can't believe she bit me while i was driving

Customer: NICK NAME FOR GRANDMA. HER GRANDSON CALLS HER GUMGUM AND HER NAME IS DIANE. D FOR SHORT DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION Verdict: DENIED

g'morning

Two Girls Lying Entwined, 1915 https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25761

context

Bluesky used to be a place where you could live más they don't live más on Bluesky anymore

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

when's the last time you felt the whimsy of biting into a Bacon Club Chalupa from posting on here?

Bluesky used to be a place where you could live más they don't live más on Bluesky anymore

playing around with some pictures i took last august before i started doing post on pictures

inexplicably this is one of my favorite photos ever taken of me 🎱 (yes, i made this shot 😤)

this might be a controversial thing to say, as a lesbian and all, but i love women

less than twenty-four hours until this is true again

website's auto mod labeled a picture of me being pierced by someone else's hands as self-harm more than once i do not trust you all to judge what is consensual

REMINDER THAT GENUINELY PRO-TRANS-RIGHTS DEMOCRATIC PARTY CANDIDATES (AND CANDIDATES WHO ARE THEMSELVES TRANS) OUTPERFORMED KAMALA HARRIS EVERYWHERE THEY RAN IN THE 2024 ELECTIONS

welcome to my website that's a leftist safe haven for sex workers and queers- uh I regret to inform the sex worker and queers that we will be kicking you freaks off the curve for more advertiser friendly business.

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

remember the boring site has to stay boring and the boring libertarian fucks who run it will do anything to ensure that

t.A.T.u.'s Malchik Gay and Weezer's Pink Triangle are basically the same song but gender swapped

the ultimate ally move is dancing with a tranny in the club when she’s clearly got some electrolysis bumps

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

remembering the time my pharmacy gave me insulin syringes to do my injections with when i asked if they had any luer lock needles and syringes

good morning queen

it's weird how i see so many dead armadillos but never any live ones

🧛‍♀️🏳️‍🌈

Fallout 3, 2007, Bethesda Game Studios

Got distracted by people talking about eggs and ovipositors, you know who you are.

the blood is love

I'm going to keep it real with you chief, I don't think you know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog

i am a god

the blood is love

just a taste

Petitioning the After the End devs to add the Greater Seattle Polycule to the game

in this essay i will explain how the Greater Seattle Polycule is a modern day tribal federation

getting my neck cut open and drained to own the libs

if my life was changed by this i don't think it was for the better babe

urgent care 2: the return

ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.

she's got a tracker counting down the seconds until she sees me again 🥹

Art by • Olivia De Berardinis

sometimes you find an album with a title and cover art that just speaks to you for me that album is Ridiculous And Full Of Blood by Julie Christmas it's also just a really good album

crossbones

luiiiiiigiiiii mangiiiiiiione

crossbones

I got bored and recreated one of my faves :3

there is a special kind of self hatred that comes from knowing you missed something important

this is just mainstream t4t