They weren't bunnymen. You know that, don't you?

People don't realize this, but if someone has the same name as you, nothing you can do to them can be, legally speaking, a crime

You don't meet many people named Vannevar anymore. I mean, I don't either, but I don't actually meet many people named anything

Sometimes, you can go whole days without anyone commenting on the face bleeding. Other times, they point it out right away. You have to decide for yourself which of these best fits your lifestyle

You all knew what I was talking about, didn't you? The miniature zebras that turn into dogs when you look at them closely?

We will provide total support to the beauty of everyone who is busy, greedy, and lazy.

The fact that this post never went viral speaks volumes about the culture and viability of Bluesky

Camera hounds are still waiting on those lumps a little larger than a walnut to wear on their foreheads and take pictures 3 millimeters square

Have you ever thought about how much different things would be if things which weren't about tomatoes were and things which were weren't? I doubt it

I don't know why they still even make Star Wars movies. What's the point? Scientists are too lazy to make the Sarlacc real

Those who have died and come back describe the experience in varied ways, but there is one thing all accounts have in common:

In truth, I don't think people appreciate the great variety of claymation creatures that used to roam this land. They know about them being in movies (they used to able to make a good living at it) but that's all anyone remembers. Most have gone extinct

Most people don't realize how often claymation dinosaur attacks used to happen

Gold is the only substance which can be dented by human teeth

Yet again, my brilliant ideas have escaped from me in the bath

I thought I saw a mosquito in my bathroom, but it was only a wisp of black fuzz. In its cruelty, life can still sometimes be sweet

The Shroud album Dark Moon Night and StarCraft were both released in 1998. StarCraft was released first: but, was the album recorded before the game's release? This is what we need to know before we can answer whether the guitarist mained Terran

"Snap", "Crackle", and "Pop" are aliases. But it's nothing sordid. They're just having a little fun

I think I posted that one before, but I'm not looking through all my posts to find it

Nice classic memeable post you got there. Would be a shame if 5000 college professors on Bluesky were to swap out the nouns with concepts from their areas of specialization and post it

Reminiscence of the refreshing flavor of soy sauce

It's World Goth Day and you know what that means. Of course, it depends on whether it's a pronoun, determiner, adverb, or conjunction

"Use no hooks"

I heard a song the other day that I knew I had heard before and I knew the singer's voice, but at the time his name escaped me. The next day, I realized it was Marc Almond (I have forgotten which song). It is very important to me that you forgive me for this

The Ivy League just announced that if you went to any of them and majored in business, it "doesn't count"

I am assuming from the fact that I didn't see anyone posting about Daisho-in temple burning down that everyone on here is in favor of it, which is disgusting

I very rarely ever think about potato salad and I am worried that I think about it either more or less than most people do

I don't want to start an argument about the morality of food, but it would definitely be wrong to eat Gamera

Something I realized recently is that there really are people who look like the Tumblr art style. If you've been on here the past couple of days you might have seen that to, but it may not have been the part you focused on

goblins AND ghouls? in THIS economy?!

I never really did follow through with this wholeheartedly. Truly we can know our flaws and failures, but mere knowing changes nothing

Tastefully editing goblins into Daniel Woodrell novels

The Golden Age of Television Did Not Take Place

Comedy used to be able to get a surprising amount out of a James Lipton impression, but that fell out of pop cultural consciousness after he died, since that made it too easy

Replicating Garry's condo from It's Garry Shandling's Show. This is completely different from replicating the actual Garry Shandling's late 80s condo, which was replicated as Garry's condo in It's Garry Shandling's Show

My proposal for a new James Bond movie: Bring back the oldest actor who played him. Bond is in hospice care. Hospice workers he keeps calling M, Q, and Moneypenny play along, going to increasingly elaborate lengths to make him think Britain is still a world power. A sort of "Goodbye, Bond!"

Experts are now advising that the safest way to dispose of old batteries is to throw them at Teslas

Some of my favorite TV shows of all time include Seinfeld and Weird Seinfeld

Next time you go see a play, one advanced concept to keep in mind is that the people on stage are actors who are only pretending to be the characters

It has now been 36 hours since I posted. This is because for the past 36 hours I have not clicked on New Post then typed something and hit send

Peter Graves's last credit was Darkstar: The Interactive Movie, an FMV game made in Nixa, Missouri. I hope they didn't make him fly to Nixa, Missouri to record his lines. I've been there and consider it beneath me and I wasn't even in Night of the Hunter

Did anyone ever do a post that was like a text from Cicero about how the Republic is in peril and asking for a donation in the manner of a Democratic fundraising text? Seems like something someone on Bluesky would have done

"Didn't that used to be a window?" I think, looking at the mirror running across the top of the wall. But the faces in the mirror aren't mine. They ask whether I've seen any other faces there. Nope. The wall opens up and we're in an elevator. They're just normal people here, in the elevator. Mostly.

Slightly disconcerted at how quickly I managed to recognize Cool As Ice

They used to think the future was going to look like the inside of a Taco Bell, but that was before they gave up