I almost posted about ect—but oh no they're not going to get me that easily. They already tried to poison me. I'm not going to give them any excuses or justifications.

I've posted about demons, plural, six times as often as I've posted about a demon, singular. I think we put far too much emphasis on individualism.

I don't know how many episodes there are of that show about dyeing horses with food coloring, but you have to at least watch the first one.

I don't know how many screenshots I would say is too many screenshots to take of an old educational short entitled You Can Do Something About Acne.

The two main design aesthetics of the 2020s, Pinterest-Mormon and Microdosing Cocaine Decor.

I want you all to be honest with me. You would tell me if I seemed like I was from New Haven, wouldn't you?

If you have been worried for the better part of a fortnight, I want to reassure you that it was an accident. I am not from Boston.

I've written out a new post, but I can't post it right after the last one because it also mentions Mormons. And now I can't post it right after this one either. So you see my dilemma.

Latterboxd, the website for logging Mormon missionary visits.

You're hardly the first person with one head like that of a bull, another like that of a man, and third like that of a ram, with the tail of a serpent and the leg of a rooster, and from your mouth issue flames, so don't act so high and mighty. We've all seen it before.

I had to delete that last message. I should never have told you. They will redouble their efforts to poison me now and they may try to poison you, too.

There have been lots of sharks since the 1981 movie The Last Shark. Low budget Italian movies have no power to command nature.

My display name was too short, frankly.

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How does she imagine demons caused her to lose? I don't know, I did not pay attention to her theories about the workings of the minions of the Father of Lies, I'm just glad she's no longer in office.

I understand why they changed it. Tina Branford sounds like a state politician who claims literal demons caused her to lose reelection.

I'm being shadowbanned for heterodox opinions about Arnold Lobel characters.

I do actually think Toad from Frog and Toad would have quite the talent for finance, but in a way that is nothing super- or preter- natural, so that's a separate and unrelated matter.

Though controversial from the start, Lafargue (1883) finds its ideas' clearest modern articulation in Michael and Ridgeley (1982).

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I am less appreciative of people's silence on "Moon Men".

I do appreciate that none of you want to be tyrants or illusionists.

All life on earth was supposed to have mutated into strange new forms by now, but I don't think that's happened.

I think scientists owe it to the public to rectify their past mistakes and bring back "Moon Men".

One of the rogues who seek my destruction, perhaps the Bishop, perhaps another—oh yes my enemies are many and powerful—has taken away my internet to prevent me from posting that reply. But I have prevailed and bested them yet again, just as I shall always best them.

Human-like creatures with jack-o-lantern heads shouldn't perform surgery. It is an affront to God. That is why he died an ignominious death when the candle burnt out and he collapsed, his pumpkin head splattering against the operating room floor. You understand, right?

When I was a child, I was raised without words, a subject of the forbidden experiment, and spake only in the Adamic tongue. Just something I thought you should probably know about me.

Look, I know I said I would do that and I didn't, but, but—you have to understand—I had a bout of desert madness... Y-Yeah, I know—I know!—it went away, but then—wouldn't you know it?—I got ocean madness. Right now? I—sorry, but, hate to say it, right now, this time, phew, space madness...

It bedevils me that I don't think I can pull off calling movies "the pictures" but I might seem like the kind of person who calls them "motion pictures". How cruel. How cruel of God.

People don't realize the importance of sea-green. I can't fault them for that, but neither can I explain it to them. It's far too embarrassing.

Cruel of them that they would have forced people to forsake the one for the other:

Only the one, and it was just cleaning up URLs. I haven't missed anything. I'm so relieved.

Hold on I'm checking to see if there have been any updates to the Wikipedia List of First Female Pharmacists by Country.

Look, this isn't important now, in fact it never was important, but I do feel like I was remiss not to mention that it also had that one guy (not the main one, or the other one, or the villain) from Space Mutiny.

It has been discussed and it has been concluded. They will not grant your request to be nicknamed "The Conqueror Worm".

In the hour of the serpent of the day of the bat, when the Greater Conjunction takes place amongst the Spheres, shall the Grand Working be inaugurated, and woe be unto [the text here becomes illegible]

I turned into a bat.

I believe I have just watched a short film that does not actually exist.

I'm sorry, but the dice have ruled. I'm afraid you don't get "Out of Touch" by Hall & Oates in the Chrono Trigger sound font.

Everyone needs to turn into a bat tomorrow. That's the key to all this.

I think we are all neglecting the importance of "Serpents."

No, that does seem right after all.

New ideas require new methods. Change is afoot.