"8 ball, center pocket" -me when i'm surreptitiously transporting cocaine

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hey emma what are you thinking about? well, i'm definitely NOT thinking about having a litter of puppies put in me, i can tell you that much

This one is dedicated to @cumslutress.love <3

wanna see me make this dilator….dissapear?

me as the joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?" ... "robotic-assisted peritoneal flap vaginoplasty"

i think i'm just gonna wear my dog ears out in public way more often now... 💕

thinking about how the cis couple trying to unicorn me on halloween woke "they'd" me the entire time when i was dressed as Supergirl like just tell me you clocked me and you're "looking to have fun with a tranny" instead

bluesky moderation decided to label mel's entire account so you probably won't see her fundraiser for bottom surgery. now you will.

hilarious graphic right now on msnbc as they call it in california

going from eric adams to zohran mamdani is just quite frankly an all-time upgrade

the last 6 days have been truly unforgettable and my heart is so full, even if it's so sad to leave this wonderful place and *even more* wonderful woman i cherish you, Juni 🥹🩵

gonna be the biggest faggot in this airport chili's 🌶️

i *knew* my bisexual senses were tingling! "Original stars Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly in talks to return for the sequel, reprising the roles they originated in 1999."

women with prey eyes >>>>>>>

fuck,, i love chicago 🩵

i dunno man i've never once worried that im not trans enough. that just isn't a real problem to me. i dont Want to be trans, i Want to be a woman, being trans is just the way i got to womanhood

being a trans woman online is so cool. people either jerk off to how hot you are or they jerk off to how much they hate you, but either way they don't tip

about 1.5 years later & i outdid myself for the start of Samhain month.

late halloween post! Badaboom

going up to a T4T lesbian couple like "which one of you is the poster and which one is the reply girl?"

spiritually australian (abbreviates every word so that it ends in an vowel sound)

The Los Angeles Doggirls

NOW AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING! This week, we're joined by @emilyadler.bsky.social IX Basketball. Emma gets to show off her unexpected sports knowledge, Bug learns what a lay-up is, and we discuss important sports topics like how old dogs can be and the plot of classic basketball movie Moneyball.

BACK TO BACK WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS!! LOS ANGELES YOU HAVE TAKEN ME IN AND MADE ME FEEL FINALLY *HOME* I LOVE YOU AND WISH I WAS THERE BURNING DOWN THE CITY TONIGHT DODGERSSSSS 💙🤍

lets. fucking. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

shohei i need youuuu

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

if there is a god, give us a grand slam right here...

HOW DID WE ESCAPE THAT INNING?! LOL

two more runs in the 9th, Dodgers 💙🤍

at a wedding for a good friend from texas and we've officially reached the "playing Selena songs" stage of the reception, as is good and correct 💃

girls!!!!! in Chicago!!!!!!! (ft @astraeadiol.bsky.social @sarah.transsexual.gay @emma.meangirls.online @meatcvnt.bsky.social @tulip-fields.bsky.social @literallyjustadog.online )

if you wanna be a (super)girl, you can just be a Supergirl 💙❤️

enchantress

My heart is for Dog alone

we do bones, motherfucker

new experience unlocked last night: having a cis couple give you the "hey, we saw you from across the bar" routine the best part was i didn't know what they were doing until all the dolls i was with were like "emma, babe. you know they're trying to unicorn you, right?" truly oblivious bimbo lmao 😅

just got piggyback carried home by 4 beautiful women in my supergirl costume i love my gay tranny life, y'all

thank you whiskey girl <3<3

LET'S FUCKING GO, DODGERS!! GAME 7 TOMORROW! 💙🤍

i am very exhausted by disinformation about the cost of transition healthcare. it costs less than $100 for 1-2 years of hormones, depending on your exact sourcing. presenting HRT as impossibly expensive and inaccessible to people who need HRT but don't know how is equivalent to medical gatekeeping.

"ketamine makes you high on ketamine, d-did you know that?" - a very cute dog lying next to me in the dog bed

plane yuri

just two puppies reunited for halloween 🐶🎃🐶

it's canis latrans-phobic that there's not a coyote emoji tbh

not my high school classmate who is Extremely Divorced™️ sliding into my instagram DMs 😭

me when i'm traveling stealth in public