date night 🫀

i don't know what the fuck yall are mad about today but someone just reposted 14 Words Sophia talking about colonial nationalist language and i need a nap now

Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.

"would you prefer to have your children molested by the pedoreich or not let them play sports"

not a puppygirl or a mech pilot i just like to bite

this feels insurmountable, please help car payment $139/$320 1/17 electric $0/$180 1/18 car insurance $0/$95 1/22 cell phone $0/$200 1/22 groceries $0/$80 (very little food left) gas $0/$20 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕 mutual aid

this bitch said horpses

it's been a good week

if i ever made a man look at me like this i'd cum

papa john nor his robotic abomination will never lay an eye upon my visage

trying a new pfp :)

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday

"but what can they do when they're not the majority??" not fuckin that

guilt by dissociation

i mean

entering 2026 like

not a puppygirl or a mech pilot i just like to bite

"would you prefer to have your children molested by the pedoreich or not let them play sports"

hey folks, i have an urgent need for $450 for an overdue bill. my deadline is tomorrow at 4pm and I would appreciate a share or anything you can put toward it asap.

Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/

snuffbait trannies against the death cult

i will never forgive the federal government for this

ain't got the horses

it's going to be so fucking funny when she gets nothing in return

will stancil really got that dog in him ig

I follow. You flee. Remind me who the criminals are again. What is it you can’t do when we’re watching, Stephen?

I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason And then I realized: It's an Egg McGuffin.

the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck" the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"

every middle aged suburban mom standing in the freezing cold with a whistle and a camera is braver than anyone who ever wore this country's uniform

we're running out of time!! donate $8 in the next 2 hours to get YOUR NAME on the NICE DINNER we bought for the guy promoting your genocide!

it probably should have been obvious they weren't going to put up any real opposition when they bought their opponents tacos as "resistance"

boots

blood and leather dyke i guess i'm a bit scary lol

please help my friend Tess 🙏

needle cvlt

needle cvlt

luxury garrote

genuinely the worst to ever do it

minnesotans are the vanguard of justice, hope and resistance in the US right now. if you can’t be there fighting beside them, you sure as hell should be giving what you can in support of them, because they’re fighting for YOU:

wait wait, these people are literally in hell, this is a scene from hell as depicted in "america horror" or "school spirits" or whatever

Harden your heart and end your humane generosity to Dems, not just because it will make you more astute, but so you can actually love your neighbors, random individuals who are risking everything in sub-freezing Minnesotan winter to stop a modern Nazi regime from gaining more of a foothold

i don't think they got enough guys for this ngl they've got the fuckwits who carry their plans around on the ground already

If you paint a wall like a tunnel and a bunch of ICE agents crash into it and they all come out of the car bobbing up and down like accordions, you're giving Donald Trump exactly what he wants. You're better than that Minnesota. Don't Give in.

less the dress (💜 @sheisviolence.bsky.social )

they're escalating either way you stupid fuck

for anyone else this would be evidence of a criminal conspiracy

still not used to the idea that other people want me to find them sexually attractive too

we can't disband the fascist pedophiles' kidnapping and murder gang because we don't want unemployed gang members on the loose fascinating

i need to top a mean butch more than i need therapy

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises