As a youth, anytime I left the house my father would sit me down, look me in the eyes, and say, "If you're going to protest, make sure you protest the correct way."

Describe your Bluesky account in three words: goofy silly ANGRY

Oh, "Save Draft" is the top button? That's bad.

Showed the King's Hand to my wife and explained it and she turned away from me in disgust

Season two of The Wire was really good. It's just not what you wanted. Now, season five...

Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire

This is depressing

Ahh, okay I thought that fortune teller was speaking gibberish when foreseeing my death

I'd pay for a James Corden Tracker App that alerts you if you're within 5 miles of James Corden so you can try and get away.

Make sure to tell your creative friends if you like what they're doing, because they think it's trash

Beaver: Can I get a ride home? ME: Ok, as long as you don't say... Beaver: I live in the sticks.

And for pictures, perhaps: ai;fo AI; fuck off

I'll have you know, if I had a boss who said he wanted to take somebody's face/off, I'd start to question their leadership.

People doing sports shouldn't have to pretend like they're having fun. Any dance or rhymic routines, let them frown! That's crazy hard stuff they're doing.

Barrel, Boot, Brick

leave courtney love alone and start asking questions about erika kirk

Dropping that ass

A couple weeks after law enforcement murders someone on camera

The Skeleton is equally not as scary and much more scary than it sounds

Whenever a musician announces tour dates, I make sure they have a Minnesota show I can skip

Wanna get me to quit using Amazon? Keep sending my follow up emails about how my order was.

Always nice to read @milesklee.bsky.social taking someone to the mat. Thanks, @wired.com.

I’ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.

My neck hurts from looking up every street and alley I drive by. So many people with white SUVs and blacked out windows like to park them at the end of their block.

Theeeeeere are your Elegant Balloons!

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us. Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.

@perfect-skeeties.bsky.social looking at everyone's cute labels and kicking dirt

Sometimes you're having a meeting, and all of a sudden everyone is yelling, "Zoltar!"

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

I get all my opinions from Diagnosis Woodward.

Imagine being committed to your Mueller She Wrote branding in 2026 The “blueanon” thing really feeling like a fair hit these days

Good morning. ICE is still abducting people in Minnesota.

I like Temu because it's an easy way to describe to my kids that the toy they're interested in is junk. Oh, that's going to break. That's like a Temu toy.

I bought you that gum that makes your mouth look like you've been sucking on a broken pen. Please respond.

Look at the crazy chrome paint job on this car!

[doing a taxing and strenuous activity to save someone's life] Never skip exercise class!

Obi Wan and Captain Picard are the same person

How far back, because there's some French Canadian in here someplace.

Call me when it's the Oh-lympics. Because I'm taking home the gold.

Yes, I know it's actually Kafkaesque.

[small indention of a child's head against chevron in black and white - 2020]

hmm

Ain't no rules says a horse can't fart out a mountain

[16-year-old Aric rises from his grave] Hello, what's all this then?

DON'T NOT PANIC

Regional differences are so interesting

Of the bands I'd wish to get one more records from, Envelopes is in the top five.