bitch lived

Enough

you know what? i actually have come around on separating art from artist and from rendering an artist's intent meaningless i fully support the *death* of the author. it would be illegal to say which author's death i support. again, that would be illegal. but just know i fully support it

it really isn't difficult for an adult to understand that appreciating art from long-dead assholes is categorically different from clinging to extremely mid prose from a psychopath spending tens of millions of dollars to kill a marginalized sexual minority. HP adults get it; they simply don't care.

thinking about being microchipped again 😵‍💫

💀 "evan, who through the very act of being born was entrusted with the task of resolving lingering conflicts, soothing deep-seated contempt, and restoring intimacy to mark and sharon thomas’ long-strained relationship, has thus far utterly failed in his assigned duties, sources reported monday."

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

turned my "background blur" off on zoom because i don't like how it clips my hair out of focus and within 5 minutes: customer: "oh my god, is that one of those human-size dog beds?!" me: "ha ha yeah!" customer: "i want one so bad. are you a dog person?" me: "you could def say im a dog person" 👀

broke: cancel culture woke: stancil-culture (saving your most vitriolic responses for women specifically for definitely non-misogynistic reasons)

saw this reply in the comments section of an av club article and i havent been able to stop thinking about it since: "american courts have a long and storied tradition of helping powerful men reframe sexual misconduct as a reputational inconvenience."

date night 💖😇✨

twitter peaked here fr

at karaoke about to singing natalie imbruglia's "torn" AND THE KARAOKE HOST OPENS THE NIGHT WITH "TORN" 😭😭

honestly nothing on this website invites more harassment than the "visibly happy woman pfp"

i think ive watched fred again's boiler room set so many times that ive made up headcanon about each of the folks in frame dancing around/right next to him

ok upon finishing gurren lagann... goddamn that was fucking incredible weirdly makes u feel hopeful about the human will to survive along with some gorgeously animated fight sequences of increasingly absurd stakes can def see how this came from gainax (and later led to kill la kill)

the best thing about being the same height as your girlfriend is that when you make out and grind your bodies together, even through clothes, your clits match up perfectly and rub on each other send post

about to see project hail mary in imax and im just now being informed there's no football in this,,???

awoooouldn't you to like you grab these hips?? 🥺

coyote driving a fox to anaheim. disney should make an animated film about us.

I

oh my fucking god i gotta go

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

road trip in-n-out hits different

using helium during size kink role play to sound like im actually 5 inches tall,,

california girl

are you AGP or FGTS? i'm def FGTS 💁🏼‍♀️

HOOK 'EM! 🤘 see ya, mormons 👋

That’s true! But what about traffic on fire?

post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid 🩷pink ranger forever🩷

get you a girl shaped like a 🍐

if there are any men in the LA area reading this with a nice dick...

doing lines of drugs off of a hard dick >>>>

posting a photo of me getting down on one knee to propose call that engagement bait

i think i just came from venezuela beating the flag-humping US dipshits omfg absolute perfection.

"in my medical opinion, emma, you've got a bomb ass pussy" ok no, she said "it's healing so nicely and looks fantastic" actually yay 🥰

a year minus 1 week post-bottom surgery and i *finally* get to say the words i've been wanting to say my whole life 🥹

my gf sending me pics of her doing the little "white eyeliner on the inner corner" and associating that look with me is so precious ahhh 🥺

today is a good time to mention i was always the super annoying kid who, if i forgot to wear green to school for st. paddy's day, would nasally retort, "ummm, you can't pinch me because i have green eyes hehe 😌" 💚

POV you're about to throw back the best tasting cheap light beer of your entire life

one must consider emmy cumslutress 𝗁̶𝖺̶𝗉̶𝗉̶𝗒̶ with 605cc titties

im a lot more fucked up than u know. but im also doing a lot to get better and take care of myself because its possible. I know what can be. so Im doing what I can to make it real. because, I promise you, life is worth living. do the hard things. do it scared. take the first step. you can do it.

A Few Good Men Fucked My Wife: "you don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at play parties, you want me in that chair! you need me in that chair! we use words like free use & cum. we use these words as the backbone of a life spent cucking. you use them as a punchline!

I have been called a liar, a fake, a professional victim, a grifter, normal pictures of me have been sexualized because "what rape victim would smile", i've been harassed, mass reported, my friends have been mass reported, someone emailed a man who really hurt me and knows where i live

this is gonna be controversial but i love visiting women and also when women visit me ,, 🥰

This is dope.

literally i cannot stress enough how incredible the feeling of looking at yourself in the mirror on a psychedelic is i know it's not for everyone but ill never forget telling myself "there she is..." dysphoria annihilator fr and honestly tear-inducing 🥲❤️

"this next presenter may bring back painful memories of watching Anora with your parents" LMAO I LITERALLY WATCHED IT WITH MY MOM WHILE RECOVERING FROM BOTTOM SURGERY 😭

FUCK YES MICHAEL B. JORDAN!!! 🩷🩷

misplacing a bottle of wine for 30 minutes in my bathroom because i forgot i walked in there to get a kleenex right when i was about to originally open it new adhd achievement unlocked