Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

just answered a spam call that began witn an AI generation of my own voice talking to the AI spammer. not sure what the angle was but that was deeply unsettling

saw an Action Packer in Re9 and hit the full leo

probably gonna go see backrooms again

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

a guy one row behind us at the Backrooms showing was keeping up a crowded-room-volume running commentary of the trailers, which he continued a few minutes into the movie itself (rest of the theater was silent) so I inclined my head towards him and said "please stop talking"

backrooms fucks

coming to the end of my return to ASOIAF after like a decade away, what strikes me is a big part of the frustration for the winds delay is how much of ADWD is either very focused on new characters or set-up for all this crazy stuff that's juuuuuuust over the horizon

it's gonna be so depressing in 10 years when all the urban explorers have to pick through is endless rows of identical empty server racks

I have a rule I follow that I try never to post about posting and over the years it has kept me from forcing a lot of boring thoughts onto people. breaking the rule right now in hopes that others will learn it

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

this really feels like such a comically high number of assassination attempts lol

the King's Feast!! long absent, now returns

I grew up listening to Texans run their mouth about this type of stuff for decades and let me tell you Alberta ain't gonna do shit. they ain't going nowhere

this really is I think in my top five favorite videos of all time. absolutely captivating youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...

spiritually I have spent most of this year in Minecraft Civilization

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

going back to work after getting to spend nine days with my girlfriend and frankly this blows

the absolute absurdity of letting french canadians run an airport

everytime I see Mandalorian and Grogu marketing on a mcdonalds cup or whatever it feels like in summer 2020 when all the chip bags had ads on them for movies that never saw a theater

this july I will be celebrating my 21st year of an unbroken streak of thinking lucario sucks

gettin real sick of this guy's attitude

Happy Piccolo Day to all who observe

woke up at 3AM today. 30 minutes to shower and put on airport clothes. 22 min uber to airport. checking bag took five minutes. strolled through security with no line. no line at tim hortons. at my gate 20 minutes before boarding starts. this method never fails

The top result when you search for discord right now is something extremely filthy so it is SUPER funny that a bunch of people are searching discord right now because it's down

discord is down... but strife is way up!!!

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

tiny vest gang rise up

if you can make it to lunch on wednesday you can make it to the end of the week. stay strong o you children of this hideous age

it rocks that daenerys gets three living nuclear weapons and immediately goes fantasy john brown

before you make fun of this for cheap laughs I'll have you know that he wore this to raise awareness about an orchard that closed recently that was VERY important to a recently departed dear friend of his

finished the pragmata postgame. capcom's got the juice man

The thing about michael jackson is he's one of those john lennon-level monoculturally famous people that bugfuck lunatics tend to fixate on really hard

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

stay away from my goddamn beans

had a great time at super mario galaxy. for people who do not enjoy going to see these movies have you considered that maybe what is missing is that you should be high enough to see machine elves

a teenage detective comic

birthday (me)

reading Catelyn VI in ACOK and Edmure's blocking every attempt by Tywin's forces to return west

most obvious false flag of all time lmao

cmoooon

I'm kinda jazzed for the Elden Ring movie because I've always wondered what that setting would be like if someone actually told a story in it

it's so funny that there's a famous "haunted doll" that people sincerely believe will kill you if you buy it or are rude to it or whatever. like there are adults, not even a small number of them, hundreds of thousands easily, who truly think a magic doll will kill you. they walk among us and vote

me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha

everything costs at least thirty goddamned dollars now

The rent at this new apartment is so cheap! I only have to pay a single grain of rice everyday! The landlord doubles the rent every day, which sucks, but I'm sure I'll be fine

Weirdly, we also have a podcast episode about this.

looked up what happens if you grab a Waymo steering wheel and apparently they're just disabled lol. would not get inside one of those with a gun to my head