Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad

friend

Shattered

preparing for post srs life (everything so sweaty my dick stuck to my thigh when i sat down to piss and...)

BPDS&M

4th of July safety tip: You can suffer severe burns, loss of digits, eyes or even a hand playing with fireworks. Don't be a statistic! Make your sub hold them instead.

sorry babe i WILL make Minecraft villager noises during sex

Normal people: Hey, uh, what’s up with that pile of used packing paper on your living room floor My cat:

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.

remembering the time i made an espresso martini with a java monster instead of espresso

(to the tune of ymca) youngshit! there's no need to feel hon

Wonderment

Injected Supplies

you must gather your party before venturing forth

new room

moooom the sinkdog is clogged again

dropped my phone during the move and the screen cracked 😔 thankfully not too badly but ughhh

.AGPNG new image format for trans women only

first thirst trap in the new bathroom

Throwback Thursday: Art posted during this week in previous years.

we are submerged in heat and I stay awake to see the new moon. We talk in bed, holding hands, using the verbs fuck and run and lack and infinity and somewhere... no infinity is not a verb but sometimes it feels like one

moved a few boxes downstairs and feel like i want to die i should not be sweating this much

i miss my nipple piercings dawg :(

look who came to greet us at the new place

ᴏᴋ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇs ᴏɴʟʏ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ, ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs ᴏɴʟʏ

found a box never unpacked from several moves heavy as hell and probably wouldn't survive another move without repacking it opened it up and most of the weight was 7 hardback harry potter books so now i have a heavy trashbag and a significantly lighter box

no you misheard me. that's my JOIfriend yeah they tell me i have to masturbate now, so bye

alright nerd girl to mean airhead bimbo, decided she's Kims sister, no idea on the name

door to the shower of the place i am moving out of literally fell apart in my hand so good morning 🙃

gonna call all vampire "draculoids" from now on

is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Steven Universe or is it Ketamine?

is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Steven Universe or is it Ketamine?

"I'm allowed to accidentally misgender you, you're not"

who do people always forget NYCs third basketball team, the Globetrotters?

happened to my buddy Eric once

Acupuncture Treatment File 24

doing gay stuff in the shower like dissociating

"i feel like i learn something every time you say something autistic" - @rattbones.bsky.social

everyone loves the freedom 250 celebration because its dashcon and everyone loves the reflection pool renovation because its a groverhaus

emotional sadomasochism scene where she says your pain is valid every time she whips you

OUT: spiraling and getting more depressed IN: fractalling and finding more and more reasons to be depressed

Hot Take; Dale Earnhardt ruined NASCAR by dying, no one dies anymore and it's boring

the Football is Fun Association

Sir Osis of The Liver Alcoholic Knight of the Round Table

performative ahhhh gender cocktail

showing @coyotegirl.online my id from 2019 i found and asking if she thought he was cute