Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
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Social media dung beetle
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Every day I log on and educate you people at great personal expense
over 2 years ago
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Not the Guy
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not really paying attention to whatever people are talking about on here and frankly i don’t really care if people are still on twitter as l mostly just reached my personal limit but if you talk like this you’ve destroyed your root chakra and it’s over for you
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Jeremy’s iron
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2 days ago
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These are the 39% of people who actually showed up to vote for this shit and are so psychically tied to being right in their idiot delusion that no matter how hard they get fucked they will not change. I’d wager that about half of them are unhappy but unwilling to admit it.
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In Massachusetts people have the power to become immortal by ripping down an entire sleeve of 99 bananas nips in a dunkies parking lot. They do this before going to work at a job that requires using heavy equipment.
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I will never understand people in this city who mob the grocery store before a little snow like they need to load up the Conestoga wagon for a trip over the fuckin donner pass. relax. The bodega is still gonna be open to make your bacon egg and a cheese…
2 days ago
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I only tune in to watch the losers get forced to accept a plushie.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
3 days ago
I always like seeing the fake “dept of…” accounts whenever there is an expected military action by America. They all start speaking in QAnon code to try and pretend they’re in the know. “Sky over Lebanon. Half moon light. Watch the skies. The ocean is ready” fuck are you talking about you maniac
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Half way threw my back out just reaching down to pick up one of my kids toys. But rather than admit that I’m getting old and need to be more cognizant of my health and physical well being… (as my wife has often pointed out,) I’m just gonna tell her I threw it out trying to suck my own dick.
28 days ago
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You know he woulda got to the island and started doing this shit and just FUCK the WHOLE VIBE up.
17 days ago
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Mike Ginn
3 days ago
-----Original Message----- From: Jeffrey Epstein <
[email protected]
> To: Gmax Sent: Sat Apr 02 12:14:45 Subject: Punch monkey ,, beat up again, devastating
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Thembo
3 days ago
i think shinji evangelion would have been happiest as a puppygirl but they hadn't invented them yet
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It’s like a regular fast food burger but instead of a bun you can get it between two slices of tomato! Yeah it fucking sucks to eat and it’ll get all over your upholstery. It’s on the “secret menu” that everyone knows about. It’s called “prolapse style.” You gotta say that when you order it.
3 days ago
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Twinkle twinkle little star? DERIVATIVE BULLSHIT! Just Bah bah black sheep for MORONS.
3 days ago
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This is insanely FUCKED
3 days ago
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Gotta be careful how this gets reported cause if the rest of the world hears trump is just arresting British tourists for the hell of it they may make him world emperor…
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3 days ago
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Donald told me i was allowed to go to area 51 and see the aliens and that i could fuck the aliens as long as i stopped sharing Epstein memes on instagram.
4 days ago
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You never hear about bearer bonds anymore. have they all been heisted/flown out of a helicopter door from a shot open briefcase?
4 days ago
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Saying you were “brutally attacked on Twitter” unironically is such a deeply unserious complaint that even typing out the words should disqualify you from the public discourse. You’re simply too much of a big soggy wet bitch to be taken seriously.
5 days ago
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Oh, they fuckin’…
6 days ago
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I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
7 days ago
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Lotta yall don’t wanna grow up big and strong AND IT SHOWS.
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12 days ago
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not seeing "guy who shows up bullshits and smokes cigs for 7 hours" on there so im feeling pretty good...
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13 days ago
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A rotisserie chicken costs 4.99 at the fancy grocery store by me… my opulence knows no bounds…
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13 days ago
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Personally I preferred when Super Bowl commercials were ”AAAND TWIIIINS” and not Mike Tyson telling me to “eat beef, fatso” on behalf of the US government.
15 days ago
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Or as I like to call it… the good ol days
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KL
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The NFL C atch T he E xcitement
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As far as I’m concerned the real “super” “bowl” is a bowl of delicious Dinty Moore beef stew.
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16 days ago
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You know he woulda got to the island and started doing this shit and just FUCK the WHOLE VIBE up.
17 days ago
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17 days ago
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Sick of this!
19 days ago
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My, “I dont need Epstein to be able to fuck children” shirt etc etc etc….
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23 days ago
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Half way threw my back out just reaching down to pick up one of my kids toys. But rather than admit that I’m getting old and need to be more cognizant of my health and physical well being… (as my wife has often pointed out,) I’m just gonna tell her I threw it out trying to suck my own dick.
28 days ago
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Greg bovino has been sent home
28 days ago
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The second amendment doesn’t exist if you can be summarilly executed for carrying a gun legally. Of course the NRA doesn’t give a shit because they’re huge bootlicking pussies.
about 1 month ago
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Not now sweaty. Mommy is posting about being a piece of shit.
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about 1 month ago
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Republicans want to replace the department of education with this:
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I love a seafood chowder but you really can’t think about what it is cause “big pot of hot milk and fish” is completely deranged when you actually get down to it.
about 1 month ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 1 month ago
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
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about 1 month ago
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3 questions you never ask: Never ask a man his salary Never ask a woman her age Never ask a white supremacist what ethnicity his wife is.
about 1 month ago
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Pants Down, I’ll suck you off. Headstrong, I’ll suck off anyone Drop trou, let’s see that dong Headstrong, headstrong
about 1 month ago
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Just whispered to myself: “theyre memeing at a high level” while looking at posts on instagram
about 1 month ago
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I am not respected on the r/hotdog subreddit I am FEARED
about 1 month ago
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WELL I GUESS ILL JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!!
about 2 months ago
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
about 2 months ago
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The energy I’m trying to bring into 2026 is “guy at a wedding with too much turquoise jewelry”
about 2 months ago
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This is what every chair looked like back when Klasky Csupo was in charge of making all the cartoons. I will not elaborate further.
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about 2 months ago
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I haven’t yelled “you can do it” in a movie in nearly 20 years. And you know why? That’s right… democrats.
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about 2 months ago
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If you had a car with this interior you 1000% had to deal with the headliner falling down at some point.
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about 2 months ago
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