oh yeah can AI do this?? (sends a work email ending with “brest wishes”)

maine character syndrome

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

I have had 3 cups of coffee and I am invincible, if I have 1 more I will cry if you look at me

well that was a weird ass announcement video

when a white person shows you their absolutely ungodly sunburn that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

I think Eeyore might really benefit from supervised ketamine therapy

Haaland looks like a Labrador at the vet for eating a whole rack of ribs off the counter

She spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today

Colombia, Switzerland, the time has come for you to lip sync for your life

if anyone wants to sell me on your football club, geography doesn’t matter and I love pain

Erling Haaland is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

graham take “no” for an answer for once jfc

Inspiring to see Belgium demonstrate that you can achieve great things when fueled by spite

I still think the hottest beatle was Gregor

Forget it, Guy. It’s Flavortown.

no one has ever looked this good, ever

POV your monastery is cooked

How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.

There’s a new Tillyverse out that’s supposed to be nuts

magic the gathering card called “frost berserker”

tfw u score for the Varangian Guard

the last thing a cod sees before becoming lutefisk

He would’ve held off Christianity from taking Hålogaland for a few hundreds years

He sounds like Tom Waits pretending to be the queen

Jordan Pickford looks like he’d slap his valet with a glove

I can't believe taking the mexican chicken baguette off the greggs menu worked

Haaland enters the match and he’s got his eye on Northumbria

William the Conqueror subbed in???!!

11 minutes extra time, FIFA goes by streaming rules now

fuck it, release the tigers

I haven’t seen a Kane punishment this monumental since Michael Fay made international news after committing a series of property crimes in Singapore in 1994.

soccer

after 1 beer in the sun I’m right there with you Neil

here at overton windows and doors we promise acceptable, mainstream renovation

lol

lil man wanted to fight the fireworks

3am at the diner after a 4 martini night asking for more tzatziki on my gyro but I can't remember the word tzatziki

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

drain the swamp ass

help, the crowd at my event for enormous emotional toddlers is not heeding our safety warnings pls advise

…Oh. They're literally trying to say The Libs™ did it; which I guess makes sense since Milli Vanilli cancelled, and they literally CAN'T Blame It On The Rain. 😃

Tater Tot does not enjoy fireworks. He is prepared for the worst. 🫡

can these freaks just get a life or at least a real problem already

mom watching how I load the dishwasher

“You got Iwo Jima-ed” is still an all timer

king george you pinko fuck

“I want to be super Christian but not listen to the pope” PLEASE read the FAQ before posting a new sect, thank you.

It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are Neil the seal.