"hand wash only" clothing or as i like to call it, "how many consecutive times can i wear this without it smelling weird" clothing

as someone who spent 25 years in texas, this may be a bold take, but air conditioning and having people not die is good actually

supergirl premiere as a cunty kryptonian 💙❤️💛

"this could have been a roundabout" is the transportation infrastructure version of "this could have been an email"

pre-transition me in early 2022 when me and my cis ex of 4 years broke up: "i need to be hotter than her next partner" me now: "i need to be hotter than her."

wow a whole lot of people are talking about the guy with metal arms from mortal kombat

if the mods bring back popehat for wishing ill on a public figure (based but obviously against their bullshit TOS), then they better bring back cassie for far less,, just sayin

some immaculately framed photo showing a macabre scene of a beautiful woman who looks like she could kill u and u'd love it as she did it

ok i am weak and could not resist,, be nice plz quote this with ur best impression of an emmy post :3

SLUT SHAMED BY MY EX BF FOR WEARING THIS WHILE DOING DISHES

*holds up a funhouse mirror to society but with tongue planted firmly in cheek and also i'm adorable* 😈 also More Rights Good

codependent girlfriends who get their fingerprints burned off into the same pattern so that they can unlock each others laptops

mazda should bring back the RX-7 FD so all the cissoids can see me cruising with misplaced honfidence

she's a 10 but she always played as the allies in red alert

tried to come up with some cute or clever little post but i keep failing so i'll just say that taking a bunch of shrooms on a beautiful summer sunday and melting into ur girlfriend until ur both just one gorgeous, shared being is life-affirming in such a fundamental way wow,, 💕

Out today! @ugarles.bsky.social (litigator and currently of the No Homework Podcast) joins the Bimbos to teach them all about class action lawsuits, have a good vent session about corporate accountability, and review the sort of cutting political content that you can find on DeviantArt.

i love when my girlfriends make me feel safe and loved 🩵

happy pride to the LA transexuals, you throw a fun block party 🥰🩵🩷

⚠️sincerity warning⚠️ at my first LA Trans Pride in 2023, i was terrified, had no local community, said hi to no one, and left within an hour but still i was so happy. 3 years on and i can't believe how far ive come 🩷🤍🩵

"not having a leash anymore is dog 9/11" "so would you say it's K-9/11??"

*orders bread* me: "this bread is going to change your life" gf: "babe, i just want to point out this is the 3rd loaf of bread that you've said this about since i met u"

coyotes 1 - kangaroos 0 ⚽️

having a humiliation kink is so fucking embarrassing i stg

just resting heart pulsemogged my girlfriend

i wanna know what goes on inside cis people's brains. how do i get hit with the "so he can- she can bla bla bla" from people that i've worked with for years that have never known me pretransition. What is wrong with cis people.

any gorgeous women wanna eat me?

sports twitter is still good sometimes actually

same, my love 🥹✨ indie girlfriendssss 💕

pretending it's 2005 and seeing stars, metric, and broken social scene tonight like the indie girl i never got to be ✨

liberals in 2026: "Sorry Anne, I consulted with my attorneys and they told me that I would take too much legal liability to take you into my attic. I wish I could do more 😔. Officer, she's over here!"

some random guy follows me: *immediately conducts an investigation worthy of the kgb into the trans percentage of his followed list, his overall posting history, how Divorced™️ he seems, and general overall vibe.* some random woman follows me: "aww yay :3"

deeply infuriating that there's an entire group of repper transmisogynists on this site that rile each other up every pride b/c they hate themselves & their isolation & take it out on trans women doubly so that they're led by someone whose entire being is consumed by petty grievance & online feuds

my gatekeepy hormones provider went on mat leave so i promptly asked the doctor filling in for her if i could up my prog dose to 200mg instead of 100 (my provider adamantly refuses to go any higher) and she was like "oh yeah, totally!" i hope she comes back and seethes about it lol

she lived, bitch

also if anyone is able to spare the communal $20 to help me cover the cost of a uhaul and other costs of the move my cashapp is $Wormwitch i’m on medical leave rn so I do not really have the money to be forced to move away in 2 months 🙃

ok so my girlfriends just bullied me to be more honest 😭

new plane puppy content :)

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my girlfriend took this while i walked up the stairs to my apt and was like "this is why i walk behind u" 🍑

my gf sent me this in my DM's with simply the word: "you" lmfao

when u kiss ur gf and she tastes like ur pussy >>>

plane canids 🐶🐺🐶🐶🦊

basic bitch pride nails boo hiss i they're cute 😌

the USMNT has desperately needed a striker for decades and goddamn they found one in Balogun ⚽️ (sorry i will be football posting for a month because this is the sport i grew up playing 🩷)

what trans youth need is the right to change sex. it doesnt help trans kids that the most popular argument in "support" of them is that most of them do not change their sex. i need cis ppl to make peace w the idea that more kids would change their sex if anyone would actually let them

being a trans woman on a day to day basis really is wild,, it's like vacillating between "it's so over, i'll be dead by 2030" and "i'm literally the hottest woman alive, i already killed god, i created the big bang, i can literally fuck spacetime so hard that the gravity waves will hit andromeda"