Just saw a guy who I can only describe as looking like Jekyll and Hyde tweety bird…

To be in Ohio right now experiencing the battle of who gives a shit… must be transcendental

I try not to engage in egregious New York posting but sometimes I just want to publicly appreciate how great a crisp sunny Sunday morning in this city is.

Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!

This is a scene from disco Elysium

Just realized I was wearing 2 pairs of underwear. Like… at some point this morning I put on underwear and then put another pair on top of those without thinking about it.

The energy I’m trying to bring into 2026 is “guy at a wedding with too much turquoise jewelry”

Now make him turn to me, smile, and say “I love you”

This is what every chair looked like back when Klasky Csupo was in charge of making all the cartoons. I will not elaborate further.

I haven’t yelled “you can do it” in a movie in nearly 20 years. And you know why? That’s right… democrats.

If you had a car with this interior you 1000% had to deal with the headliner falling down at some point.

It’s the one time year where I get back on Facebook to see how many people I went to high school with are “done with fake people, drama, gossip and negativity” while being complete dumpster fires.

A perfect 90s album that, for a time, you could get FOR FREE when you mailed in 2 UPC codes from a box of frosted mini wheats.

He’s like doc Holliday in tombstone if doc Holliday was constantly crying about cartoons and baby games instead of gun fighting and gambling.

Merry Christmas to all! even the loser host who tanked the ratings for Kennedy Center Honors on failing CBS! Tried to be master of ceremonies but FAILED BADLY! SAD!

What is that? What is that music? What’s happening? BY GAWD ITS ERIKA KIRK RUNNING IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

Not now sweetie. Mommy is setting off the pyrotechnics at the memorial monster jam rally for your father.

Just saw Glengarry Glen Ross in stunning 3D! Incredible! The veins in Ed Harris’ forehead practically leap off the screen!

Very simply tell it the exact source materials you need and rather than just read those source materials that you already knew you needed yourself, let ai… do… something with them.

* instagram cook wearing a Hedley & Bennett apron * “This broth recipe changed my life!” *makes regular ass chicken broth with like… a little sesame oil added*

When you’re paddling your sweetheart around a duck pond pitching woo and she says yes when you ask if she’ll wear your school pin >>>>>

I’m the one guy you definitely DONT want to debate. I don’t know SHIT. I do NOT argue from a place of sincerity cause I have NO idea what you’re talking about. I will however round up a bunch of rowdy dumbasses to do ad hominem to you. I got THAT tool in the tool box. You wanna mess with THAT!?!

How much money do you think I could grift outa right wing psychos if I redid the baby shark song but changed the lyrics to “Charlie Kirk”

Lady in front of my at the UPS store with 700 individual Amazon returns. What the hell are you doing? You’re returning paper plates. Have you ever bought anything at a fucking store?

People like this are so lucky that the BOH staff doesn't get involved because that is a room full of lunatics with very little to lose who would love nothing more than an excuse to go hands on with custies.

Checking in with all of my little friends who live in my phone 🥰

Rama lama ding dong put food on this table all the years you were growing up young lady! Now you’re too good for it! Now it’s “cringe!?!?”

Remember this kid? He grew up to be all 3 of the girls in this meme. Feel old yet?

Every year time magazine names some dumbfuck as person of the year or whatever and everyone gets mad as hell which is hilarious cause its like getting mad at a boomer version of Zoobooks for being like "Horsey is animal of the year"

If I had elon money, I’d already have a Time Machine and I’d be using it to kidnap colonial puritans, to bring them to the present and force them to watch YouTube documentaries about shit like Chrischan and Pamperchu, clockwork orange style. Which is to say I’d be Doing The Work.

time was when i’d notice a hand sized bruise on my leg that i had no memory of getting i’d just say ‘huh!’ and assume it was poltergeists. now i google ‘leg bruise + dying?’ and let the AI search result tell me it’s poltergeists. also we ran out of jobs cash and hope

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

Congrats to him!

I’m blocked by like, 600 people on here, which all things considered is extremely low given the nature of this place. Gonna hafta get my posting up. Separate the wheat from the chaff.

This thing is just a hair away from an automated version of the room they use to kill old people in Soylent Green.

This edible aint shit…. *takes another* 𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻

Incredible things are happening on Reddit…

"chav nicked me mobile"

STOP showing me the weird broads from wicked... I DONT WANT THAT.

Adams Family Values: thanksgiving movie

Everyone keeps talking about Lizzo but spelling it wrong… do not try to explain to me otherwise

Skitchin, Star Wars pod racer, haunting starring polterguy,

There’s a YouTube ad for one of those stupid ass mobile games where at one point the guy refers to some enemies as “big beefers” and it fucking pisses me off so much.

ChatGPT is down. Millions of americans who ask "what should i make for dinner?" are left in shambles.

theres days when i log on here and have no idea what any of you are talking about. Those are what i call "Good days"

I would never listen to a “pod cast”

What the…

piano exit from layla playing over a montage of DUI stops gone wrong