🫈 there he is 🫈 did you see him?? 🫈 dont let him get away!! 🫈

The divide is actually pretty stark! www.pewresearch.org/science/2025...

Take off that Dr. Frankenstein nametag brother, you’re making software

the feeling of finding A Deal is as core to the american identity as baseball or the constitution. when we lost our Deals to corporate optimization we lost our way. that's why i will give every american a universal 30% off coupon that has to be honored at any business on any one purchase or service

lots of valid criticisms of bluesky. none of them come within grapeshot of how great it is none of these guys spend time in my consciousness anymore

i don't even feel anything looking at the criterion flash sale. it just doesn't move the needle anymore. now a 55% flash sale? that'd move units

More than 90% of liberals and leftists vote for the Democratic candidate in every election, this is a problem confined to the world of posting

this is the one that immediately jumps out at me anyway

I hate that they're even called apps in Windows and macOS. They're programs. Grow the fuck up. Apps are chicken tenders.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

SHIN GODZILLA: [blasting an entire city in half with a laser beam] ME: [weeping] hes so lonely...

Too many of you are talking about the Criterion Flash Sale and not enough are worried about the Barbarian FASH in the White House putting the country up for SALE smdh

event photography rules i just said "there's so much natural light in here!" with the enthusiasm of announcing a winning lottery ticket

Again, there is no path forward without consequences and punishment for this.

Hey - great post

happy 25th Anniverary of Randy Johnson Killed A Bird That One Time Day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_o...

We already have an enormous monument to Robert E. Lee's contributions to the history of the United States: Arlington National Cemetery.

at long last we have created the "fighting jack reacher" scenario from the critically acclaimed series, "don't fight jack reacher"

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

Oh well this shit should be over with pretty shortly lol

www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/03/aust... extremely cool project alert

iPhone for texting, iPad Mini for gaming, iPad Pro for working

ipad using millennial erasure. we are the daywalkers who can bridge generations. with the power of ipad

I'm 43 years old. I use my laptop to buy my phone. I use my phone to buy a smaller phone. I use that smaller phone to buy two smaller phones, and each of them buys two smaller phones each. They earn $42,000 a month working from the comfort of their own home.

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

this is charles' wife. charles threw himself off of hole-in-rock after reading this.

nothing i love more than a really chintzy sports endorsement deal. ben rice's ben's rice? perfect; basically indistinguishable from an all-star endorsing Wheat Marm breakfast cereal in 1958 or a a Victuals-Enhancing Tonic in 1933

My local industrial gas supplier also wanted people to know this recently

guy who gets mad at ice at the airport because candy crush is for fake gamers

I feel like the great lesson of the Civil War is that amateur armies of shopkeepers, farm laborers, and clerks can, when well armed and supplied, beat the absolute piss out of a chivalry-obsessed gentry class and their allies among the smallholders

project hail mary: better than the book!

i need a DND setting for my phone that explicitly tells people i'm in a movie, what movie i'm watching, and that i'm a better person than they are because i'm patronizing the movies

its called The Post-Interception Pose. Quarterbacks only do this when they're very distressed

"Am I welcome?" ICYMI: ESPN commentator (and former Texas Rangers outfielder) Doug Glanville spoke to me for my latest [eyeblack]. Glanville told me what he believes the Jim Crow-era monument represents:

If we could figure out some way to tie DC statehood to making everyone in the Senate keep working weekends I think they'd hold out for about 10 days and then do it.

I have a folder of Simpsons newspaper gags on my desktop for whenever I need a little chuckle

no matter how bad your day is going, at least you're not this asshole

The Ellisons are a malicious force and their wealth should be stripped for that reason alone but we should also cheer for an end to media consolidation that makes "third season of College Star Trek" not worth the effort

unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to

when I see a bad take: [this person follows me]: oh man, they must be having a rough time, best to give grace. [this person doesn’t follow me]: what a credulous dipshit, a stupid loser who believes idiotic things

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

I'm tired of hearing from this guy about fucking everything. I don't need to know what he thinks about the NCAA or Mueller's death or this.

Sure that sounds good

the absolute litmus test for every democratic primary needs to be “do you support Supreme Court reform that would replace the current illegitimate majority with a liberal majority, and do you support filibuster reform to get us there”

Liberalism too was born out of tremendous violence, in terms of both ruthlessness and scale. But this has been forgotten, particularly by liberals. Some of this is intentional. Mostly I think it's just a kind of passive Whig history; the notion that the "arc of the universe" simply bent towards it.

I don’t know what the name of this disorder is but it seems serious.