Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game with simple rules: guns fuck, or they suck. This week, it's the Modele 1915 Chauchat light machine gun. Chambered in 8mm Lebel and used by both American and French forces in WW1, it shot 240 rounds a minute out of 20 round open magazines.

Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game with simple rules: guns fuck, or they suck. This week, it's the Modele 1915 Chauchat light machine gun. Chambered in 8mm Lebel and used by both American and French forces in WW1, it shot 240 rounds a minute out of 20 round open magazines.

Jonathan Ross killed Renee Good. The ICE coward who shot Renee Good was named Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross is a murderer. Jonathan Ross killed an innocent civilian in order to punish Americans for being in the country and not being near his skin tone. Jonathan Ross is a racist fascist murderer.

Quick no thinking just reflex: What song is on when you pick up the headphones to listen for a second?

I keep this one saved

You do not hate the federal government enough because they sure as fuck hate you and anyone who resists fascism. Stay fucking dangerous. Keep each other safe. This gets worse from here.

Jonathan Ross killed Renee Good. The ICE coward who shot Renee Good was named Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross is a murderer. Jonathan Ross killed an innocent civilian in order to punish Americans for being in the country and not being near his skin tone. Jonathan Ross is a racist fascist murderer.

You do not hate the federal government enough because they sure as fuck hate you and anyone who resists fascism. Stay fucking dangerous. Keep each other safe. This gets worse from here.

I have been paid for my work, which was made in Adobe programs, by Bose, HBO, Food Network, Planned Parenthood, Sony, and many others. Every video from this channel over the past five-plus years used multiple Adobe programs extensively. And after I’m done with this next video I’m quitting forever.

2) Adobe built and developed tools that brought the ability to make high level art to more computers than one that didn't cost sports car prices. That can go away just as easily. Soon poverty will mean you don't get to try making art. That is a net negative to all of humanity and must be fought.

Two points about Adobe: 1) My generation is likely the last that will remember owning the software tools they used if we don't change it. For a digital artist it means you don't own the paint or the brushes and can mean one day soon the ability to make art will be something you need permission for.

I came out as a binary trans woman, and I am immediately forced by Adobe to switch to a Linux distro in order to continue working. Adobe REALLY leans into the Blahaj coder memes I guess ...

The elites don't want you to know this but you can just end the war in Iran and take it home it's free I have 458 Iyatollah's at home.

The elites don't want you to know this but you can just end the war in Iran and take it home it's free I have 458 Iyatollah's at home.

I came out as a binary trans woman, and I am immediately forced by Adobe to switch to a Linux distro in order to continue working. Adobe REALLY leans into the Blahaj coder memes I guess ...

Two points about Adobe: 1) My generation is likely the last that will remember owning the software tools they used if we don't change it. For a digital artist it means you don't own the paint or the brushes and can mean one day soon the ability to make art will be something you need permission for.

I have been paid for my work, which was made in Adobe programs, by Bose, HBO, Food Network, Planned Parenthood, Sony, and many others. Every video from this channel over the past five-plus years used multiple Adobe programs extensively. And after I’m done with this next video I’m quitting forever.

"Fi isn't that the graphics card you re-flowed multiple times?" YES AND IT STILL WORKS BETTER THAN YOUR MOM DOES ON A SATURD- *ahem* I'm sure your Mother is a lovely woman but that isn't the point these things should stop working when they STOP WORKING not when corporations run low on money.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, fuck Microsoft, I'm going to finish this episode and then I'm done using their products forever. Fuck 'em. Premiere and After Effects crash FAR too often for me to freak out and replace my still-good computer to keep using them. They're standards by momentum only.

Like, part of me started freaking out. I can't afford new hardware right now. Should I do a fundraiser to get new hardware for a computer? Then I got angry because this thing isn't ridiculously powerful but there is no task I use it for where I'd call it slow. I shouldn't NEED to get a new computer.

"Fi isn't that the graphics card you re-flowed multiple times?" YES AND IT STILL WORKS BETTER THAN YOUR MOM DOES ON A SATURD- *ahem* I'm sure your Mother is a lovely woman but that isn't the point these things should stop working when they STOP WORKING not when corporations run low on money.

Like, part of me started freaking out. I can't afford new hardware right now. Should I do a fundraiser to get new hardware for a computer? Then I got angry because this thing isn't ridiculously powerful but there is no task I use it for where I'd call it slow. I shouldn't NEED to get a new computer.

... so, I can't update Adobe. My computer cannot install Windows 11, despite being powerful enough to be handle every task I can throw at it, entirely because it's not new enough hardware. So after this episode I'm doing the Linux switch and no longer using Adobe. Adobe decided for me. With a gun.

"You can't just write 'this is a treat for pigs ONLY' on something in the woods, first of all because deer can't read, but more importantly because raccoon's famously reject all recognized authorities." I feel seen, @lastweektonight.com. I feel very seen.

"You can't just write 'this is a treat for pigs ONLY' on something in the woods, first of all because deer can't read, but more importantly because raccoon's famously reject all recognized authorities." I feel seen, @lastweektonight.com. I feel very seen.

Everybody shut the fuck up important news:

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Gender isn’t the only liminal thing in our lives. Relationships are too. If you don’t have a good relationship with your Dad, please know all things can change. People will change over time whether you want them to or not and sometimes that means they get better. But know you’re loved regardless.

"swing voters" can simultaneously believe that immigrants have made America great while also being concerned about undocumented immigration. If you, as a Dem, choose to activate the fear narrative, then voters will choose the fear candidate, not the fear-lite candidate you're trying to be.

IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.

Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a game with simple rules: guns fuck, or they suck. This week, the Tula Arms APS Underwater Rifle. Chambered in a 5.45 case with a 120mm long bullet, the gun is specifically designed to be accurate and reliable below water while barely functioning above.

Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a game with simple rules: guns fuck, or they suck. This week, the Tula Arms APS Underwater Rifle. Chambered in a 5.45 case with a 120mm long bullet, the gun is specifically designed to be accurate and reliable below water while barely functioning above.

Allies: this is the energy I need you to pick up and hold onto. Especially during protests.

Allies: this is the energy I need you to pick up and hold onto. Especially during protests.

The thing transphobes don’t want you to know is you can just try HRT. You have ~a year before permanent effects. Things will change. Don’t get me wrong. You will see impacts. But our bodies are FAR more plasticine then transphobes think they are. You will know if it’s right for you. You can try it.

This bitch is back on hormones. ^.^

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

This bitch is back on hormones. ^.^

at this rate iran is going to get greenland and the ballroom

Trump appeared at the Libertarian National Convention in 2024 in front of a sign that said this, it was the convention's theme

the feds are coming in hard in Minneapolis today it looks like, targeting legal observers. I heard this from a friend there: "An alert was just posted to lock your doors and don’t open them for ICE/officials without a signed warrant. Twin Cities Legal observers’ homes are being raided... [cont'd]

Crucial information for the rest of your day:

Crucial information for the rest of your day:

Minneapolis: stay dangerous, keep each other safe.

Minneapolis: stay dangerous, keep each other safe.

watching the livestream announcing "Minneapolis Antifa members to face federal charges." I'll livetweet it I guess. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ0h...

Ounces become pounds vs. fuck if we ball.

You might be tactical but are you "mount a full sized shotgun underneath your full length suppressed rifle" tactical? Are you a bad enough dude to mount a bayonet to your shotgun mounted to your rifle? Or to use a 20 round magazine because you don't want the front of that gun getting TOO Heavy huh?