lmao i didn't realize they were claiming all 3 F-15Es got got by a *single F/A-18*

the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't (in US inventory)

Parker IM, medium nib or 2, in a pinch

that's it i'm buying a new sex hammer

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠

this is so fucking darksided, man

girl who just spent an hour and change in a leather mask with blindfold and gag

we're 3 hours away, which will mean another $100 late fee and the landlord hounding us with increasing frequency considering how late last month was please help us $170/$2000 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕 mutual aid

oh, i nearly forgot to show off my boots! i just cleaned and conditioned them to grind into a girl's chest

AMERICA BABY WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY WE DON'T HAVE HEALTHCARE [runs out of war materiel]

encountered someone wearing the facebook surveillance glasses for the first time today sadly i need my job too much to do what needed doing

not a puppygirl or a mech pilot i just like to bite

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

i probably should have gone with a different top but too late now Leaving For The Function

AMERICA BABY WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY WE DON'T HAVE HEALTHCARE [runs out of war materiel]

There is only one ethical reaction to seeing someone in those meta glasses

really getting sick of people with a theoretical understanding of why rape is bad deciding they're fit to judge how those of us who have had it done to us react

"ah yes i would like a subscription to AI Windows" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

ngl i've only had people say this to me online even my former spouse was like "yeah that makes sense" when i came out as trans

future epitaph the tranny felt loved so she stayed

the natural state of things is that we are loved. never forget that

this angle was way better tbh

demon doll, i think

idk about animal ears but i could probably pull off some lil horns they all look like spirit halloween devil costume accessories though

✨️ first supercarrier combat loss ✨️

which means people still can't leave their homes to work and go to school, we're facing a massive eviction crisis, but mayor frey doesn't seem to think that's his problem.

i've been gay in two genders so checkmate i think

rule by competing apocalyptic vision

they really want me to mail back this empty envelope that was supposed to have a medical staple remover in it

constantly escalating the horrifying bullshit i become a willing victim to like a reverse serial killer

really basic failure understanding here starting a patriotic revenge preemptive war without a Maine to remember or a 9/11 to Never Forget that $5/gallon gas will need to be a patriotic sacrifice and nobody's bought in

it's almost funny how thoroughly humiliating it is to have bought into the thousand year pedoreich at this point

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

im like if dexter morgan operated on a consent-based model with a worksona that emphasizes soft power and empathy over hardline autism and internal monologues about blue balls

what i call it when i hilt that blonde elf and he nuts in his belly button from prostate stimulation alone

constantly escalating the horrifying bullshit i become a willing victim to like a reverse serial killer

i'm like, really good at stabbing people with needles huh so many people are eager for it

well no one was excessively weird to me until a car full of, idk, high school or college age guys passed me in the parking lot after work, looped around to wolf whistle at me, then back up to do it again

i'm actually curious if i'm susceptible to hypnosis

consensually

i stabbed 2 people tonight 🎉

the blood eclipse is going to be hidden by clouds 🙃

it really worries me how like 90% of the women i've talked to about diy stuff consider it like, a last resort to worry about later

you will have to get comfortable with needles

today is the next best time to learn how to diy

learned helplessness is unbelievably frustrating and i do not know how to respond to it kindly or even politely

F-35 pilots be like *internal decapitation noises*