*orb voice* yeeeuh

10 years ago I happened to stumble across and read some 70ish page document from the pentagon about how the article circle would be the next battleground and so for years I've been working "well, the arctic circle will be the next battleground" into conversations and boy do I look like a genius now

been listening to this singer/songwriter lately and I noticed that half her songs are about how she's a wild fey creature who cannot be tied down and the rest are like "you left and didn't even look back, how could you, what's your problem," and I realized I had to just pick one kind or be annoyed

Donebert

sending @bloodberrytart.bsky.social a tweet and saying "us" and then sending the tweet's second image separately because it doesn't autoload in the discord preview and I don't want her to have to open twitter

if you work for polymarket you should kill yourself

not being on the games job market anymore is pretty great because I can just say that Tim Sweeney is a pedophile

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer

“okay, genie, my wish is for there to be a bunch of new greek myths to learn about. they have to be just as good as the old ones. they’d need to be, like ‘found’? all at the same time is too obvious, so maybe the first researcher inspires—“ “hey, don’t tell me how to genie”

I know religion in general has been grandfathered in so I'm not gonna touch that, but if you genuinely believe that demons are real and the devil walks the earth that should disqualify you not only from holding public office but from voting

It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school

these people do not deserve your decorum. they do not deserve the breath in their bodies

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

We really need to shed every ounce of civility for the architects of our sorrow.

Show trial and prompt execution for ICE personnel should be the moderate position

every single one of them needs to die

it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent

my suspicion is he's extremely dying and they are trying to roll as much of this stuff out as they can as fast as they can because they know he's the only thing uniting their lunatic-racist bloc

“227: Posting Sucks Now” by Anime Sickos Podcast

i refuse to exist in a world where i have any opinions at all about animal crossing mods

in absolutely tragic post-vacation news I easily remembered all my work passwords and will not need to wait on IT to reset them

reminded bitterly of the profitable, reasonably-staffed studio I worked at that cratered less than a year after pivoting to going all-in on this shit

walking into my canadian office job this morning as the only american, grimacing and mouthing "sorry, sorry, ah jeez" like I'm walking into a movie 20 minutes late

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

saw a young woman at the crowded airport using her laptop with over-the-ear headphones and I guess she got bored because she pulled out her phone to start watching tiktok extremely loudly, presumably because otherwise she wouldn't be able to hear them through the headphones she was still wearing

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

I was up all night due to travel so to catch up everyone just joining us: wuh oh

lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties

lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties

the thing about the focus M video is I want it to keep going... I want him to collect the red coins and get an upgrade back at the base... more repartee...

the other day my little sister (fully grown person, in law school) said of something that was kind of a bummer "this isn't very holly jolly" and I felt my heart break into one thousand pieces

I love watching movies with my family, love watching those movies again years later and remembering the things they said. every time I watch return of the king I remember my mom saying "but the tree knows" when the white tree flowers at what seems to be gondor's darkest hour. and she was so right

I love watching movies with my family, love watching those movies again years later and remembering the things they said. every time I watch return of the king I remember my mom saying "but the tree knows" when the white tree flowers at what seems to be gondor's darkest hour. and she was so right

whenever a conservative says like “i won’t apologize for being white” i’m kind of like where were you hanging out that people were asking that of you

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

avatar this avatar that how about you 'ave-a-targeted look at what you could be doing to make her more happy at this time of year 😤

thing I can't get out of my head from a couple years back was my late-teens cousin explaining how he had gotten his girlfriend to sign up for a sports betting app so he could get $50 to bet with in the app as a referral bonus

I'm so glad you asked

I can't carry it for you but I can fuck you

dads love watching 40 minutes of a movie standing in the doorway like 📺🛋️🚪🧍‍♂️

Fred Scrooge can get it

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merry christmas!

big influx of new people so I'm retweeting this again. shameless? certainly. and yet it performs a public service by getting more people to follow me and see my extremely good posts

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

dad's sportin a light-up christmas fedora called him Walter Light from Blinking Bad

playing Golden Sun for the first time since it and the sequel ate my life for a couple different summers in my tween/teens but I'm running up against the serious issue that always bounced me off a replay: the very long, dialogue-heavy intro, all in that JRPG move-pause-emote-pause-dialogue blocking