better is better

I need to live in New York city. idk when, but I need to. I know i do.

Goodnight pelfie

You can still be a puppy while being proud and appreciative of the progress you've made and success you've had. You just have to be aware of those things, which I fear quite a lot of puppies aren't.

I had no idea until now, until it was literally yelled at my face. "YOURE NOT JUST A PUPPY YOU ARE SO SMART ! YOU DO COOL SHIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABIUT BEING A PUPPY! YOU DO SO MUCH! BE A PROUD PUPPY AT LEAST!" like damn uh fuck yeah I like ugh. youre right. fuck. maybe I am hard on myself

so it turns out "im just a puppy" might actually be a defense mechanism to avoid being proud and appreciative of any progress you've made and success you've had? literallyjustadog llc is looking into this

post label anti commitment personally respecting queer individualistic community oriented communist

big titty trans girl call her a booby trap

big titty trans girl call her a booby trap

done

met a cool it/its clown thing in nyc and found its insta by accident and now all of the sudden im on its close friends story. chat, is this flirting

they let dogs ruminate at the bar now

😭 if I tell u a reply is a little weird I promise u dont need to delete ur account about it. It's okay, it happens, youd only need to delete ur account if I block u about a reply

they let dogs ruminate at the bar now

the kinkiest people you know still won't piss into the wind

what they dont tell u about wearing a tail is even when you arent you sit down on toilets much more carefully

home 😌🙂‍↕️

[like the miso soup sound] I really wish there was a 24 hour Wendy's *drives past a wendys* oh my god a 24 hour wendys

I have finally made it back to chicago

zonky puppy > drunk guy

we just passed a fedex MD-11 and the pilot next to me said he doubts it will ever fly again :(

this is the first time ive knowingly stepped onto an airbus and ive been on this A321neo for maybe 15 minutes. it is WAY better than the 737 MAXs WOAH like even the bathroom is better!! like, the cockpit door doesn't open to block the front bathroom like most 737s?? that feels small but it matters!

she is not but she is so sweet and just showed me around the cockpit a little bit I am crying oh my god shes so kind and was so excited to show me the cockpit of an airbus cause I told her I usually fly on 737s 😭😭😭 AHHHHH this is amazing

being so normal and not weird at all to the two united pilots im sitting between on this flight AHHHHHH SO NORMAL

timing my prescription medication intake so im not too fucked to board but just fucked enough to pass out as soon as I sit down

okay. I fly a lot, I know that. but this is the first flight I'll be on where I know one of the pilots is a woman, and I am just drunk enough that I may or may not have shed a tear about this

rare straight haired aly sighting

we've been making small talk and jokingly making eyes at each other when a bar patron does something silly for the past 3 hours yall what do I do

yall should check out this track i helped make :3 almost all creative credit goes to stel and krystal, but wow it was such an honor to have a part in this

air(pod) bud

heres a lil thing i made in strudel in like an hour or so !! i actually rly like the synth melody line in the middle here

bopping my head like im making some profound and fast drum and bass beat but it's just some some cute silly bluey ass beat

I love lying to strangers I will literally never see again

flight delay by 3 hours drunk in the airport lounge AMA

old man looked at my tail and started chuckling a little so I was like what, not used to seeing someone like me in the United lounge and he fucking clapped back so hard "ive stopped expecting to see anything here, everyone is themselves and I love it. you look great" got his drink, and walk away

i think we made something really fuckin cool here

yall should check out this track i helped make :3 almost all creative credit goes to stel and krystal, but wow it was such an honor to have a part in this

this grew out of a 30 second sample of japanese beetles and we ended up naming it after @inyourculture.bsky.social because of course

Drunk! at an airport

the two genders are steak and lobster. this is a joke about bisexuality

this bartender > tried to tell me im too young to sit at the bar and demanded my ID > told me I look like im a good dj > is now flirting with me

just got told by a bartender that I look like im a pretty good dj and like okay yes you clocked me but wrong flavor

bye bye Travis Scott, have a safe flight wherever youre going

uh, I just saw Travis Scott's E190 private jet at Newark. thats pretty cool

someone just, very kindly, asked me if my hair color is "in honor of the flag" and I dont know how to feel about it

flagging tail in the taco bell

anything can be considered a chicken sandwich if u fuck it hard enough

all the express busses to Newark are canceled so I had to make 3 friends and split a cab. yipee!

3 people have asked me for nyc subway help. I have been able to successfully help all 3 of them. is this a sign....

self respect is goated when social complexity is the vibe