charles brown vs douglas funnie who had the most hoes

i don't know if the group chat is ready for my reactions

grub chat

what if gumby ha d a big butt

Jeans for bird

geez im so sleepy @everyone 😴

lmaoooooo

god i wish i could be an isopod in the dirt under a damn mossy rock in the cool damp forest

i'm cooking chicken

i think it should be illegal to send and receive emails after 3pm

Just let me do it.

hmm stomach hurts so i better drink coffee about it

oh owie my tummy

cankle culture

Marina Halitosis

help how do i ask for help 😭

some of y'all

i could be your girl girl girl girl girl girl but would you love me if i was a worm worm worm

better to rain in hell than to serve cunt in heaven or whatever

feeling 100% ass today 🙂

just watched cocoon for the first time and now i feel like this guy. i give it four aliens in a swimming pool out of 10

I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during the last Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

*explodes*

i need you to think about everything that's happened

can't believe it's 2026 and cramps still aren't illegal :/

what would jesus smoke

you know what happens after dinner 😏 that's right it's cookie time

hi everyone

violently flailing with his flexible tail, and tossing the keen spade about him, wounding and murdering his own comrades

accidentally touched wet cat food who want me

You're Hello Kitty!!! 🫵

chat i need new wireless over the ear headphones any suggestions? nothing that's like $500 please lol

damn there's so much fucking crap out there

is this a scripted loss

can i be a womanchild

what's allspice

dog i need to touch paper asap

what if instead of the rainforest cafe it was the painforest cafe and you came to terms with your deepest regrets in the fog machine and plastic foilage

is that a googoo dolls song or a matchbox 20 song or a lifehouse song

timed my edible + shower perfectly and now i'm going to eat pizza

Hell yeah bud never admit a mistake

i think gumby probably lives in the backrooms

having a lot of caffeine 👍

slumpin that slump