless moment ----- bought a calendar from a mighty ox and it's woeful expired. i cannot communicate the error, and i do not know his strange elden months

on my knees holding a neon key in a land of computers with honey and bloody feathers in my mouth and in my ears

bone gun of the south

gun beverley of kohl's

propitious news. just qualified for the great tempest❤️

—𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘈𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤-𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 ⓔ𝐥𝐨𝐡𝐢𝐦 —𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 —𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐬

infinite smiles forever

texting messaging the president of candles and apparently candles are big comeback

me: wyd Glurweak my boy Glurweak: Coldstronomy me: whats that my boy Glurweak: Lookin up at stars out in the cold me: its warm as hell my boy Glurweak: Still learning