It's almost time for time for go to bed, but that doesn't mean it's time for going to bed. Unless you want to, but then you'll miss time for go to bed because you went to bed when it was time for time for go to bed, you know?

How to radically disrupt the service economy: Step 1. Invent a tool for tracking auto part shipments...

Paramount announces they're bringing back Fu Manchu. And, yes, he will be played by a white guy

They wouldn't let me vote in a poll in the Youtube livestream chat last night because I don't have a Real ID

It was this guy, by the way:

Crossposting this because it's important, but since we can't do polls here, I'm just going to tell you the answer. If Lloyd Bridges hadn't turned down the lead role in the original Star Trek, who would have been lead in The Next Generation: Beau or Jeff? It's obviously Beau

Do you ever think about how the lead actress from Final Justice retired from acting immediately afterward and became a prominent politician in Malta?

I'm always surprised when someone has a very strong Canadian accent

It's apparently New Year's?

The stereotype that gay people can't drive comes from the fact that people convicted under Wisconsin's sodomy laws weren't allowed to drive, but enjoy your little jokes, I guess

You don't encounter them as much anymore, but the kind of guy who only listened to video game and anime OSTs and hated other music was so funny because that just means you're a closeted J-Pop fan

I'm sorry I don't have any long milk posts. I consider it a relative of "various bodily function" post, which I leave to the experts

No. The soup wasn't made from ghosts, and it wasn't made by ghosts, either. It was made for ghosts. This is important

Black walnut is amongst the most durable woods grown natively in the US. Just something you might want to think about from time to time

Disturbed by how quickly I knew that was going to be Handsome Squidward, by the way

That should have been "evoke". This is the fault of some kind of dark sorcery

Oh, I see the misunderstanding here. I didn't say I won a Golden Globe for Production. No, that would have been ridiculous. That's not even a category. I said I won a Golan-Globus Production. Alien from LA on VHS

What if that one tweet seething about Beau Brummell was seething about The Beau Brummells instead? It would have been pretty different, that's for sure

If I had a nickel for every movie from the mid-60s shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 where a brunette actress was supposed to have a bigger role but got demoted because the director was an asshole I'd have at least two nickels, which was a lot in the 60s

I don't trust band names anymore. They can't tell the future. They don't know what's going to happen

Merry Christmas to everyone in Europe now up and ready to eat all their presents!

People don't really have scuba parties anymore. Or maybe they do, I don't know, I don't live by the ocean. Or maybe they never did. I don't know that either. Little Richard had a song about it

Look, I'm going to level with you, I am probably not going to be visiting Malta any time soon, so you can stop asking

I just realized that the director I've seen the most movies from this year is Bert I. Gordon...

There are Wikipedia pages in three languages on the 1980 Italian musical movie White Pop Jesus: Italian, French, and, for some reason, Welsh

There's a real U-curve to how weird it sounds to refer to someone as "the late _______"

I sometimes give out too much information. Not in an oversharing sort of way but in the manner of a con artist who says too much to seem more credible. It's not because I'm a con artist, though

Kicking Butt in Ways That Matter grassyvalley.thecomi...

I woke up earlier with bruises on both of my feet from, apparently, somehow ramming my ankles into each other in my sleep. I also woke up in a panic about bleeding to death(?), before I even knew what happened. I assume this is a continuation of a dream I have no memory of.

@goblin.fans Scheduled reminder to text your mom about various shit

It's every woman's dream to be serenaded by a rendition of "Creepy Girl" from Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode 204 "Catalina Caper"

Dull surprise

I might start calling them the pictures though. Someone needs to

The terrible fallibility of memory... That old illustration I remember looking like the guy from Time Chasers doesn't really look much like him

Ok, so the timeline was a little off, but, you're not going to believe this, in a few months...

This is stuck in my head

The seaside resort town of Avalon, California on Catalina Island was named after singer/actor Frankie Avalon. You'd probably think it's because of all those beach party movies he did, but actually it's because every single person who lives there's favorite movie is The Million Eyes of Sumuru

I posted about this before, but I deleted it. People weren't ready for it. But I think you're all finally willing to consider the importance of the alliance between Santa Claus and Merlin

Just checked to see how many people on here have posted the word "chiropodist". You can, too, I just don't know why you'd want to

They should bring back calling pills goofballs

One of the reasons Earthbound acquired such a devoted fanbase is because kids who played it in the mid-90s were the perfect age to appreciate a "Casey at the Bat" reference

People joke about that post about the oldest vault because, obviously, no one opened the "Oldest Vault". They would need all Seven Keys, and the Keys of Sarâqujâl and Arâzjal have been lost for three millennia

I have 13,380 RAM chips right now

More movies should have animated credit sequences

Looking up whether there was a moral panic in the early 80s over Wham Rap!