In the 2023 revival series, it was revealed that Dr. Teeth was, in fact, a dentist, thereby upsetting the longstanding fan theory that he did his thesis on the symbolism of insects in the still-lifes of Jan van Huijsum at Northwestern

I have a new pfp, or avatar, as they're called in the exciting new lingo of the information superhighway

I think it was wrong for them to make those lizards fight

When did we go from a society defined by the logarithm to one defined by the algorithm? [Being informed that we were never a society "defined by the logarithm" and it is unclear what that would even mean]

I am disgusted by the generic recommendations Youtube gives me. They actually offend me

There was a video clip I wanted to post without any context, but unfortunately it turns out the clip itself provides context

if you've been wondering why there isn't more guitar on the preview tracks of alien surf-rock for our next album, wonder no more, @scuitar.bsky.social laying them down

I almost made a post about rice this morning, but now I'm piecing together this would have been an inopportune time

I know even he questioned the accuracy and utility of his philosophical and sociological work after 9/11, but you have to admit that techno song was a banger

I know his fashion career arguably peaked in the 80s and 90s, but it's still surprising he went into the sparkling water business

The next two posts are really the same joke in different guise. Do not be alarmed

It's always fun for me when I watch something from the 80s or 90s and recognize an actor from their one-time guest spot on Seinfeld. Oh, the pilot was that woman who pretended she was going to have sex with George and robbed him. Oh, the female lead was Kramer's girlfriend in LA who got murdered

People only think anyone's flown a kite because of TV and the movies

You really are at the mercy of the attentions of the larger culture when you're trying to find a specific clip from a movie or TV show. —Is this about that time 2 years ago when you couldn't find a clip on Youtube of Avery Brooks just saying "Spenser"? It also has a wider applicability

They were right to arrange "Dark Beasts as Black as the Night" as a metal song, just based on the name alone

I'm not going to take this up with them, I'm just lurking, but I want to express my official disappointment that no one in the RiffTrax Twitch channel chat apparently ever watched Xena

Just suddenly developed the photic sneeze reflex, which, to reiterate, I do not want

I didn't say I wished I experienced the photic sneeze reflex. I don't. I was saying that I would understand someone who did

It's one of those things that doesn't really mean anything in and of itself. Like how "Vamo' alla flamenco" from FFIX and "Oops... I Did It Again" have the same basic musical structure

Japan, the country, loves a shredding metal guitar solo. Japan, the band, much less so

The first of the Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes movies, 1939's The Hound of the Baskervilles, also features John Carradine. The two are of course better known for their later collaboration, 1967's Hillbillies in a Haunted House

You don't hear much about skeleton keys anymore. This is just another one of life's little humiliations

We would like to apologize for the poor editing in the recent video clip. At the beginning of the clip, you can hear the very end of the word "course". Those responsible for editing will be tied to four horses who will be set to run in the four cardinal directions, tearing their body asunder

Year of the Horse

Haunted dolls don't have lifeless eyes, and that's one of the things that makes them so much creepier than regular dolls. So, the point is, I guess, that it's all about context

I don't care for my posts about the Sleepytime® Bear. They are unseemly and I should never have made them

One of the reasons the world is like it is today is many people who were supposed to be killed in steamboat boiler explosions have escaped this fate on account of the relative dearth of steamboats, and this has created a psychic anomaly

Yeah, that's what I had assumed. Good to have it confirmed

Just found out the giant from Prince of Space posts here

I am beginning to suspect that my hands are not real but were instead printed by a dot matrix printer

I had something to post but it has slipped my mind. It wasn't about how Peter Graves actually did go to the University of Minnesota, I know that much, but I can't tell you anything more

I've never been given any money by them, so they've really all been more of a BI pilot program

I never saw Game of Thrones, or read A Song of Ice and Fire, and I've held my peace on this, but since there's a spin-off people are talking about, I can stay silent no longer: Ser is extremely stupid and you should all demand better. If it was Knight of the Seven Kengdoms, you'd say absolutely not

Britain really does have perverse love of post-nominals

It was supposed to be a secret meeting, high-stakes international diplomacy. The Cardinal was there waiting for the President of France. But we were all watching it, somehow, from a hotel ballroom. The things is, there were no bathrooms, just toilets and sinks out in the open, so it was very awkward

He was trying to tell everyone something important, but everyone just kept going on about how it meant they needed protective helmets. Some of them were already wearing them, sometimes cleverly hidden beneath ordinary hats

normal

Traditionally seasoned, with fennel, rosemary, and toothpaste

The She-Creature and The Bride and the Beast are both 50s horror B movies about past-life regression starring Lance Fuller. This is not in any way an interesting fact, but it is, nevertheless, a fact

I must beg of you all not to be jealous, but

Choose your favorite two panel meme where one panel shows something is bad and the other something similar is good, the relevant point is cruise ship and ocean liner

Just clicked over to someone I don't follow's profile, got distracted for a moment, forgot I wasn't on my own timeline, and started liking things by people I do follow that they reposted. Just a little mystery for them if they have notifications for likes on reposts on

They never did make that gritty realist adaptation of Peer Gynt that I just made up

The hot new trend seizing your aunts and uncles on Facebook and your nieces and nephews on TikTok is falling for the Cottingley Fairies hoax

Hypnopompous hallucinations, the sleep hallucinations that think they're so important

Just remembered an old post that I never made. It went: just remembered an old post that I never made

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