hey man can I pet your dog

harrison ford baked af watching george lucas show akira kurosawa the model AT-AT: whwhat the fukc

Sometimes I open X because I want to message an old internet friend that they were good in a show and it just hits me with the most antisemitic post I’ve ever seen and I don’t feel like doing phone anymore

I don’t think this is good for our brains

out in the road today I saw a rasta flag on a cybertruck a little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back

Four people have traveled further from earth than anyone before, in part, using the peak human innovation of “tortillas as plates”

human bodies love being tense and uncertain and then a little intoxicated and then scared again all the time

Six weeks ago: Climbing Trig track to the summit of Tūteremoana on Kapiti Island near Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand, I found myself struggling to believe this magical place could be real.

truly, fuck Kevin o'leary. stop treating him like hes some fun, quirky guy you see on tv.

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

Jeopardy Jamie’s favorite number is 6 because his favorite letter is the 6th letter of the alphabet (F) and when he was a kid he found a cool stick shaped like an F, bro that is a golden retriever thought but I’m happy for you

any excuse to repost this

immediately apparent that Dick Van Dyke's old ass marrying a lady "thicker than zoo glass" is gonna be one of those things that'll just rattle around in my head and make me chuckle out of nowhere from time to time

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

lol

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

Wrote a little thing in my newsletter this morning about the way people talk about AI and writing, and the devaluation of labour www.anxietyshark.ca/solve-for-wo...

One of the largest lads I’ve seen, I love him a lot, I hope he’s so happy for his entire life

doing my taxes rn

press A to activate emergency slug noodle youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

i feel like you all need this

Not in the mood, traffic sign!

Mr President I have new intel to show u

How dare you commit war crimes without congressional approval

they’re on the far side of the moon

reporting back re: the far side of the moon

When the Artemis crew gets their signal back NASA should start talking to them in Klingon

Bonded pairs named Artemis and Orion are coming to a shelter near you

guys my orion capsule isn’t responding, can someone check on her and see if she’s ok

bug or rabbit, who can say they drift in a creek and seek the Way

“Stardew is cosy, play it to unwind ✨🌻🌈🐓🌼” r/StardewValley:

The deleterious effects of not having a hobby are becoming a defining point in this cultural moment—and who is poised to help? That’s right: the autistics. Job fair day where we all set up tables explaining our deep dives and give people a hand out, a path back to society.

Sid ponders the light Kentmere 400 @ 1600 Pentax Spotmatic F #SidOnFilm

LIFE (April 5, 1968)

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

It's frequently pointed out that NASA activities (and basic/exploratory science in general) have a fantastic return on investment, contributing far more to the economy than they take. But even if they didn't, no one's actually taking from the "cure sick people" pot to put money in the "rockets" pot.

Some White House aide is working overtime to find a meme format from 12 years ago to announce a war crime

every day I look at my phone and there’s an op-ed going around that’s like “interracial friendship: why SCOTUS should send it back to the states”

(unsheathing my katana) this guy didn’t check trivago

thinking about this again tonight

Incredibly funny to go see a Mario movie with 100 8 year olds cheering for Yoshi and be sitting there as an adult thinking of culture war grievances and how you get to say it’s not gay

once I told my mom I like posting little jokes because scrolling can be a huge bummer and she was like “Oh. is that what that is?” fucking vaporized.

(Henry Rollins howl) anti bedtime leftist cub

the local news said someone stole 2 golden doodles and hasn’t been caught and my dad was like “that’s its own punishment”

ok but would a dying bluesky look like *this*

A thing I love about THE PITT is how many actors get lines every episode. It’s a choice the producers are making to help a lot of people get/keep their SAG health insurance.

ugh I look horrible plz delete

sometimes after 4 seconds of wrestling my dogs just lay down and grumble at each other and that’s what bluesky fights look like to me