Millenial Stompclap! On The Debt Consolidation Help Desk Hold Music

if someone is wearing recording glasses and looks at you I'm pretty sure you're within your rights to snatch them off and stomp em

been enjoying revisiting my long-dormant asoiaf special interest. and of course this time the winds of winner will be announced by the time I finish my reread, so that's cool

because suzanne collins is catholic and the one of the core themes of the series is a critique of self-reliant survivalism. community is everything. you can be a hunter alone, but bread REQUIRES community: farmer, miller... baker. also gale killed her little sister lol.

might fuck around and develop a special interest in Earthquakes… watch this space

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Watch my video it takes place on the internet youtu.be/_RG7hU_S8Vc

Had the honor of narrating this! dustin's work is so goddamned funny and cool. nobody else is doing this type of thing and I highly recommend you check it out!

Man, I gotta watch Collateral again

he's gonna do the dr. doolittle voice because he knows only me and the three people I dragged to the theater on New Year's Day 2020 actually saw that movie

Had the honor of narrating this! dustin's work is so goddamned funny and cool. nobody else is doing this type of thing and I highly recommend you check it out!

since the website's busted it's finally safe for me to talk about all my most cancellable fetishes

GRRM: So in most fantasy series, Robb, the oldest trueborn son, would be the protagonist. But I've intentionally *not* made him a POV character in order to keep the focus on the often-overlooked-- Dan & DB: Robb's the protagonist, got it. How many rapes? Can we add fifty more

dunk: egg get the strap egg: aye ser

dunk: egg get the strap egg: aye ser

this guy was like the only big streamer to play hiveswap and as I recall he was pretty nice about it so you know what, sure

sometimes I go to snap at somebody and then I realize they follow me and I rein in my bile. a lord must temper justice with mercy

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

it's never an otherwise really smart person who questions the moon landing. it's always like the perpetually tweaking night manager at your teenage dishwashing job who can't see his kids because he got arrested for stealing the cages animal control put out to catch dumpster raccoons

I ain't "neurospicy" I got some disorders

wow, I'm astonished that the guy whose main political qualifications were writing a shlocky book about his mom trading him for a bag of percocet is a categorical failure as a negotiator

i scream "suicide by mailman" as i run at the mailman

matched someone who said "tell me about your favorite bug!" but maybe they were just being twee because my rapturous six paragraph description of the way the horse-guard wasp paralyzes 30 horseflies and buries them alive with a single egg that hatches and eats them all alive kinda killed the convo

it rocks. my team is like one older british gentleman who brings everyone chocolate, couple guys like me (yknow what I mean) and 20 of the most autistic women on this good earth

god I love humanity

damn, this media's about trauma??? for real??? wait, trauma, like the emotional response??? and there's media about it???

aw jeez! i hope the fire's ok

you don't really need to keep me up to date on what natty contrapoints thinks about things. I don't think I'm gonna have to take a quiz on that

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

A question I can't help but ask recently is if Trump were INTENTIONALLY trying to isolate the US, alienate it from its allies, accelerate its brain drain, weaken its position economically, dipolomatically, and militarily... what, if anything, would he be doing differently?

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Many people on this website do not like me! Here’s why it’s your problem: (1/57)

O Death, where is thy sting? For is this not the Feast of Kings?

rare you see an immediate roll over submission like this

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

nbd just the avatar of the warrior's strength and the mother's mercy meeting the blood of the dragon while framed in the light of the seven I'm sure this will portend nought of great import

One time I made a joke about smash brothers that got screenshotted to "scrub takes" and I got flooded with thousands of angry smash fans so I DM the guy and said "hey man, can you take this down? It's kind of ruining my day" and he replied GOT YOUR ASS but did take it down right away. grey morality

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

NASA launches a lunar mission, musk launches an IPO for his death rockets to try to cash in on enthusiasm. one of the many differences between brave scientific pioneers and a pedophile conman

let's go baby

it kinda rules not currently having something to shill online for the first time in a long time. just out here for the love of the game again, like the good ol days

never known of anybody who wasn't cool with trans people that wasn't a huge fucking loser

bro. dogg. be of good cheer. haven't you heard? there's a tourney at Ashford Meadow. Brankum's good-sister Scamella tidies up for the maester. she stole us some milk of the Poppy. we're gonna quaff a bunch and enter the melee. shall be a mummer's dream, it shall

i'm fucking crying lmao

theonion.com/first-night-... I think this one genuinely altered the course of my life. The number of times it has flashed through my head when I was strongly considering bailing on something... impossible to count, really. I think of it like I think of the first thing I saw die. It *is* the concept.

sometimes I'm feeling down and then I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror or another reflective surface and I'm like ha ha OK well things are not so bad