me having terrible posture my whole life: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! me suddenly getting back pain: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

white people need to stick to podcasting and stop sticking their noses in other kinds of art

Thanks to modern consumer safety standards, it's basically impossible to get a Reichstag to sustain ignition these days even if you douse it in lighter fluid.

she bánh on my mì til I phở

♫ some day you will find me caught beneath the twin bed in a red wine supernova in the sky ♫

only thing i’m engraving over here are the WORDS on my SKEETS that i fire into the DISCOURSE

me having terrible posture my whole life: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! me suddenly getting back pain: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

you could say that he wants them in masks because he prefers them fully upholstered for enhanced gooning

it's actually really rude of you guys to use !'s at the end of your passwords for the symbol that's my thing

Chotiner interviews Janeway

Some major personal news:   Things have really changed. Now I need your help.   On why I left academia, why I left America, and why I need your support as I am starting over as a full-time independent writer:   Onward. Forward. Steady:

this is a big part of why i’ve got no patience for anyone trying to gatekeep this site. the people who annoy me can go stand over there, where they’re almost invisible—just want everyone off the disinformation nexus.

solid callback to jack paar’s tangle with nbc censors

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators

hey i found your wikipedia page

**’born to be wild’ starts playing**

what if thomas friedman had written huckleberry finn?

I learned more about physics from a man named Julius Sumner Miller than any other source — and it's because his show is one of the funniest, most memeable things you've ever seen. I cut up the best episode . If you have 2m50s, watch it all. You won't regret it.

governors will do almost anything to avoid forming a state paramilitary force that can physically confront and arrest federal goons

Health and science reporters should lead the coverage of all these health-related conspiracy theories & newsroom leaders should keep their both-sides political reporters out of their way.

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

the ultimate cosmology status symbol 🔭 🧪

don’t think anyone can give a meaningful answer to that question without grappling with what these charts show

look at me look at me a bluesky elder is talking

Centrist Dems: It's an extraordinary time. And the solution is, you'll never guess, the same things we've been trying for the last 30 years.

The reason the sequels fall apart as a single story is because JJ Abrams is bad at stories. No amount of planning or outlining can fix that.

Folks, I regret to inform you that GWAR may have transgressed the boundaries of civil discourse and tasteful artistic expression. Truly, Blöthar the Berserker has besmirched the proud, dignified legacy of Oderus Urungus with this tactless display.

i have been PARCHED for gilmore girls news in a seemingly endless drought, and now, finally, rain

Counterpoint: who cares? If nothing else, giving the color of law to state law enforcement who attempt to get federal law enforcement to comply with state law legitimizes the conflict between the two, which is very useful when the federal law enforcement is being weaponized by a would-be tyrant.

This clip is part of a eulogy

if only i hadn’t missed the submission deadline

I just eliminated my two-year-old like on this post so I could like it again, sharing so you can do the same

Feast your eyes on this Coca-cola bathing suit and checkered towel combo.

finally, my lifelong dream of tossing the world’s largest salad is within my grasp

stephen miller’s organs wish they could donate themselves

new ringtone just dropped

jokers to the left of me, jokers to the right, and i'm here, also a joker.

gotta get out there an make sure nobody's celebrating this guy's death

camera operator got caught looking at the coolest guy in the stands

Look on my works, ye mighty, and be like damn bet he sucked

the guys draped in skulls and psychotic gun imagery would like to have a word with you about your glorification of violence