there is a path on my ceiling for the intrepid

my body doesnt believe mondays arent gonna smell like monday anymore

goodnight moon ending explained reddit

dont you forget to make it good

if i didnt know how to laugh, i would simply select a different reality

a clean-shaved world

why isnt lettuce shits trending. i know its trending.

battlewet bandages

in the land of the blind, play ball

you made your life too usb

i wouldnt know if i have the salad diarrhea, i have been eating some very advanced cronenberg-style foods and so everything is all unspeakable down there

The Flavour Penetrates the Flesh the new memoir of Nadira Rodin

i think i contracted talking about the weather from the special relationship

i want to be mean about the movies i watched and didnt really care for

why did anybody ever bother with harmony? it's all already there as upper partials in the fundamental

do you think they considered hexachordal combinatoriality when writing and recording this song?

it was a dream i passed in the night

anybody know a weirdo i can poke

just think this, that over on ɥʇɹɐǝ they are all suffering under the yoke of constipation

afraid to pass notes, such as B♭, during our diarrhea times

do you ever feel like neighboring browser tabs affect each other in any way

sycamore gap (britain's twin towers)

i waited around in buffets for you

why were you listening to the 1812 overture on the family computer

someone should tell djs about albums. they come presequenced

2026 is legitimately the best time for me to exist, except for the fact that i like it when they dont forget to make things good

calling all cars to the top of the world lights vibrating like a fork struck red turn down service for a tongue on the spit blue britched bedtime flooded out by the harbor

last shopping weekend before christmas in july

while its true that frog and toad would definitely, like robinson crusoe to his desert island before them, have inexplicably taken double-entry bookkeeping into the swamp, i dont think they would have felt as facile with, say, derivatives 2 likes i poop when i should of pee 344 likes 89 reposts

wireless abacus @dansedelectre.bsky.social

Nadira Rodin Learns the Blues podcast where each episode someone teaches me about a different blue pigment

making regrettable unforgettable

its hot but i want to take a hot bath. its diarrhea but i want to eat a salad. its america but i want to afford school.

typing in witch case

its hard being a salad eater during diarrheagate

horse in the walls

if i get applecare, can i change into the applecare lady?

tell me, pardner, you ever pop yer popcorn in a pot full o' ghee?

i think the format of my foodsona would be 'rustic chunks'

im ugly and i poop #WePoopToo

girl are you 1080i

starship troopers and i got to see the mans butt

you could literally make your moving image look like anything. and you chose this

unexpected meetcute in bagging area

can all the weird race scientists please leave me alone so i can hate chris nolan in peace

bro come over we're getting lot

the honeyed century

whyyyyyyy do i have to buy a new computer right now

30% [of the clowns] answered that they would place more clowns in hospitals, in general.

filling my slumber vat with hasty pudding