ty @lossgirl.bsky.social for dropping off ur boots for me to clean and polish :3 I'm so fuckin excited to bust out the tools

crème brûlée cheesecake a la eri & sky

flow state arises in the doing

going on a sex strike because my girlfriend won't call me Kirito in bed

“Let me take an eponymous off my Big Bite” - @deerea.rs

the last round of trans people shitting on other trans people for not being the correct flavor of fuckable is so recent I'm still using my display name from the last do-si-do

it’s time to learn how to separate being a funny and mean lil queer from just being outright mean and unpleasant as fuck!

today is a good day to wear my deer ears and deer tail and collar. yesterday was too. tomorrow will be as well. but today, is an especially good day to wear them.

thinking of chopping all my hair off tomorrow

truly Israel can't stop killing civilians and bombing ambulances even if it means plunging the whole region back into war

booked for a poetry reading in early June :333 gonna have so much new material to read there :333

this is the third incident of psychic horror since waking today. enough. ENOUGH!!!

IRGC hackers the moment Israel breaks the ceasefire

Betweenle 1119 - 3 / 5: 🏆🏆🏆 ⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️ - ⬇️⬇️⬆️ - ⬇️🟩⬜ - ⬜⬜ - ⬜ :(

In early 2022 the Chicago Bears fired head coach Matt Nagy and General Manager Ryan Pace and replaced them with a head coach named Matt and a general manager named Ryan P because the team owner was too old to learn new names and this is what star wars fans sound like to me

okay. so one of the core worldbuilding ideas in 17776 is that for some reason, humans stopped aging and stopped dying. everything becomes sorts just... stuck. And in a lot of ways, I think we're already there.

this video is causing a whole-on existential crisis in me right now. imagining a future Universal Century timeline where "Modern Simpsons" is still a thing.

would u still love me if I was a bird

correct.

This post brought to you, and youre never gonna believe this, eri yelling into a pillow the wrong way

chat I might not be a deer. I might actually be an orlotan bunting

this was a bangin dinner

life hack! if u have Bad Brain, isolate urself in ur kitchen and speak to nobody! when ur done cooking, u will have Even Worse Brain and also delicious food to eat!

I get knock knocked! I get who's there'd again!

football.

happy 17776 day if u didn't read it last night u shld read it today

the tail end of this chapter is one of my favorite parts of the whole story

football.

fuckin love this story

fuck it we're doing ketamine and rereading 17776 tonight

reposted with alt text because I fuckin love 17776

been too long since I've gone on an autistic Morrowind infodump so let's talk about faction relationships within The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind

fun fact I am on my fifth set of deer ears. extra fun fact I still have my first set saved and whoever kills me on the hunt gets to take them home as a trophy

2026 trophy wives (cooking, organization, elaborate coffee) is OUT. this year it's ALL about trophy deer (dead, mounted on ur wall, pretty, collecting dust, glassy eyes that seem to follow ur every move and pierce into ur soul with the unspeakable sorrow of a slain beautiful beast)

The Deer Hunter (2026)

Here is the non-autotuned recording of me reading my poem "Glow", by popular demand (i.e. my publisher asked me to): www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ato...

the crazy thing about boots is that I can be bootblacking a pair of leather boots and remain cogent and present and talk about the process and the materials and have it *not* be a kink thing to be doing in that moment, but the entire time my brain is bunched up like on the edge of a sneeze.

I keep reflecting and mulling over this thought in my head, but I think I'm gonna put a hard limit on boot things to say "genuine leather only". which feels shitty because leather is so expensive, but fake leather is so fucking nasty gross for the environment and also on my tongue

back on my bullshit (brainstorming ridiculous food recipes to cook on a Tuesday night)

developers on bluesky will really be like "you believe in having a website without nazis? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy of building a working protocol" and then not build a working protocol

so uhhhh on a completely unrelated note I’m opening for a punk show on Saturday

sending a girl my consent doc has undefeated levels of rizz, like "here is an autistically in-depth breakdown of my kinks and safe words, I am sending this to you because I now trust you to have free reign at any time with anything in this doc" gets the gals SWOONING.

this is not a joke

I know I am constantly on a out how Chicago pizza is so good but this does NOT extend to JB Albertos. pizza so fucking gross I had to put in my consent doc to tell partners they can't threaten to make me eat it

double documented double yolk

was making cheesecake this afternoon with @sky-writes.bsky.social and the first egg we cracked for the batter was a double yolker :3 amazing afternoon with my meta

ON DUCHAMP'S FOUNTAIN

bottoms be like “i know a great top us place”