I'm in complete and utter shock after being zapped

Original Poster is kind of a dweeb

I want a golden hat haha I would rock that shit

I just got an invite to Google City

In case if anyone missed it: I included a short story in this month's newsletter called Ahh Brainss feel free to check it out

I have a cool body of work

Podcasters: do your thang

We need a new podcast to save us

Where are my packages

Feel free to interact with #TwoFromTheHomePage

That feel when we're just a million little god's causing rainstorms turning every good thing to rust....

You can't say certain words in front of the algorithm 🤐

I'm crawling into a hole of the earth soon!

The 1960s called and it sounded like they were on freaking drugs

I hope all of my work isn't for naught

I'm going to be so totally honest I think that bugs should have little tiny jetpacks

10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man

I'm going to be honest I don't know what it means when people say they're DJing.

Oh wow thanks for letting me know about YouTube premium yeah I'll definitely get right on that 😑

This is my new friend Summerwent

May i welcome myself into your loving arms this holiday season?

Stop collaborating and listen

My little self will have to be enough for this world it just has to be

I'm getting shrunk to half my size by rays

I love the world and the beautiful people of it

Just made this quickly to finish up the harvest shit

Just made this quickly to finish up the harvest shit

Flick beans

i have the cransicle @crannyboy.bsky.social

My cola hit me different

Fuck you if you think crimes are sick nasty

Good job you guys voted for once in your damn lives

Next Harvest i want to go on tour you all better make it happen

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My net worth just went up

My friends are getting locked in a giant dome

I accidentally just helped control the pet population by having my pet spayed or neutered

I summarize the harvest and there's also a brand new short story at the end that I happened to have had written

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Look what I just found and it's a pile of treasure as far as the eyes can see

Hugo is going to the antique store with his new friend Jeremiah

Let's all vote for who we think will have our best interest at heart who's with me!

The shrines worked

Just heard some rapper guy singing I'm a goated baller yeah I'm a goated baller

Next year I'm going as goated baller for Halloween with swag and dopeness yeah and who's lit and gas...

I know that place

So turns out Hugo made a new friend yesterday and that's why he wanted to open our friendship....

Hugo just texted me that he's already made 20 new friends

I'm going to the bar to pick up some new friends

Me and Hugo are opening up our friendship so we can start having other friends