maybe it's the contrarian impulse kicking in but if it were me i'd rather get a freemium corporate swag jacket and a big hot dog to do a presser than 60 seconds with ken rosenthal asking me whether I Felt It Tonight

i think this should make everyone happy

Yikes, season premiere of MLB is a dud. I’m gonna give it 2000 more episodes to see if it improves.

yankees fans love to venerate this guy for some reason even though the entire reason the 90s dynasty years happened was because he was legally forbidden from doing anything with the team

*guy who has his credit card number memorized voice*

Lmfao

False Opening Day

so how many streaming services broadcast games this season? more booths with the postseason problem of announcers who can never settle into a rhythm seems worse overall

Bert Kreischer is like if Scrappy Doo was a person

Baseball fans all over come together to say “we don’t like any of this!” about entire broadcast of baseball game

ben rice, of ben rice's ben's rice fame

happy first "well i guess i'll see what else is on" of the season everybody

well now I can't not see it

Agree, but Bert Kreischer should still have to be there. No formal role, not on camera. He should just have to watch the Reds game, quietly.

You have to pay 500,000 dollars for every point of font for a scorebug

i miss the smooth, confident onscreen graphics and scorebugs of apple tv

Baseball on Netflix. Like, what is this, Lilyhammer or some shit? Is that what this is? Lilyhammer? The 2012 series commissioned by Norway'sNRK1 in association with Netflix and German-owned distributor Red Arrow International?

fanduel should be one of those forbidden words we strike from history, not just something we should ban from advertising during games

got this in the mail today

Here we are again

the modest little app also called Sora that lets kids check out ebooks from their school library

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

the next big fashion trend should be olive salad-patterned dresses with mustard yellow accents. for the muffuletta enjoying woman on the go

It’s big ball chunky time

I was amused to read in McKibben's new book that an acre of corn ethanol will drive an F-150 ~25,000 miles, but an acre of solar panels will drive an F-150 Lightning ~750,000 miles

when you raise gas prices you're killing the american dream for the 300 million people in this country for whom their only chance is to get hit by a Lamborghini and an eight figure payout

NYPD ADMITS TO STREETSBLOG THAT THERE IS AN INTERNAL POLICY OF NOT GIVING TICKETS TO CITY EMPLOYEES OR FANS OF RIGHT-WING RADIO SHOWS nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/25/f...

Five House Democrats joined Republicans in voting to treat DC like a colony and give sweeping authority to an unelected, unaccountable, reactionary Trump-created commission: Cuellar Davis Golden Gray Perez

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

FILM STUDIES PROFESSOR: what this scene tells us is that roman polanski thinks knives are scary ME: dont most people think knives are scary FILM STUDIES PROFESSOR: i thought i told you to shut the fuck up

The funniest mental trap social media has created is the idea that you can just use more words to correct an illiterate

$50 to the first beat who asks Zack Wheeler if he’s “you know, ‘tried it’” since the rib removal

[smiling as I add carrots, celery, and onions to my soup] ah, the holy trinity [a cloud crosses my face when I drop a bay leaf into the pot] …and the sin eater

it's so funny shelby foote's main contribution to ken burns' baseball (which im rewatching for opening day) is saying there's something admirable and core to the american identity about being a bitter, sore loser. like yeah a confederate apologist would think that

Happy Opening Day

i'm reeling but it works

for every ten likes on your post, i will photoshop an increasing larger mickey mouse glove on cody bellinger

The economy in shambles as I consider a large purchase and decide against it. Economists throwing up as I announce that "I don't need that"

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

no idea why economists still talk about laffer's curve. it's not even his best pitch

every smart, quiet child of a certain age has to read ender’s game and become Annoying for a little while. most will emerge from it stronger. some become libertarians

if you think my baseball posts on here are annoying you should see the rictus grin one of the account managers i work with puts on when i make him talk about his cubs before our weekly one-on-one starts

ender's game teaches valuable lessons such as "posting can impact global politics"

“It’s Opening Day!” we all exclaim for the next three days, stretching the definition of time until the earth folds in on itself and starts anew.

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.