The Day The Zombies Stood Still

You have to come back to the 80s

there's a special place in Help for you

Johnny Kirk will always be remembered as the guy who wanted everyone to shoot each other a lot

Sad about Johnny Kirk or whatever the fuck. Rip to a real one and all that. But yeah and so anyways as I was saying, I never actually had parents because I was created in a laboratory using dark magic and science,

What's everyone's special chili ingredient ? Mine is food 😋

All jets are gonna fall today

I learned about this from having a dream that there was a new tiktok challenge of cracking an egg into a glass of beer and chugging it

Places give me the creeps

I didn't even know this word until I saw this post. And I don't know what it means. But as far as I am concerned you invented it. Does anyone know what it means?

i'm that make and model of car he told you not to worry about

Good news for people who love good news for people who love bad news by rock band modest mouse

Sorry I can't make it tonight my body is shutting down

I should be more famous but yeah it's all good. Nah for real I don't give a fuhh !

We're making light of some truly harrowing shit later if you want to stop by

We need to come up with some jokes about 9/11! That shit will be funny because a lot of people died that day and it forever changed America and the world at large

It's a major red flag if your girl doesn't have labobo

Omg girly with the labobo 🤩

Me when I witness a insect: um ew but go off I guess

I wish insects a very squish underneath of my toes

My claim to fame is that I invented the word "doomscrolling" well not actually, but I did think of it a long as time ago and almost said it out loud but then somebody else invented it for real. But yeah I would have invented it

In 15 years I'll be 500 years old

You guys think we'll still be friends in 15 years

I'm going to pivot to serious horror movie director in 15 years

One of my friends calls himself Terrific Mike even though his name is Gonk and he sucks ass

Comedians who make funny faces >>>>>>>>>

Names tastebudd

They say every seven years something shifts in the earth and in the heavens and causes everybody's taste buds to change

They're having a used toothpicks sale down at the farmer market

Anything on the tube?

I wish are society and world were better but hey not much you can do just got to keep on trucking as they say or just keep on doing whatever. Eh what's on the tube anyway

I have Loser Eric's Disease

Happy Hell-o-ween wait not yet

Key key do you love me or not! And then jumps out of my moving car and tries to bust a epic move

ai could never do what you do cranny boy. you're an artist

Oh my gosh I just got the rarest labobo everybody will respect me now in my karate class and not call me weakling and scrawny little idiot boy

gunge vlark

Movies: exist Everyone: let's watch them

They're coming out with Labobo

Spotted this on my walk today needless to say I was blown away ,

I love billionaires

Be weird. Be sick. Dance like a mother fucker and don't let anybody tell you differently. We were put on this earth and forgotten. We can do whatever.

Show me your wings playboy

All I have is my love of love....

I keep wanting to draw pictures of my dad whom I haven't seen or talked to in a while

Oh snap oh snap pop a wheelie in my car pop a wheelie in my car! One wheel now let's go!

Ooh ooh every body wants to see me pop a wheelie in my car! Hold on folks I'm in the drive thru getting myself a damn bite to eat real quick

I'm in my car doing pop a wheelies

Jesus would have an assault rifle

Sad fucking world we live in