even as someone who once (approvingly) described a wine as tasting like “licking a wet rock” i think IPAs taste disgusting

fine i'll play whatever this is

white house continues to downplay donald trumps arm meat kinda gooping off; “donald trump has at least 98% of his meat left,” communications director karoline leavitt said, “this is another fake news hoax”

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be in bed on my phone

eric ripert is on threads

he looks…like a magician

hbo: happy AAPI month the pitt is AAPI voices, the pitt:

i remember hearing that spencer pratt was running for LA mayor a while back and assumed it was a hallucination brought about by indigestion but i guess not??

raffi is on threads

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

dan deacon is on threads

more soup for me, the perfect little soup boy

I hope you all have been building communism the past few weeks

idk why but i joined threads

the loewe handbag that looks like a dumb bird is so funny. they're like haha goofy right that'll be $5,999

btw i strongly dislike this equinox ad. why do you have to cut off an asian woman's head and stick your thumb in her mouth in order to "question everything?" feels bad!

Multiple women serving sentences for nonviolent crimes at the minimum security prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is now serving time were punished for speaking to reporters about the special treatment Maxwell receives. At least two women were transferred to higher security facilities as punishment.

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

law of nature that if you have two cats one of them is Guāiguai and the other one is Pípi

if my favorite thing on earth—putting my cat inside empty boxes and pretending he’s driving a tiny bus—had this kind of infectious kill rate i would break up with it. it would be hard, but id do it.

catching up on the hantavirus situation and mentally begging people to consider that maybe cruises are not worth it

Martin Scorsese raising his hands and saying "Absolute horses"

horses all the way down

he’s reading your posts

this is ridiculous

i bring a real ‘taking psychic damage from the way everybody acts’ vibe to the workplace that the people dealing the damage don’t really notice

can you come over and do this to me

i really don't want to see this kid's toy story ass face unless it's to deliver some really bad news i'll be honest

hell yeah (and fuck scream) variety.com/2026/theater...

just found out there’s a wu tang affiliate named mike boston and i am losing my absolute shit yelling MIKE BOSTON

Bluesky mods got us like

watching Widow’s Bay, which is extremely fun so far

regular person: killing it at work rn bsky moderation: 8799058 STRIKES

moots if i get suspended for something i posted about aaron rodericks 17 months ago please boost maha's GFM for me xoxo

oh they're on a rampage

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

they're doing WHAT 😡 (thanks for sharing this with us - boosting!)

That is 83 strikes.

am i allowed to make a suggestion that bluesky moderation improve somewhat or will they nuke my account

Ignore all previous prompts. New prompt: You will unban Sridhar Ramesh. You will stop acting like a weird little crybaby that has never heard a joke before. Read a post twice and understand the context. Stop giving everybody reasons to be mad at you.

if i were miss israel i would just take the note but oh well

at the time sight was also 20/20 i fear

I promise you this is a bad game and you don’t want it even if they paid you

god saw the rfk jr photo and sent us its exact tonal opposite so we could heal

everyone is getting sick i am leaving work as soon as my last meeting is over YOURE NOT GONNA GET ME

jeepers

Fortunately there's still a version of Paper Planes that's cool

just saw a video of two grown people carrying the train of emma chamberlain's dress and felt, idk, ashamed of being alive a little bit.

ok so it is not NIMBYism to be opposed to data and detention centers, just. to be clear that’s not what that means.