my boss gave $5 to @literallyjustadog.online to spend on the jukebox and she just goes "ME?! ARE YOU SURE??!!"

trying to be tall and hot and mysterious but my 6 inch boots are throwing off my pool game 😤

maybe i am gods strongest puppy

how long do I have to be nicotine free before I can ask for a hit of someone's vape outside a bar

feature request page but the submit button just clears the text input

puppy that becomes hyperfixated on media and watches all of the gay hockey show twice in 4 days and cries every single time and will probably watch it more and convince others to watch it cause these boys are so sweet and its so well written and paced and i love them so much

puppy knows too much

please don't fed post

This is a time for 1000s of mass meetings across the country to specifically address ICE & Border Patrol actions. 1. We need standardized agendas. 2. We need standardized teach ins - with local specificities. 3. We need mass meetings to happen in the same month. 4. Local officials must attend.

opening grindr in the 5pm line at the gayborhood pharmacy

me at my first Caps game in 2011

oh, this gay hockey show is actually pretty good

experiencing a brand new error buying a caused by new chastity very specific cage inputs 🤝 "New Edge Case Unlocked"

cuteness aggression. eventually ill be too cute that people will literally murder me for it

I have until the end of the week to get around half of this together. Ive raised about $430/$1500. Please help me keep whats left of my life. That sounds so dramatic to me but its true. Thank you and I love you 🖤

experiencing a brand new error buying a caused by new chastity very specific cage inputs 🤝 "New Edge Case Unlocked"

pierced, tattooed little slut

youtube search Vines that make my nicotine withdrawl easier to handle

bisexual lighting in chicago tonight

taking a hit of the peppermint essential oil stick

less than 52 hours away and we're still nearly $1700 away from being able to pay rent lost my job in november due to injury, unemployment is pending appeal please help my wife and me stay housed $310/$2000 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

genuinely kinda worried im gonna be so annoying in social situations without a vape. like. what do u mean I cant take a hit while I try to decide how to chime in. what if a thought comes out without me overthinking it. what it people hate what I have to say.

domino's pizza will save me

gaslighting myself into believing i was never addicted to nicotine

sanity is a state of mind

cis girl living in a trans girls body

weezer salad

awooo awooo on a choo choo

girl dinner can be 3 lactaids, a coors light, and an entire bag of dill and garlic cheese curds

snacks for my ride home

this website gets a lot easier to use when you remind yourself people are just throwing half thought-thoughts into the ether and seeing what comes back. it’s rly not always that serious.

running away, recreationally

happy new year from @literallyjustadog.online and 24oz of Monster

13 hours without vape. craving but not caving

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

happy new year to my east coast babes <3<3<3

*walking in on my friend masturbating* hell yeah girl, get off

dear autistics, when the nameless person on grindr says "what's the rest of your week look like" they are not asking what youre doing throughout the week. they are asking when you can fuck. sincerely, a dog who still doesnt understand

I try to delete nudes after a few weeks, just tidying up, and sometimes I forget. but I can always count on a chaser finding the nudes I need to delete 🙂‍↕️

meeting my neighbors through grindr

tonight at 12:01 I will cause a mini li-ion battery fire by destroying my vape in an alley

Why is it called dry humping if I'm still getting wet

*girl that doesnt understand dry january* yeah you can come over, but we've gotta keep our clothes on the whole time

ny favorite genre of porn is autistic

broke: drinking water to stay hydrated woke: drinking water to piss more bespoke: drinking water to piss so hard everyone can hear it from down the hall

time to turn on my stupid fucking sun light that makes my stupid fucking brain produce its stupid fucking emotional regulation chemicals

happy new year to the fags and faggettes

I made Bluesky's head of trust and safety so mad he finally commented (IN MY REPLIES) on the "gooning to a pornbot" incident after a year+ of dead silence.