Captain Dornberg is the adjutant of the 38th Mordian, trapped in Vardane City and fighting the Eldar for two years. Immaculate and punctilious as only a Mordian officer can be, he has determined to die heroically, in defence of both the city and his regiment's reputation.

in the long run some of you will unfollow me for my unshakable belief that we are entitled to ask our elected representatives to do what we want

it is a universal truth of social media that the lamest accounts use their real names and list their professional accolades in their bios and the best accounts have names like Farthog69 and their bio is an ejaculating ASCII dong

He seems like a guy who is into relatively tame genre's of porn but hides it like it'll ruin his life.

Meet my Large Adult Son

Which category does doom (2016) fall into?

Man I don't know how to articulate "if you think that your teeth shouldn't rot out, and your kids shouldn't have to try to survive polio or COVID, then you have to hold the line on youth medical transition" any more clearly.

Every exchange between medical "professionals" and trans people I've witnessed shows that trans people are more knowledgeable about medicine than doctors. Fuck the hospital. Take me to the wargaming store if I ever get shot.

Okay let's scroll the timeline and see what- oh... vtuber arrested for- oh no... Not touching that one with a thirty foot pole. No siree.

They’re doing shit to this man on Twitter that has never been done to anybody before😭

There exists a type of liberal who wants to abolish ICE and not the police and it astounds me how anyone takes anything they say seriously.

Some tech-priest: "Arch magos, we have deciphered ancient Terran records referencing something called a 'hentai foundry'. It must be found."

Tech companies twenty years ago: "What if your phone could do other things?" Tech companies now: "We're gonna put AI in your dreams. Fuck you. Give us money or a second and third great depression will happen when that bubble pops."

The reason every attempt on Trump's life has been committed by a right wing failson is that McCarthyism was so effective at marginalizing communists (i.e., anyone who can read) that all political violence is now wielded exclusively by incompetent dipshits.

We need to persecute American Protestants

My most controversial Star Wars opinion is that George Lucas should never have been born

I noticed you didn't like the funny reply I made. Am I correct in assuming you hate me and want me dead?

Age=wisdom as a concept developed in the past where being really old meant you were doing something right. Medical advancements, alongside this outdated belief, means that our politicians are almost exclusively very dumb old people.

Some girls are meant to be smashed against the wall until they break I think.

Challenging Yoda to a lightsaber duel and then punting him like a football when he's not paying attention.

Every NAFO guy is Hitler from reddit.

Count Dooku should have a twin brother named Count Koodu. He's nothing like him, not even a force user. He spends all his screen time practicing with a skateboard in the background whenever Dooku is talking. He can never pull off a full kickflip and dies from a stray blaster bolt on geonosis.

Combination taco bell and KFC and cannabis dispensary and gun store and hot topic and gamestop and foot locker and we probably should have built a mall instead.

I won't have finished art for some time, so here is a little WIP. Abelard, you know what to do😁 #wh40k #roguetrader #WIPㅤ

I'm actually fucking crying. Why does he look a sassy baby?! 😭 He said his first word yesterday and it was a slur.

If you voted for Kamala, you helped Trump get elected more than those who didn't vote. Fuck that genocidal POS. Fuck all her defenders.

Yoda got caught under the bumper and dragged more than a block. He was still blinking and his lips could move but the EMTs had to put him down like a horse for his own good.

Platonic dick sucking

When he's right, he's dead on

Happy may the 4th.

I think the world needs a video game like star wars the force unleashed without having any star wars stuff in it. I want to use telekinesis to fight space nazis and godzilla without it being tied to an unstable IP.

I feel like I would like Saw Gerrera more as a character if he wasn't in fucking star wars. He's cool and all, but there's a chuddy little alien dude in the corner named Blumpo Gruckle and I just cannot take anything seriously, I'm sorry.

I will get into star wars again once it is canonized that Jar jar Binks dies in a brutal and prolonged fashion.

What if Yoda just shat a whole bunch of blood before he died and merged with the force? Like an entire bucket of thick red sauce just pooling on the floor and ruining Luke's shoes.

Star wars fan theories: Yoda had sharp teeth, so does that mean he was carnivorous? Did the jedi let loose various rodents in the temple for him to hunt and eat? Did that floaty chair of his double as a toilet? Are his shits packed with the small bones of critters he ate? Did Mace Windu wipe him?

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Bep Shaniro

Twitter users will be like "Those psychos over on bluesky are doxxing people!" and then post CSAM. Nah these nazi bitches deserve far worse than doxxing.

TBT when we were assigned to make senior portraits for art school and my teacher said I couldn't use this one because it was "too upsetting"

海外に仲間が現れて嬉しいね🥰

I ended up filming the finish of this

quick piece of advice: when you see people trying to stoke a fight with "leftists" / "trans extremists" or whatever on behalf of a centrist democrat, the correct response is actually just derisive photoshops of some kind. Failing that a pig with poop on his balls will do

Viltrumites having a sleepover.

"Oh Will Stancil isn't that bad, just mute him, actually it's his haters who are deranged," meanwhile here's Will Stancil calling to "clean house" against those most perfidious leftists, transes, and furries

I hate the narrative that people who hate Will Stancil are "obsessed" when he and his fans go out of their way to bother others. Don't punch someone in the face and blame them for giving you attention.