>is rice or flour lord in this town? rice is lord in this town

just saw a customer in a @roryblank.bsky.social shirt, and we bonded over our shirt collections Then i guessed his arm tattoo's reference and failed, because i can genuinely never win ever

my name is anderdingus

calling the customer a disgustomer to see if they notice

Guy that is still subscribed to Loot Crate.

One bedible after another

Wotc is literally a piece of shit artist generator. Its actually incredible how much they not only shoot themselves in the foot, but blow off their whole damn leg. This is a logan paul apology and nothing more will ever come of it, because they are a terrible company

i'm really careful about the kinda of things i expose myself to because i am a lunatic

Fuck i might cop this Pagan AI Ally musical guerrilla shirt, this blurry man looks great in it

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Off topic but its so strange to have a poster of your husband. It doesn't matter if he's living or dead; a framed picture is just too considerate for the Republican brain. Its not advertising (dead husband) merch enough

Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game with simple rules. This week, the Tippmann .380 Pirate Pistol, a pump action, slam fire, tube fed .380 pistol with zero tactical application. Built based on plans by the builder's dead father, it carries seven rounds and is for sale today.

My advice to people in Maine is to not even look at who you’re voting for. Take the pen and close your eyes and let the spirits guide your hand

Finally some good news

One of the best racing games of all time. By the time you get to the last 2 or 3 tracks you feel like such a badass

Shes turning into a Bart or Homer

When Superman traps me forever in the phantom zone

Me with piss

this is the only moment in the history of universe we will all be together

Need a game where i can build a tavern and other similar buildings rn and I just cant with Valheim

Liberals take one sociology class and think they're Kant, brother, you arent even Plato

Im scared i wouldnt have enough picks for the criterion closet and they'd kill me

Im sad i aged out of the U.S. military industrial complex before i got to play Spec Ops the Line and have it change my life

I kind of wish the world was annihilated before Marvels Avengers came out. Before everything i loved growing up was out into an endless cycle of rebirth, losing more of its soul everytime it makes an appearance. I remember when spiderman was cool and you didnt have to stick 1000 guys in his movie

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I know someone who just bought 500 dollars of "Elon Musk Breathing Pills" He has been smoking for 50 years Its just one scam after another

People love the process of self discovery until they discover themselves

This is a pete Campbell fan account

Hot take I hate when a live track is 3 minutes longer than the original recording because the band is fucking around. I dont want to hear the guitar make a bunch of technically cool but random noise, if you're gonna do improv than fit it in the allotted time for the solo i wanna hear singing

Can we bring back mad men posting. I love the sopranos as much as the next guy, but its time for the zoomers to meet Roger Sterling

standup: what do you do vine: i’m a vine standup: nice. is this your trellis? vine: he’s a pergola actually standup: how silly of me. what’s that? pergola: i’m a freestanding structure. basically an outdoor room standup: ok so in other words you’re a trellis (crowd chuckles) pergola: sure.

Client: "They make you work during maternity leave" Lawyer: "I think you have a good claim" C: "The handbook says do everything to empower boys" L: "I--" C: "It expressly says to let them draw dicks on things" L: ... C: "It literally says 'No does not mean no'"

i stole swords from my fencing club and i’m gonna sell the stolen goods with my fencing club

Why is my phone angrily updating every 3 goddamn days

Alex Jones reporting directly to Chief of Pedophile Operations

This is probably his coolest outfit in the whole show. He looks like a damn hotline miami villian while getting completely cucked by his second wife

I did not forget and you should also buy the beetle moses book if you can

The proper way to listen to Prince Daddy is as loud as possible youtu.be/-_48Vg0zh2k?...

He just took 5 fucking edibles. A real eater

Guys whats the way to watch the simpsons without giving disney money and preferably without hard piracy Like is there an archive org link or smth

Drunk and mobo

Its haalloweeen in hell but it sure looks like dads garage

we're gonna win

The type of room Dr Robby has a complete breakdown in

Ive written more shitty pop punk songs than you've written words

ill forget if i ever loved anyone else