fave butt pic of 2025 🍑

jolly, jiggly even

fave pic of 2025 🪩💕

damn, this fucking sucks. RIP, Vince. Titanfall and Titanfall 2 were all timers

🩵fave pic of 2025🩵

Glyphs of the divine

why be inside texas when you could be inside a texan?

the way whenever a blue waver follows me that i immediately go to their profile and search post history for the word "trans"

meeting one of my sister's friends just now and her immediately saying, "oh my god, i can tell she's your sister, yall look identical" night made ahhhhhh

If you do nothing else, you have to dance

"this isn't lore! this isn't lore!" i continue to insist as i'm slowly forced to admit it's a core moment that defined my entire existence

CHICAGO BEARS OMFGGGGGG

pondering women

my sister's dog has a bandana that says "FELIZ NAVIDOG" and i don't knos how to tell my family that i want one too 😭

no fucking way lmao truly goddess is looking out for me

ecstatic to report that (redacted city in red state) now has a whataburger lfgggg

christmas shopping with my mom on the saturday before 💀

help, i've gotten my mom addicted to espresso martinis

i'd like to think that everyone that speaks to me gets a +3 happiness buff but it's +10 if it's at a music festival and we're dancing together

true love is losing your dilators at TSA (long story), having a panic attack, and your girlfriend express shipping her extra set to you no questions asked as soon as you told her what happened 🥲 i love you @originstarseeker.bsky.social 🩵

at some point, i simply just believe that the silence isn't due to being distracted but rather is quite intentional. the unspoken part about all of this is many liberals support trans rights in theory, but behind closed doors, they agree with bigots about trans people in sports and about trans kids

that feeling when you're going down on someone with a little bell in your hair so the only sound is of you gagging and that cute little ringing noise 😵‍💫

massive thunderstorm and the power just went out and the wind is howling and no one here to hold me when i'm scared 🥺

LOL craziest 2 point conversion in the history of football wtf seahawks

grabbable puppy

completely didn't realize my hair is now long enough to do this lol

so i had a terrifying nightmare where some incel was going around kidnapping trans women and each time, bystanders just stood around watching it happen but it turned out it was some mind control device and so i smashed it when i got taken and my guy friends from college beat the incel to death lol

tfw a beautiful angel *buys* a refundable plane ticket and travels all the way across Chicago *JUST* to surprise you at the gate as you walk off the plane, all for just 30 wonderful minutes 😭 😍 ... AND THEN YOU BOTH GO TO THE AIRPORT CHILI'S 🌶️ @astraeadiol.bsky.social i am still floored omg ahhh

NVM SOMETHING WAY BETTER CAME UP OMG IM SQUEALING

45 minutes at O'Hare is totally enough time to go to the gay bar (the airport Chili's) for a margarita

they should just ask every other guy on LA Tinder because they're all "professional storytellers"

begging folks to go back and play the far superior "fantasy franchise video game tie-in"

at my BA consult my surgeon asked what size i was going for & went over several different options and their CCs, and i stopped him and was like "the biggest you can fit" he was like "oh id have guessed more modest for you" lmao (we have a pre-existing relationship, it was banter dw) big tit em era

i distinctly remember getting into a fight in my company's LGBT employee resource group because several folks were like "ok i know she's bad and stuff, but like i'm suuuch a hufflepuff, what if i donate $50 to a trans charity too? #transrights" yes, ofc they were two cis gay dudes why do you ask?

yeah no thanks i got enough of those following me already

chewing food is something you do with your teeth

DM or text your friends to check in and say hi even if you're worried about being "annoying" (hello, my own neurosis) i promise it won't bother them and will instead make their entire day to know you were thinking about them 🩵

hi 👁️👁️

a trans woman could shoot someone cold dead in broad daylight just to watch them die and i'd still want to hear her side of the story before casting judgement

pov: u made me cum so hard it healed childhood trauma

hello toilet, my old friend i've come to vom in you again

2:30pm is a totally normal time to wake up and get out of bed

🎄🎶 allllll i want for christmaaaas is YOUUUUUUU 🎶 ☃️ @originstarseeker.bsky.social

Angel Fact

🎄🎶 allllll i want for christmaaaas is YOUUUUUUU 🎶 ☃️ @originstarseeker.bsky.social

*taps the sign*

Santa's little pastel goth puppy helper

My girlfriend: Why am I so drunk??? Oh wait it’s the drinks…