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im already bored of this forum bullshit

it's actually really funny that her go-to bit for trolling her own users is just acting like the most annoying loud girl in 8th grade

the lab techs said he was mostly scabs, like just full of em

texting my boss "can't come in today" with an ai generated video of me getting hit by a car and when he asks who's holding the camera i wait a few minutes and text back "whoa"

less the dress (💜 @sheisviolence.bsky.social )

when she holds you and says she's proud of you after doing sickening consensual violence to you

i mean tbh i am pretty hot

it would have been a really funny bit to delete my account at 2k followers

i got a bunch of new followers so here's your new fair warning that this account is run by an insane sexual deviant and if that sounds cool here's a taste

craving the kind of sex that makes the local townspeople believe in malevolent spirits in the woods

logging on to AO3

reverse air bud about a man entering a dog fighting ring

hey chicago people has anyone tried licking the bean in the winter

when i say you couldn't torture something out of me i mean it literally i've tested this

I can tell this isn't real because whoever made it understands like 90% of Fight Club: something the Right is pathologically incapable of doing

so court sucked! we have to be out tomorrow! your help is still very appreciated luvs xoxoxo

logging on to AO3

all i need is direction

having seen it from the other side now i get why it's so hot when i willingly expose the soft and sensitive parts of my body to be beaten and bruised and bitten and bled

Capitalism: If u are poor it is cuz u make bad financial decisions The increasingly impoverished global underclass: If I buy groceries to feed my kids my power bill will get shut off Capitalism: Right like I said, if u were smart, you would simply choose to pay both for food to eat & electricity

when she holds you and says she's proud of you after doing sickening consensual violence to you

if that kathy griffin decapitation video had happened now, instead of during trump's first term, trump would see it and think he had actually died. i think that would have been neat

i really am pretty fucking powerful, huh

fully did a "Lemon, it's Tuesday" to myself just now

the fit/the titties

let's see your ass come out of a gag and blindfold looking like that

i, for one, am hopeful about the possibility for good faith compromise now

i have a lot more followers than last time i talked about it so i'm gonna make a shiny new post. i 3d print canisters to protect injectable vials from damage. dm me and i'll mail you one at no charge (you can cover shipping if you want).

I will say that my trans friends, who spent months digging community trenches, actually seem to be doing better emotionally than my cis friends, who thought it would be Trump I

who wants a hug

handing my payment information to the machine that breaks down trying to count the number of Rs in strawberry

dui hire behavior

Yeah… I keep leaving “it’s comin, buddy” post its on his desk when he’s not looking. I give him three weeks, tops.

pushing my fingers down her throat and slapping her pathetic drool all over her face

things seem so much less out of control when you do as you're told

"why am i not filming video content with someone right now?" i ask myself, consciously avoiding putting on makeup at 7 PM

ngl i look a lot different than i did even 9 months ago i think

all of my photos from other eras cut off like half my face

my guy looks like he's experiencing the very beginning of a decompression accident

Last fucks unreasonably hard

ever have your teeth around a girl's neck and feel the urge to just shake her like a hunting dog finishing off a kill

what's your sign

the lesswrong freaks will never create their computer god but they've succeeded in creating some kind of collective antichrist

the children yearn not for the mines, but for layaway

my plan to get out is "fuck you, i live here"