Told my family I don’t really care what christmas gift they get me as long as it’s Tactical

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

So you’re telling me that when your country welcomes talented people from around the globe, and brings them together in world-class universities, they make discoveries that save lives? Interesting. UM researchers make breakthrough to treat form of leukemia www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

What!?!?!

I like purity tests. Get pure, you creeps.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

In the first draft Marley told Scrooge “You will be haunted by three spirits, and a giant dancing octopus from another dimension." Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.

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Nearly overwhelmed by so many of our "leaders" and elites vacuously pushing astronomical evil into the world on a daily basis... ...but today I got to spend time with bunch of folks wrapping donated gifts for immigrant school kids and I have to remember that MOST OF US ARE ACTUALLY AWESOME.

How the Grinch Stole Valor

If you’re committing to a sparkly, theatrical getup like this you can’t shuffle and slouch onstage looking xanned out. If you wanna show “grief” consider going less Liberace or better, don’t do big goofy shows for a while. But if you INSIST, dammit, lose the hunchback and do a cartwheel or two.

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

Love this song

It’s great that 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi is coming right out swinging. Not having a second of this bullshit! I think coddled hacks like Bari Weiss have no idea what to do with righteous fury like this except, if anything, somehow play victim. Let’s see!

Warning: very disturbing read. It’s a story told by a woman who Trump allegedly raped when she was 13. 13!! It’s not new. She first came forward in 2016 when he began running for president. It was mostly ignored. But it seems increasingly plausible now! katemanne.substack.com/p/the-actual...

As a country, we talk a lot about protecting children. But our record when it comes to children’s rights is…well…terrible. To truly protect and care for children, we need to get much better at listening to them. And we need an honest reckoning with the dark history of “parents’ rights.”

Personally I hope Space Force has a terrible, sad birthday. I hope it catches swine flu.

I agree with Tim Kaine (in the membrane): it’s very premature to consider impeachment for the twice-impeached fascist and his lawless minions, let’s hold off, cool down, and maybe we can revisit this towards the end of Trump’s third term. We don’t wanna rush into things!!

Yes, it’s time for Eldritch Brunch

But JD Vance said immigrants are buying up all the houses and taking them away from innocent Americans. Sounds like people coming to the US set up their housing pretty well!

HAPPY SOLSTICE! VOLUME WAY WAY UP. (if you can do it without alienating people nearby but honestly, they need this too)

Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.

Rick Steves rules. Good dude!

"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

Welcome to Dairy (horror miniseries for lactose intolerant) (I’ll do it myself:)

no disrespect dolphin but your superpowers are not served well by jorts

When you absolutely, positively, have to get your holiday party guests the HELL out of your house

Every picture of Gavin Newsome looks like a Changeling from Deep Space Nine thast slowly grown to develop a more human face but you know its not because it has none of the humanity behind the eyes

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

Epstein files got more black boxes than a theater festival

From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Happy Holidays from Cindy & me! Celebrate with us tomorrow as Nebula hosts a 12 hour charity stream benefitting World Central Kitchen. 8-9pm ET / 5-6pm PST I'm doing live commentary on an episode of Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse with my director Will, moderated by Sarah Z! Links in the reply!

Just heard Hallelujah, “the song that Shrek has sex to”

AND? I mean I appreciate this info but it’s a daily occurrence and I’m not seeing a plan from people (like you) with a lot of actual institutional power. (Unlike us.)

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.

It's best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It's how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied. It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Why does Rudolph’s nose glow red? His sins. His many, many sins.

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he can name everything after himself like DC is his own personal failed casino. it doesn’t matter. the moment he’s outta power it all comes down. i’ll show up with a chisel and pry that shit off the building myself.

There’s nobody I’d love to start with more than Bush II era Fox superstars O’Reilly and Hannity. They’re not in the zeitgeist much anymore (Bill O probably near death) but something about those specific NY Irish American bully types I know well make me want to straighten out My People. By yelling.

I want to host a show where right wingers come on to talk to me and I just yell at them non-stop until they won’t or can’t take it anymore and leave. Then I spend whatever time is left mocking their cowardice. I feel like this would help us all understand each other and Further the Conversation.

Remember how I said I have it written into my foreign-language contracts that my work has to be translated by an actual human? This shit is why. Those book translations are gonna suck. They'll save money putting out books that are going to be painful to read. That's not a great long-term strategy.

But WHEN is the Popeye's gonna open? www.rifftrax.com/impulse