and you call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest

Lestat... probably the main guy I'm like. all things considered

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

Every problem with other attempts at adapting a fan-favorite property comes down to compromise out of fear. The inevitable “We can’t do X because Y.” Fans won’t like it or the audience won’t get it. It’s why the MCU (and every comic adaptation, frankly) became rote and tired almost immediately.

I just saw someone saying they hated this season of the vampire lestat and their most recent post after that was a crying spongebob gif because they were rewatching toy story 3

thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like

all the news out of america is this now

all the news out of america is this now

hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?

BACK FROM THE GRAVE STREAMS RETURN NEXT WEEK (times in image are EST)

(so stoned one of my pupils is the electricity orb from spencer's and the other is running Conway's Game of Life) the friendship between gon and killua is lowkey beautiful

me to my boyfriend, the love of my life who i couldn’t go on without: “hey gay boy”

nobody gives me preachy little notes on my posts because I am a huge prick about it if they do. years of experience suggest this to be the only strategy sustainable in the long term

turns out Denver is really nice 🌄

lindsay graham won't see your little jokes about him... but his dear friend benjamin netanyahu will :(

Now that's what I call a Graham Slam!

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

short girlfriends be like "i'm not that short actually"

cracking up suddenly remembering there's a part at the end of the last harry potter where harry dunks on voldemort by deadnaming him over and over. signs and portents for those who can see

cracking up suddenly remembering there's a part at the end of the last harry potter where harry dunks on voldemort by deadnaming him over and over. signs and portents for those who can see

reaching a degree of stressed out I frankly thought was beyond me these days. feels sort of freeing except for feeling like the opposite of that. I guess "electrocuted" would be a closer description

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

you're telling me the guy with the whoopsie totenkopf sucks????

action therapist trailer 1-4

Really love the "detatch post" feature. if someone is quoting you to be an obtuse pedant you can just snatch that shit right back. not today man

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yeah. my parents installed steam to play my first game and they've listened to all my podcasts, even the DM advice one. friends too! profoundly fortunate in this regard

chronic back pain and an addictive personality really does feel like russian roulette

getting into the games industry in the mid 2010s felt at times like furiously paddling a lifeboat to reach the Titanic before it fully sank. now it seems like trying to swim down to the wreck and live inside

do you think they told GameStop ahead of time

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

when Morrissey said “no i’ve never had a job because im too shy” it’s maybe the funniest thing anyone has said in a song ever. he would have loved Discord

oh god I have to reread the fucking boat arc so I know what's happening in the insanely complicated war of succession among like 12? I think? royal siblings all of whom have various named servants and attendants and also some of those servants are spies from other royal siblings and it matters which

nobody gives me preachy little notes on my posts because I am a huge prick about it if they do. years of experience suggest this to be the only strategy sustainable in the long term

probably the most morally compromised thing about me is I think it rocks when a woman is evil

made it all the way to the mid afternoon before I remembered that I saw this movie last night. not a great sign

supergirl felt like they 100% shaved down a gardians of the galaxy style PG-13 crass violent comedy into a PG with 5 of the lighter cusses permitted and all of the frankly fairly dark subject matter abstracted to the point of being hard to follow

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

the dream of the games industry is to one day work somewhere prestigious enough that it makes the news when they lay you all off

I feel kind of crazy sometimes because I haven't really given a shit about a GTA game since like vice city, and that's mostly because I was 14? like the jokes suck and the story is always corny and the gameplay is buggy and shitty and the missions are frustrating and burdensome

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

we enter day 4 of me listening to this song, a trend I conservatively estimate to continue for the rest of my life open.spotify.com/track/4NmWur...

feels like they should've called the steam machine The Boiler. I know it there are a bunch of other problems but this seems like the biggest one to me

it's crazy how few people are actually on site maintaining these data centers. it seems like if there was a fire or something, not only would it take a while for anyone to notice, but it would be really easy for everyone to get out without being hurt

sometimes I see somebody online and have a dim awareness that we maybe had beef at some point in the past, but because I can't remember what it is I just engage with them as if we didn't, which I'm sure on more than one occasion has made me seem like a lunatic but I simply prefer to live this way

Whenever I see that "gorilla channel" joke I think of the time I stayed up all night watching nature documentaries until the channel seemed to run out of shows & started showing an animation of gorillas on a loop and when I gave up and changed it the north tower of the world trade center was on fire

we tried watching amazing digital circus and 7 1/2 minutes in the protagonist was still just standing in a room being introduced to people and nothing had happened. had the same feeling as when I bounced off the start of hazbin hotel. like ok this is more a toybox for fic writers