don't talk to me until i've had my prescription drug commercials

|mrrrrrp| Charcoal, graphite and ink A4

yesterday somebody wacced out my mutual

he got that shit on!!!!

It’s short for nipple slipple and before you laugh it’s the only thing that ever made the commissioner of the nfl quake in fear

okay which one of you made me dizzy

is there a rapture but for hell instead?

Oh. Wish he hadn't.

me when i'm a hunk/beef and i'm thinking

mirepoix would be a beautiful name for a baby grill

Garden of International Delight™

how was everyone's first piss of autumn

is apple pie good for you

do you like my hat

told my mom i wanted skyrim for my birthday and she bought me some shit called skyrizi instead smh i put it in my xbox and now my interleukin-23 proteins have been "deleted" from my biological "hard drive" we cant locate my psoriatic arthritis dlc anymore

your honor i have a tummy ache

my favorite actor is Water Goggles

folks, it's thunderstorming :)

why is everyone talking about the rapture did i miss it

🪷🧘‍♀️🪷 sometimes a fart is a question mark 🪷🧘‍♀️🪷

i wish all mosquitos a very fuck off and die!!!

*moo shus your pork*

select/reset/start/ready

got some leaves from outside and put them between two sourdough slices with a lil bit of dukes mayo #luncj

“Why are men afraid of women?” “If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said. “Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.” “Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked “No,” she said.

things that make you go ough

hidden uncanny valley ranch

my favorite posts are from my elected officials!!!! thank u bluesky for adding saves so i can save every single one and jerk off to them later! 💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

putting on my headphones so i can hear my heart beating

bro you're lagging out the entire server with your generous dumper

When my cat lays on me and grips my legs with her claws 🥲👍

George Barbier (1882-1932), “Love, Desire, and Death.”

WOW u got a rare hamb

when unc makes u a pizza 😩💦

Mountain Dew Code Red bf, way too hot for him gf

mind if i eat a big bowl of slop 😅

EMAIL SENT

they're deveining me tomorrow! 🥳

I want cool and rainy

1 like = 1 like share if you agree

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score 24% lol i didn't realize it was so low

I'm on the Popular with Fiends feed

🔍 headache banishment spell

ok no offense also but life when u wake up in the middle of the night a bunch of times, have coffee for breakfast, and are on social media since you rolled over in bed and opened your phone pretty much

doing some goblin squats 🦵

it's so hard to be a cowboy

is blueberry pie good for you