This would fix me

this is like putting in your 7th/8th guy off the bench and he just drops 35 out of nowhere

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Most direct example I've seen of the AI data center boom complicating the energy transition. Amazon just outbid a Washington state electric utility for one of the nation's largest solar projects: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Someone should ask Dave Roberts for comment about the presidents post about the Obamas since he is hiding behind the "respect the office" bullshit. Does he really not have a line that someone can cross where that no longer applies? How come he decided it applied previously?

i'm thoroughly enjoying the first book of the stormlight archive series. as with any fantasy series written by a white guy, i am asking at this time that if the author is a total freak no one tell me about it until i'm finished

If someone has this many tags I basically imagine them like Renfield, just creeping around a dark cell screaming at shadows and eating rats

can't say which i find more appalling, remnick handing him a "fair enough" on the left and right being equally antisemitic or saying there was "no immigration policy" under dems. either way, super embarrassing for remnick to get steamrolled this hard by the right's pre-eminent midwit

The Offspring had a song about this

new reaction image drop

Threads is I think currently the most important social media platform because it's the only one where the witches have discovered the magical barrier protecting Trump from harm. it's not a barrier of his own making btw it's apparently an Outer God's doing

grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late

if i were in congress right now i would be busy introducing a bunch of bills to rename shit the donald j trump and jeffrey e epstein memorial [Whatever]

that's right, tim. today's friday lunch sandwich was the paneer masala panini from eggholic, a local vegetarian-indian street food joint. messy but tasty!

it’s time for a #LunchSandwich

"Girlboss" was instantly both an excuse and an ability to handle misogyny leftishly.

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

The Lion is listening and learning from the concerns that the sheep community have raised.

Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

MLB TV will remain $150 a season but look at this BS they’re trying to pull. You cannot “buy” MLB TV without buying ESPN Unlimited, but they give you a one month free trial, and then the hope is you forget to cancel since you don’t need ESPN to have MLB TV, only to initially purchase.

Seeing these two headlines side-by-side is really something

sorry ChatGPT bootlickers... I'll be over here using the liberal democracy supporting Claude

Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.

there are cold hearted, evil people in this world

Love and support you always, Cincinnati Enquirer (support local media), but esp today This is a Midwest daily paper. About as middle of the road as you can get & they understand that this is an objective, straight news headline, in the context of a planned Trump/GOP onslaught in Springfield, etc

Even after all this time Google knows exactly what I mean.

Would you kill democracy forever for 3 days of 50 degrees and sunny weather? Like maybe

drop a warhead in the polar vortex. whatever it takes. i don't care anymore

kind of a half-baked theory here but one difference between trump 1 and trump 2 is that while the flood the zone strategy means he's still generally immune to consequences, the right wing's ability to make a storm in a teacup out of any given lefty's smartass post is greatly diminished now too

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

This is what the WaPo lost its entire foreign affairs press corps for?

It’s only a matter of days before we find out that Mohammed Atta was the inaugural recipient of the Jeffery Epstein Aviation Scholarship

its #RuinedPrioryFriday & there's this curious quartet of monastic sites in a crescent around Shrewsbury which deserves a bit of a thread 🧵👇

gonna get through this whole thing without ever learning what the blockchain is

Folks can stay mad, we recognize and remember still ❤️🖤💚 "US mathematician Gladys Mae West was best known for her foundational work on GPS systems. As an African American woman, West overcame huge barriers to contribute to this key technology." 👇🏾

so widely reviled he's getting kicked from the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon sign class of sports bars

I hope this happens every day for the rest of his miserable life lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

it has never been more important than it is right now to post any pictures you take of greyhounds in their little jackets and booties

krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance

amazing feeling: picking up battlefield 1942 for the first time in 23 years and still being good as hell at it

Sick of this!

i'm not interested in debating bbq vs grilling or how to cook chicken thighs or anything like that. i'm solely curious about what position someone else could have taken that caused the contrarian synapses that rule her brain to fire off "barbecue is really easy, actually"

helton's SLG dropped almost a hundred points in 2002 because he couldn't stop crushing bowls of chips and salsa in the clubhouse between innings. tack two more wins onto that season and he gets into the hall several years earlier. players should keep this in mind before signing endorsement deals

watching elite consensus-makers egg each other on in seeing who is willing to put their name on the "pedophilia isnt that bad actually" article is so cool. that used to happen in private smoke-filled parlors! now it happens in substack comments sections. that's digital democracy in action

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert