every day i learn about a new sex thing

you fuckwits want to hug me then form a goddamn queueueue

i bought this yesterday what do you think

Hey Jude. You're unc and chopped

I've soiled me stodgy clanger or something

Why do we like anything at all

That is between me and my shadow.

let's see how i react when given complete power and control over earth and its inhabitants

galactic council

save big money at my nards

Do you guys think spiders have webinars

they're putting me in the machine tomorrow

it's tuesday night in america which means it's eat all the shit in the freezer for dinner

I'm saying the magic words

youtube thinks i need something called ambient dark fantasy 🙄

brain ensmoothification

Happy birthday to Irish artist Harry Clarke, born #onthisday in Dublin in 1889 (on #StPatricksDay no less). Here he is in a self-portrait as an absinthe drinking Mephistopheles from Goethe's Faust. More in our essay "Harry Clarke’s Looking Glass" publicdomainreview.org/essay/h... #OTD

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uh hey

oh boy i am very sleepy hahaha

it's my first day on earth!

it's snowing 🙃🔫

mondy

charizard is unc

getting after it caveman style

unc fights

who wants my pop tart crusts

if you're a ceo what product are you testing on camera

i just blew out a fat cloud god damm

et tu uterus

i hope i win a oscar tonight.......

period started on the ides of march what could this mean

don't forget to stab someone today!

I need to have 1,000 caffeine

thank you, boneman

you get down from there right now blue dog

i don't think i would ever be good at poker like how do i not make a face expression

The hole is greater than the sum of its parts

what's a little financial irresponsibility between friends

good morning, saturday cat butt morning

lil shitter alert

omg i pulled a muscle laughing fuckkkkkkkmk

stuffed and chuffed 😋

wind is shaking my house help 😵‍💫🫨

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don't worry everyone i will be the woke 2 ginger