WoW (Weekend of Women)

happy puppy 🥰

john warm is between Luke warm and room temperature

paul never struck me as an AJJ fan but yea i think we can all rally behind the mega guillotine song

my type is just canid girls and twinks

i twink, therefore i cum

made it to california.... again.... for like... the 5th time this year...

middle seat between fox and puppy is kinda the dream. I feel so lucky to be loved by such amazing women.

Some people just travel, Juni literally completes side quests.

"can I show u a picture of something I saw in the bathroom" *shows u a picture of my tits*

puppy is in the plane and heavily sedated

just a reminder that I am literally an interacable character on the map. see me, talk to me, get a little treat or gift or smile or joy

met someone in the TSA line and helped them with the line and the rules (theyre not from Chicago) and then gave them a trading card and 20 minutes later they found me in the terminal and gave me this luggage tag 😭😭😭

THE WHOLE WORLD IS INTERACTABLE !!!

"The bears are America's most hateable team" - Mike W.

tbh anyone is allowed to send me plane trading cards from pilots :) i encourage you all to help me on my quest

woke sissy hypno is like: "you 'want to be a woman' simply because you are one. you idiot. you dumb bitch." "you *will* learn self-respect" "you deserve more than mcdonald's and poppers in the back seat of a 2002 camry"

peanut butter flavored joyus ketamine

puppy going to airport. puppy going to airport with girlfriends. puppy excited. puppy wagging tail. puppy need to be drugged before plane or she might be too hyperactive on plane. puppy so excited. puppy barking and woofing

women will really be like "dont cum" and then do everything in their power to make u cum smh

women who are also dogs 😵‍💫

waymo stands for waiting mode

You know sometimes I forget they let dogs have boobs

if you thought that was pretty just wait until I post the pic of me absolutely Beaming at dinner :3

hey

my so-called spoils of ‘war’ (waking up early)

hey girl, i mean "it"

this ad confused me greatly

Blueprint 2

chat does it count as crossdressing if i borrow my girlfriends clothes? (she's a femme and i'm a dyke)

left the comfy cozy bed with girlfriend fox to go on morning adventure to see JetBlue Blueprint 2 with girlfriend puppy

swapping styles is cool. im just a little doll she gets to dress up however she wants. and its a toy i get to dress up. life is so fun 😵‍💫

Air to Ground Message: HEY QUICK QUESTION DO WE COUNT DOGS AS PART OF SOB NUMBERS ON THE FINAL WEIGHTS. Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737-900 A: #a9abccf2489 F: #f98cb73afa0

I keep turning around and theres a beautiful fox on my floor and for some reason my job expects me to get work done??? in these conditions??? there's lips i need to be kissing right there?! I cant write code like this !

why is no one talking about how gay sex causes memory loss

one finger under chin to make head look up is stronger than most drugs, I stg

girl that is incredibly normal and definitely doesnt forget what she was saying when her girlfriend kisses her

Bluesky is cool because I can post something like "I love big fat tits" and a bunch of people will be like "Hell yeah, big fat tits rule." Why would I want some debate nerd to be like "Actually big fat tits are mid"? Fuck that, echo chambers rule.

what do you mean "how many packages do you have anyway?"

making the stuffed animal representations of my girlfriends kiss so they kiss irl

they’re not toys, they’re action figures voice: they’re not dildos, they’re dilators

So what you are seeing aren’t trans users trying to use their identities as a shield, but trans users asking questions about their experiences of disproportionate moderation. They’re asking for an explanation of a pattern that you may or may not be aware of.

hiring two comms people and then continuing to post thru it on personal accounts gotta be the funniest strat i ever did see

so @originstarseeker.bsky.social and i had a joint date with a gorgeous woman on saturday who asked us out together and we like to play up "twin blonde bimbos who are also dogs" angle for her and,, hehe yeah 💕

four strikes to aaron for being bitchmade. this puts him at ten triggering an automatic suspension

No, Aaron. I get you’re in a tough spot, but I cannot permit you to run from this.

giving you head at your desk but stopping anytime you stop typing

girl who is new to kink trying to learn the stoplight system for consent but she's wildly anti-car

@angelic.style is a fucking icon and that is an ANGEL FACT

new friend 3: tokyo duck