dude 1 at the bar: "yo, u know sigmund freud?" dude 2: "... of course i know who the fuck he is" D1: "ok so you know his theory for guys about how we hate out dads and wanna fuck our moms?" D2: "..." D1: "imagine how hot his mom must have been to have his bros be like, "you gotta publish that, bro"

i have really bad nose-hand coordination,,

the greatest thread in the history of bluesky: is a white woman being a tanukigirl cultural appropriation ??

showing the plane puppy the LAX In-N-Out ✈️

dog woman exchange program (socal chapter) 🐶

chat, how does friendship work? i am very smart

transwomen are women! love is love 🏳️‍⚧️

you know when you see "transwomen" youre about to read the dumbest fucking post youve ever seen

i've got hole but im not a holedier

i will never vote for gavin newsom. find. someone. else.

This pup went to the groomer today (not the bad kind lol)

two girlfriends on vacation in spain when a gorgeous guy asks them out to dinner: "tapas then top us? 👉👈"

im sorry for texting you like this it will happen again 🥺

mrw i notice two moots flirting on the skyline

hey it's the woman they call "bella bliss" aka "living in jeopardy." i made an album called doomsday culture. uhhhh i'm really gay anyway bluesky suspended my account, support told me to "check the email" explaining why and it doesn't exist sooooo idk what i'm doing here looking for 3k friends ig

call your friends more often! hear their adorable voices and tell them how much you love and appreciate them and see how they're doing! 🩷🩷

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

"i believe that defense wins championships and anthony davis is a better cultural fit for what the mavericks want to build. this is about winning now and in the future." - nico harrison, Feb 2025 fuck off forever, nico, i'll never get over this i stg

didnt realize my blouse was pulled up over my bra until 15 minutes in to my call with my customer rip me 💀

tfw ur a bimbo coyote but you *look* smart 🤓 (new glasses yayyy)

don't let your eyes be bigger than your pussies and/or assholes, subby bottom tgirls 🐎🐎

Do your eyebrows, 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. 🐎 🐎 🐎

neck and neck between what will stancil hates more -- not being the center of attention or women

This is the stuff that marks someone as a danger. Not even just that he intends to sneak back into an organizing space where he’s been told that he’s unwanted; the need to publicly brag about it, and make sure everyone knows. You cannot do collaborative work with someone who only centers himself.

karl urban as eomer may have been the hottest any man will ever be i legit catch my breath whenever he's on screen with that golden, flowing hair he had

who decided amos would be famous? like who made that call tbh

"ughhh when are they gonna finally get to the part where they just say 'hi' back and forth to each other 5 times before collapsing in bashful giggles?!"

being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"

ok 3 episodes in and a knight of the seven kingdoms is the most fun game of thrones-related show in years amazing what everyone *not* being a dour weirdo does for a television show lol

catching splash damage reading a thread where my girlfriends are flirting with each other i love my silly little life

forgot to post this at the time (i was distracted by a beautiful girl), but here's me trying on the jacket that @coyotegirl.online found for me 🥰

need bigger boobs need massive tits need a killer rack

POV: you're a good girl

FTL systems ranked: 
3. hyperspace - looks cool af but essentially just magical dimension 2. warp speed - more scientific (based on alcubierre drive) 1. mass relays - keeps things contained (can only jump to certain points & then normal propulsion from there) leading to interesting story dynamics

"Is Being a Tiny Woman Inside a Pussy Topping" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,,

this is legit blackpilling me on the state of the world ngl gonna try to just hold my loved ones closer and live my life to the best of my ability, but,, fuck, it's hard to tune it out now knowing this was orchestrated

i don't know why everyone says gas is so expensive in california it's really not that bad

POV You just took me home from the bar

weekend ouppy

so anyways i wore this tonight 🍑

LA trans rave continues to be just what i needed 🩷

catcalled! 3 times in 5 minutes! while walking down the street with my girlfriend. 😑

never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college. - Law and Democracy in Latin America - Climate: Past, Present, and Future - Civilization of Spanish America - Politics of Hollywood - Human Sexuality - Modern Ireland

talking to my gf about how im gonna pick her up tomorrow and i unironically, without thinking, did the "and i'll already be near DTLA so i could just catch the 110 to the 101 and..." i hate that that snl sketch really was true lol

not sure we as a society have really ever topped the lyric/insult of "i'm so three thousand and eight, you're so two thousand and late"

The best people in the world are dogs.

with my beautiful girlfriend @originstarseeker.bsky.social, kinda high on a rooftop in hollywood, it's 70 degrees, and Cannons is doing a silent disco of their unreleased album coming out in a few months i'm so fucking content right now 🥰

giddy that i'm about to meet the lead singer of my favorite band, Cannons ahhh (anyone that's let me take the aux cord knows lol) on a more personal note, i saw them when i had just come out (*pre-HRT*) and thought, "if i can have her aesthetic and confidence, i'll know i made it." 3 years later 💕