I am so fucking tired of waking up and reading about the latest massacre I am so fucking sad that none of this surprises me anymore

The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

the roadmap to technological fascism is both terrifying and deeply insufferable our wannabe overlords are evil, and dangerous, and also total dweebs

Superman is awesome and if you can’t find a way to tell a good Superman story without it being boring, sincerely, skill issue

I can think of a lot of more accurate and less flattering terms for dudes who travel to other countries to trap foreign women in subservient relationships than “passport bros”

no basketball player - maybe no sports player - has ever had the hype that LeBron James did as a kid he came into the league with his expectations set at “if he doesn’t finish top 10 all time he’s a bust” he somehow exceeded them

Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic

I mean really how could she possibly resist

LeBron is 41, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god

this is adorable and it’s extra funny because of the way mamdani correctly leaned into branding himself as “zohran” (it’s a really cool name!) but now that he’s the mayor that’s his name instead apparently

imagine how good the hawks would be if they had e.g. stephon castle instead of risacher

there is little more powerful than the look of parent solidarity that says, I’ve been there, let me help you or at least offer some sympathy

walk off balk in a 21 inning game is the single most baseball sicko thing that can possibly happen and I’m sad we didn’t get a World Series game that ended like this last year

it is imperative that democrats win the senate and keep the senate until one of these fuckers keels over like scalia did and then they hold the seat open until a dem can nominate someone

Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic

the thing is that sometimes there are cases when the fans are actually right and it’s still not a good idea to listen to them because then you start listening to them when they aren’t, which is most of the time

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I can think of a lot of more accurate and less flattering terms for dudes who travel to other countries to trap foreign women in subservient relationships than “passport bros”

Superman is awesome and if you can’t find a way to tell a good Superman story without it being boring, sincerely, skill issue

John Roberts is and always has been Sam Alito with better PR he has declared himself and his fellow republican justices the unelected rulers of America and they have wielded their power in favor of making Donald Trump of all people untouchable the court as it exists today must be broken

👇🎯 Yes but it needs to go further: - No shadow docket - No clerks - No building - Riding the circuit We can debate necessary structural reforms like more seats & such. But first, immediately, the next Congress needs to strip these Wizards In Robes of every perk & power not explicitly in Art. III.

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

clash of clans, now sponsored by quentin tarantino and rex ryan

bringing back shame and social sanction for being a bigoted asshole is good, actually

this is stupid but chipotle prices are basically how I track both fast food inflation and sales tax increases - I have one right down the street and get a burrito bowl a lot of days so any time the price changes I notice immediately

If they settle, I think it's an impeachable offense for both him and the AG.

there are a lot of reasons I love A Knight’s Tale but the bit where William and company reenter London in triumph while The Boys Are Back In Town blares is near the top of the list truly the boys have never been so back

Peace, but only during trading hours

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

five hundred dollars (and a free blizzard) to whoever can talk this thing into giving them a free blizzard

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

given graham platner’s history of making, shall we say, questionable decisions, how certain are the folks backing him that swalwell-esque stuff isn’t going to drop the second we hit the general election?

as fine an example of “describe crimes as generically as possible” theory as exists

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

that they are freaking out this badly over a surtax on second homes worth more than five million dollars - the most excessive rich person thing imaginable, which doesn’t even affect most of them - really makes it clear how little attention you need to pay to the freak outs

today so far

The Art of War is very funny once you understand it for what it actually is, which is Warfare 101 For Dipshit Nobles the intended audience is exactly people like Pete Hegseth

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

the basic theory of DOGE was that if powerful people said it was fine it didn’t matter what the law said. I think proving that theory wrong is worth significant effort

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms “Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding “Your money or your life” had better bring a folding chair and packed lunch and a book to read while the debate goes on.”

We should have never doubted this man

how many iterations of two weeks away from being two weeks away are we on at this point

Exactly one year ago today:

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

this will last until the next time Zohran gets him in a room at which point Trump will start waving a DSA flag for fifteen minutes until Stephen Miller wrests it out of his hand