interesting, so you’re saying you don’t think bart simpson’s chubbiness is an important aspect of his characterization? that being husky might have a meaningful effect on a young boy’s temperament? you don't believe they drew him with a little lord's paunch deliberately? an echo of his enemy father?

Q: Does the captain tolerate malarkey in his ranks? A: No, the captain does not tolerate malarkey.

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

Mitski

So sorry im late, but i think its your baby

RT

People say that about pizza all the time. I have not put up with being bullied and demeaned over papa johns my entire life for this asshole to call me a liar

Im a outside dog

When i was a working trades person, i had to deal with a lot of dehumanizing talk and behaviour from people with liberal arts degrees, so logging in to see this website treat guys on a simple contacting gig like they're zoo animals on a live feed is oddly triggering.

A massively influential career like Lynch's usually can't be defined by just one quote, but i dont think any other line in film or television history has had as much of a serious impact. Twin Peaks is intimate. It really tries to approach our soul, and to a whole lot of us it did exactly that.

I find it moving that Lynch's legacy in the queer community is now forever tied to the phrase "fix your hearts or die". It has become a rallying cry. It is bigger than him. It is bigger than Twin Peaks. It is beautiful.

oh dear, it's ThankYouCaprisunVEVONighttimeBigPupilGrassy.PNG rare misprint with phantom floating text, wow

“Yeah we’re giving you guys all pardons to let bygones be bygones, just show up at the ballroom on Jan 20 2029 at 12:02 PM to pick it up”

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Text you receive from your dad on a holiday weekend

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An automated A.I. WWE news channel tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane! 🤣

Let’s do going

Wow that Teens of Denial rerelease is rough

I seen the devil on the bottom of a skateboard and his hounds were legion and his eyes were cold and cruel

Accidentally typing "yourube.com" and crying because it's true, that's exactly what I am.

I dont like AI either but I support anything that changes any artist’s original authorial intent

The people who are tired of Michael Jackson jokes never seem to tire of Michael Jackson propaganda

Welcome back, Ashley's Spinning Planets

Ive been thinking about this book and its fantastic cover since 9th grade. Maybe its tattoo time again

(Trying to get my picky eater kid to eat) now explain why these vegetables are yucky without resorting to moralism or idealism

His ass is NOT playing video games

Inb4 the 2027 "Rockstar has laid off 1/3rd of their development team, due to 'restructuring'"

>is rice or flour lord in this town? rice is lord in this town

just saw a customer in a @roryblank.bsky.social shirt, and we bonded over our shirt collections Then i guessed his arm tattoo's reference and failed, because i can genuinely never win ever

my name is anderdingus

calling the customer a disgustomer to see if they notice

Guy that is still subscribed to Loot Crate.

One bedible after another

Wotc is literally a piece of shit artist generator. Its actually incredible how much they not only shoot themselves in the foot, but blow off their whole damn leg. This is a logan paul apology and nothing more will ever come of it, because they are a terrible company

i'm really careful about the kinda of things i expose myself to because i am a lunatic

Fuck i might cop this Pagan AI Ally musical guerrilla shirt, this blurry man looks great in it

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Off topic but its so strange to have a poster of your husband. It doesn't matter if he's living or dead; a framed picture is just too considerate for the Republican brain. Its not advertising (dead husband) merch enough

Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game with simple rules. This week, the Tippmann .380 Pirate Pistol, a pump action, slam fire, tube fed .380 pistol with zero tactical application. Built based on plans by the builder's dead father, it carries seven rounds and is for sale today.

My advice to people in Maine is to not even look at who you’re voting for. Take the pen and close your eyes and let the spirits guide your hand

Finally some good news

One of the best racing games of all time. By the time you get to the last 2 or 3 tracks you feel like such a badass

Shes turning into a Bart or Homer

When Superman traps me forever in the phantom zone

Me with piss

this is the only moment in the history of universe we will all be together