leave hot dog skins on my grave

“there is pleasure in the puzzle” -me, 2025. Copyrighted. Trademarked. Claimed as my own.

hardwiring my Linux Diaper to turn on netflix on every device in the house when i wizz

experiencing death by a thousand paper cuts inside of the chuck e cheese ticket blaster booth

burying my burger king chicken fries at the pet cemetery

wiping my ass with a Boy’s Life magazine

doctor evil putting his pinky up to his mouth: one William dollars

ants have houses underground. ant hills are just their churches and we have to understand that scientists are wrong sometimes

what is going on

a cat eating a mouse burrito? Okay now I’ve seen everything

I Love Lunchy was the first tv sitcom to feature a woman eating

the spider of lancaster

soiling my kimono at the church bbq

Im on the CPAP diet. i CPAP i eat it

i am looking to adopt a dog with the It Factor

your ability to finger people depends on your midichlorian count

I freaked out when I saw hundreds of dead flies in the box but I relaxed when I remembered i was opening a box of raisins

flirting with my future killer on the dark web

When Hairy Met Smelly

sonic about to drown the hot dog from sausage party

the last time she ever ate italian

the charmer

biblically accurate jesus

fuck u technology

DOING FREE BAD DRAWINGS (comment any requests or like if you want a surprise drawing)

Dear Lord please choose my newborn son to be the vessel for Dick Cheney’s reincarnated soul

joker 2 flopped because real fans wanted him to develop male pattern baldness and binge eat gas station pizza

I would never cheat on my partner with a vehicle or weapon

always thought this looked like a dude with a big chipmunk cheek full of nuts

yo mama smell like cell phone rice

24 hours and not a single person corrected this. It’s not true. It’s misinformation. It’s your burden to stop the spread of falsehoods and you’ve failed

and there she stood, the most beautiful girl at my school: Nancie Pregmore

my neighbor, Glenn Ratburger, has been banned from future cul de sac cookouts for his revolting signature dish

playing icky cookie with a scooby snack

there is a sbarros inside of the Sphinx