if you live in Chicago and you shop at The Alley, I do not and will not ever respect you.

eternal reminder to everyone here; FUCK THE ALLEY. no shop that sells to Nazis is a safe place, and Mark Thomas is a self-righteous piece of shit who used my dear friend's death as an opportunity to shit on him for a twenty year old grudge

Unmake The Wild Light

thank you all for participating in the Lucia open beta window. unfortunately our publisher has decided to pull out of the project and so we will be shelving this game without making a full release. Ongoing support to the previously released eri game state continues as scheduled.

hey if u have me on discord or signal can u send me a voice note calling me Lucia? I wanna see how it feels

ahhh yes, my mortal enemy: the author bio blurb.

daughter runs into my room: "mommy, what are you doing?" me, mid-voice note: "mommy is doing something called flirting." daughter: "okay! can I try?" 💀💀

doctor doctor give me the news, I've got a bad case of diarrhea

when I still my body my vision is vibrating left to right slightly surely this is just a weird brain quirk and not a sign of anything concerning

toronto really almost reelected Rob Ford, didn't they

trying something out

idea: knuckle tats reading SHIP/PING womb tattoo reading RECEIVING

self-harming (eating JB Albertos)

𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘦 "alright kitten, it's time for you to learn about the birds and the bees"

reminder that if we fill every seat in the house for this, I will do a special live reading of the Greg Bovino Piss Poem!!! bring ur friends, bring ur coworkers, bring ur highschool ex boyfriend who has never once been to a poetry reading, just make sure u pack the house for Bridget and elle!

hottest milf at the playground

outtakes (no post)

hey check this out *kickflips ur gender*

yearning and naps go together like a nap and yearning

and don’t miss my book launch reading in one week— featuring guest readers elle (not on bsky) and @deerea.rs 7pm @ Cafe Mustache (2313 N. Milwaukee Ave)

and then you round a corner and suddenly there's this

they put a whole city underneath the city

Unmake The Wild Light

Safe Passage

Undertow

Sleepwalk City

so fun fact, if u go wandering around the underbelly if a city at midnight u can take some absolutely WILD photographs

my transition end goal is to be an emotional pestle

best part of the beach rave yesterday was when @iminlikewithyou.cool and I were just getting our groove on as the only two queer people there and this whole group of cis girls from Ukrainian Village came over to dance with us cuz we had the fuckin sauce

I would be more inclined to consider going to the t girl picnic if their graphics ever featured a single woman of color

2 bitches ..... daiquiri in their hooves ...... they fear this

bluesky is kinda like the fable about the boiling frogs cuz all of us are just totally cooked and any time someone gets ready to jump out someone else posts a thirst trap and we stay cooked in the sauce

probably Rules Of Procedure. only person who could beat me out on this one would be @adira.bsky.social seeing as how she wrote the literal rulebook for it adira.itch.io/roberts-rule...

the 2026 ESPY award for Most Improved Player goes to... Cumming!!! narrowly defeating Victor Wembanyama in a tight year. everyone on their feet now with applause as Cumming heads on stage to collect its reward. what a moment for sports

fun eri lore this used to say 218 bpm until someone made a four measure drum fill at 218 bpm and sent it to me

the french call it "la petite mort" it's when you combine your ageplay and snuff kinks

the 2026 ESPY award for Most Improved Player goes to... Cumming!!! narrowly defeating Victor Wembanyama in a tight year. everyone on their feet now with applause as Cumming heads on stage to collect its reward. what a moment for sports

u ever just like, piss about it?

crucial overlooked safety consideration in the waterboarding scene: what to do about the water that gets in ur lungs

looking myself in the mirror and begging myself to have even a fucking ounce of chill for once

busted this look back out for the beach rave btw

she's @iminlikewithyou.cool

u want some nandos?

some dude just yelled "SLUT" at me out his car window while I was out smoking in my beach fit 🙃🙃

intense emotional sadomasochism (she asked me what would happen if you put WD40 on boots)

this is also Morrowind

getting clicker trained but the clicker sound is the "YIPPIE-YI-YO" sting from Who Let The Dogs Out

if you ever decide I'm cool, just remember that I have a Code Of Procedure kink and it'll cure u of any silly ideas about my coolness