I'm not allowed to disclose the identity of the handsome surprise guest accordionist at tomorrow night's Baseball Project / Minus 5 show at the Crystal Ballroom. Tickets via crystalballroomboston.com/events/the-b...

Auto-correct is having a hard time with the word "Robo-saurus." I am dismayed.

Please don't tell my family... they think I have a reputable job.

That medley of Barbra Streisand's "The Way We Were" into Justin Timberlake's "Can't Stop the Feeling" was approximately good.

I think it would sound pretty good, but let me run it by you in a couple minutes so you can pass your own judgment.

I can play the song, but I can't help with whatever affliction it is that causes you to do that.

Depends... is Jay gonna let me finish whatever that is that's on his plate?

Let's find out together.

Sure! Do you want me play *both* notes?

Varitek and Cora are watching Red Sox batting practice today, and Cora is wearing a Varitek t-shirt.

Here's my latest original composition: Fenway Park Scherzo for Organ and Fire Alarm in B Minor.

Enjoying the typo in a request I got tonight for "Another One Bites Toe Dust."

You couldn't get her better seats, Patrick?

Pretty heartless of my neighborhood park to outlaw three-legged dogs.

If that wasn't one of the three all-time best extended medleys of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" into "Dancing Queen" into "Come On Eileen" into "Mr. Sandman" into "Build Me Up Buttercup" while the Fenway Grounds Crew fixed a divot on the pitchers mound, then it's back to the drawing board for me.

Now I'm boycotting Jazz music for the rest of the weekend.

Let's find out together.

Not as fun as Motorhead by Motorhead off the album Motorhead, but I'll give it a shot. bsky.app/profile/lobs...

I agree. It *might* be nice.

In my defense, that 2nd-inning medley of "Beer Barrel Polka" into Badfinger's "Baby Blue" probably wasn't gonna play itself.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend that 1st-inning medley of Empire of the Sun's "Walking on a Dream" into Boney M.'s "Rasputin" to their patients who chew gum.

I'm one of the speakers this Sunday afternoon at Musician Meetup Boston, taking place at Bristol Studios near Symphony Hall. Come tour the studios and chat with Rithik Kundu and me and other Boston musicians. meetup.com/musician-mee...

I’ve got my Charleston Chew and I’m ready to rock.

The old "Happy Birthday to You" song is overplayed. Please join my grassroots movement to make "Hocus Pocus" by Focus the official new "Happy Birthday" song (alternately, Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday" song would be an excellent choice).

Whenever you're feeling low and you want to be cheered up, remember that Roy Orbison's dad was named Orbie Orbison.

Cover art for my solo album, scheduled for release in 2037.

So glad we made it past Labor Day so that all the radio stations could switch to nothing but Christmas music for the next five months.

When I went to Ballpark Organ College, I majored in Questionable Choices.

I thought that playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" for Smokey Bear would always be my dumbest Ceremonial First Pitch joke ever, but we just had the author of "Fourth Wing" (Rebecca Yarros) and I went with "Stop Dragon [sic] My Heart Around," so there might be a new frontrunner.

If that wasn't one of the three all-time best medleys of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" into Michael McDonald's "I Keep Forgettin' (Every Time You're Near)" into Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," then it's back to the drawing board for me.

Shirtless dude riding a bicycle on Comm Ave while playing a flute. #AllstonChristmas

Okay, but don't tell Jarvis... he has wicked FOMO.

Sounds like Sweet has a spicy side.

Okay, but this song requires you to clap on the 1 *and* on the 2 *and* on the 3 *and* on the 4.

Oh, shit! It's September already?! Time to spend the next 30 minutes trying to remember where I put my sweaters.

That 2nd-inning medley of Sabrina Carpenter's "Manchild" into Guns N' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" might've been the best one you'll hear this side of Karaoke Night at Kowloon.

"I Didn't Necessarily Earn or Deserve This Donut, But I'm Eating It Anyway: The Josh Kantor Story"

Have you gotten out of there yet? I want to make sure you're in the ballpark before I play it so you can hear it.

I'm choosing to believe that O'Brien knew exactly what he was doing on the broadcast just now when he said, "it's brought to you by Honda, and here comes Narváez who drove one into the Monster Seats yesterday."

Not saying I'd die on this hill, but that medley of Dolly Parton's "Coat of Many Colors" into The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go" was solid.

Ah yes, Social D... a perfect blend of Tenacious D, Chuck D, Heavy D, Kiki Dee, and (somehow) Sunny D.

Recently learned that the backing vocal that's enchanted me for decades on George Harrison's "Dream Away" is by the criminally under-appreciated Syreeta Wright. Now preparing to throw several parties in commemoration of this discovery.

Do you mean, like, philosophically? How 'bout I play it and then we see how we feel about it?

"Frankenstein" 🎶

Boy, that FB anniversary page really knows how to twist the knife. (I did have a very good excuse for not showing up, though... I was napping.)

Super psyched to be playing tomorrow (Thurs) with Jim's Big Ego! Good times guaranteed.

*Wall Street Journal reporter: Hi Josh, can I ask you some questions? *Me: I'm not qualified to comment on anything related to Wall Street. *Reporter: It's for a story about the genius of Nancy Faust. *Me: Ooh, hold on while I gather my 1,200 pages of notes on the topic. www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...

Managed to do some top-tier pandering during my guest appearance at a recent Guster concert.

Hold my calls; I need to spend the next several hours watching this impromptu duet from childhood best friends on the 12/1/79 episode of Soul Train.

Glad everyone's getting to up-to-speed on learning Jhostynxon Garcia's nickname -- google.com/search?q=jho... -- so we can move on to talk about how great his hair is (and the fact that he just slashed .303/.367/.564/.932 with 17 HR, 52 runs, and 56 RBI in 66 AAA games at age 22 before his call-up).