Let Me Win Your Money

Me listening to Silver Jews: does this guy ever shut the hell up jk

I'm sad because I had a pretty good night

You are all my children

Snap out of it cran! You've got a lot of love to give to the people. The people cran!

Crannui boy

Just keep on trucking

Warning: blood

Don't want children. Don't care to get married. Dunno if I have ability to love. Creating things is okay. Performing is okay. Genuine human connection pretty good but rare and fleeting. Reading book okay. Video game okay. Movie alone pretty good. Movie with someone better. Sex is nice. Food good.

You have a good night. Okay fine you still just continue living your life

I'm not sure what the point of life is

It's easy to fly into outer space a caveman could do this shit you just need to press the big red button right here an-

I'm im a spaceship

My posts should have advertisements attached to them and you have to skip them after 30 seconds to see what I said

They're doing a remake of my childhood home video tapes

I'm in a cat 5 hurricane right now can I call you back brotha

I saw Jeffrey Epstein was trending and had a mini heart attack

At the risk of sounding pathetically lonesome and self deprecating I'm a lonely piece of shit!

My one regret in life is that I never knew how to love. That shit was hard

Is human meat good for you

Me when I meet a cute girl at the bar: well this has been nice please don't give me your number

My fatal flaw is that I love dying and being dead

Hey bro whats up by the way waiting on your reply is the only thing keeping me going

What's the word for a dream that is almost nightmarish

My dreams have become nightmarish as of late

Does your establishment have a glorious hole?

I'm gonna be! I'm gonna be!

Zooms the fuck out of here

I just guzzled a metric fuckton of coffee who wants to touch me! Yeahhh good luck trying to catch me

I keep smiling at the dead

I wish it was my birthday

Fondle my life

That one amazeballs friend

Did not need to see a ghost just now

We need to go back to the dawn of time and see if we can have a do over

Images you can feel

I hope something helps

One of the worst things to see with your own eyes is someone using a vape

Nerd shit!

I have files on my computer named "story" yeahhhh I'm gonna know what the fuck that means

Cranny Digital Shorts

Downtown abbey but yeah

I get off on breaking the immersion

Hoggo

Hope everybody is having a wonderful one (not a photo of me)