call me a student loan the way I'm getting deferred

hey folks! have you been seeing posts of yours that have a higher reply count than the actual number of replies you can see? you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's the bluesky experience(tm)

getting bullied by the trannies in the bar because I actually know the rules and terms of curling

girl are you the pentagon because i want to put a new hole in you

if you work at a bar and a salesperson comes by to drop off sales literature for gambling/slot machines, you have a moral imperative to throw it in the trash as soon as they walk out the door

promise 🥺👉👈

does anyone have access to like, interstate highway roadsign aluminum sign printing? I need to print out an eight foot tall "PLEASE WATERBOARD ME" sign. for a bit.

thinking again about how when I said "god I want a beautiful woman two to four inches shorter than me wearing a pantsuit to waterboard me while acting disaffected and bored" I had so many women go "hi I will happily do this" and now it's been two months no waterboarding :((((

I keep a mental rolodex of women whose accents would be extremely hot to hear let out an exasperated sigh of "no" after I gurgle out my safeword in the middle of a waterboarding session

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

"I don't know what comes next, for New Session or for the world. Looking to the past for inspiration feels quaint compared to the urgent work of not being crushed by the future. To everyone reading: look to the future, to each other. The past is a monster we are stuck inside, it's eating us alive."

Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.

GET IN HERE THE BEATS ARE BUMPIN THE CHAT IS THUMPIN

Jibarito

effective art fills you with grief. effective art haunts your dreams for nights on end. effective art makes you see god. effective art makes you feel like youre falling in love all over again. art is the baring of the human soul from artist to audience. it is the lifting of a curtain.

thinking about a guy I knew named Jim Cuzzens and how I totally blew it by not calling him Jizz Cummens

ok cart is set up i have taken Inventory I currently have -3 foundations -3 concealers -2 blush -1 bronzer -118 powder eyeshadows -8 liquid eyeshadows -23 FX paints -4 black eyeliners -3 white eyeliners -20 colored eyeliners -24 stencils -11 brushes -2 setting sprays -5 sponges -5 lip colors

stream tonight stream tonight its time for a stream tonight ! 8pm est like usual :) www.twitch.tv/krystalswords

does anyone have a preferred brand of setting powder (not spray) that they like to use?

who and what i am now i am in large part bc of the kindness of those whose resonance with the things i love &acceptance of me as a fellow artist showed me how to manifest them. i hope that, in some small way, i have done this for others. to create is to live in abundance. more people should try life

yourre saying women are whole people who are deserving of the dignity of agency and self advocacy? you had me at ‘women are hole people’

my makeup situation has reached a critical mass point where it was spreading out wildly across three rooms so I have done the Big Girl thing and invested not in new palettes, but in organizational tools and storage

my friends make the coolest fuckin art. listen to this shit. listen to it. it fuckin rips yall

i dove to the bottom of the ocean and found this inside a giant clam

ngl I think your publication is deeply unprofessional if you're going to publicly announce winners of your named honorarium contest to your Instagram but not send your submitting writers any sort of acceptance/rejection thru submittable for OVER A WEEK AFTER ANNOUNCING

hey you yeah you i see you there sitting at your desk at work scrolling bluesky im not judging cuz like same but maybe u wanna listen to this sick mix i recorded last week ? better use of your time than approving PRs or pulling reports

KNOW YOUR TAXONOMIES there are three types of deer girl: -beautiful fae creature; majestic, tall, delicate -nervous woodland critter; flighty, jumpy, innocent -hunting prize; meat, bloody, consumable

its not a crime to want to fuck a twink

no no no this is my emotional support 1:39:19 runtime elder scrolls Mythic Dawn lore video u can't just ask me to pause it

hangin up the gloves TKO

this is the best thread of the night

if I text u something with a semicolon just imagine me pausing for .66 seconds and then shrugging with only my right shoulder

For those that don't know Chicago, this spans Division Street in Humboldt Park.

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan

bucket of piss is ready

in the basement, jaxxing off

This game sucks. As soon as it was funny that nothing was happening, stuff started happening

happy bloodplay friday

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Lord Byron siscon discourse

work>club>sleep>needles>club ^ you are HERE

the existence of an all-gender restroom implies the existence of an all-gender busyroom

the sacred sorority of Girls At Club Waiting To Pee is incredible

someone needs to teach the fucking straights how to dance

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"Collared, Leashed, Owned, Humiliated by Sukki, Nokki, Lekki, and Tsukki, the 1998 Nagano Olympics Mascots" Olympics - All Media Types --- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Sukki; Nokki; Lekki; Tsukki; Shaun White; Time Travel; Tony Hawk; Crossboarding (CB);

the web edition of New Session Issue 4 is now live! featuring work from: @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social @asterolsen.bsky.social @mbbischoff.com @ultraviolet.gay @mhn-hello.bsky.social @moribund.club ...and more! read it here: web.issue4.anewsession.com

fyi: BE CAREFUL putting riffs on the internet! bad actors can flip them WITHOUT ur permission

"Collared, Leashed, Owned, Humiliated by Sukki, Nokki, Lekki, and Tsukki, the 1998 Nagano Olympics Mascots" Olympics - All Media Types --- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Sukki; Nokki; Lekki; Tsukki; Shaun White; Time Travel; Tony Hawk; Crossboarding (CB);