anyone else getting judgy vibes from the labeler

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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

(not getting likes because my posts are Bad) the team must be unaware of some service problems

and tomato's red glare, wet bread bursting in air

the star sando banner. is this anything

you can not be tried for throwing the same sandwich twice, because of the double havardi rule

when are they holding the parade in dc

We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

Aggressively misinterpreting jokes is not actually a requirement in order to post on Bluesky. Not many people know this.

a dollop of gochujang keeps the terrors at bay

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Hey man just wanted to congratulate you on breaking that 100 post albatross that’s been around your neck

I ruined this workplace and I’d do it again

s-bahn posters will write good alt text for train maps, engage/riff about transit in the replies, and boost good content about trains

s-tier posters will write good alt text, engage/riff in the replies, and boost good content

At my first IETF in Montreal! #IETF124 @bibo7086.bsky.social , meeting you inspired me to fixup some bugs on my Bluesky alt text stream, thanks! bobbiec.github.io/bluesky-alt-...

i am pleased to inform you that "around the world" by señor coconut & his orchestra is an absolute bop. however, i regret to inform you i found this out via the Sing 1 soundtrack

Gals, if you're not absolutely ruining the workplace for certain kinds of men, you need to step up your game. 🩷

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

love to get my blood drawn next to a dude who's doing open mic night "and what's the deal with passing out" bro please not now they're draining my lifeforce rn

No Noise November. everybody shut up

"the night is darkest just before the dawn. and i promise you, the dawn is coming" - harvey dent, on having to fast 8-12 hours for before routine bloodwork

No joke this was a thing that one friend group I had in high school would do the day after thanksgiving, we also had a costume party and called it “Turkeyween”

starting a rumor that this year thanksgiving will have a trick or treat component but instead of candy and chocolate it's side dishes

democratic socialism! at the sbarro

oh no

how do you do, my fellow blueskyers?

I need @gatodejazz.bsky.social to see this Frederique gone wild footage

i cannot emphasize how personally attacked i am by this box that has the words "minty chocolate shortbread cookies enrobed in dark chocolate" on it

NARRATOR: it was, in fact, very wrong.

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they're saying "jerry's replies to @skywatch.bsky.social" are the worst thing about becoming a bsky.team dev

shaking my head slowly so everyone else on the free city bus to the $8 halal cart gathering knows i disagree

a Discovery feed but it's Crashouts could fix us

Finally I can announce it: in January 2026 I will be launching Mr. Rachel for Bigs

(youth pastor voice) you know who else joined april '23

live view from cuomo hq

you're laughing? when polls close, andrew cuomo is going to have to blast off with team rocket and fight meowth for a seat and you're laughing?

they're reprising this at decision desk. then they're gonna do npr tiny desk

this implies the existence of butternaise chicken

This changes everything

decision desk is calling it. you've won the dork district by a landslide

sorry for my incoherent reply after my ten minute post-dinner nap. i don't know what time of day, day of month, month of year it is

*gesturing to literally everying* I've seen enough

got dinner from the hot food bar at 99 ranch and the checkout lady opened every single one of my takeout boxes & made me go back and fill two of them fuller. 11/10 will patronize again

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"